Gancho Libre he/him Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 Urafius and Arnold determined to get Arianoae so they could read Brandon Sanderson even when it was dark.
Ink he/him Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 So they made their own universe. One without long wait times for the next books.
Gancho Libre he/him Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 A universe of compressed time... ... and ghanderflaffles.
Gancho Libre he/him Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 A universe of... BRANDON SANDERSON!!!!!!
BitBitio he/him Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 But then a new character joined the fray. His name was Billy Amadeus Charles Wilson the Fourth. He refused any attempts to nickname him and only answered to his full name. He hated this new universe and the 17th Shard and started a hate mail forum called Soience. His attempt was unsuccessful. So he joined the Shard. 1
Kidpen he/him Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 On the Shard, he became known as BitBitio. 1
Gancho Libre he/him Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 Billy Amadeus Charles Wilson the Fourth and his younger sister took turns riding a ghanderflaffle. It was hard because of the ghanderflaffle's thick, oily feathers.
BitBitio he/him Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 Billy Amadeus Charles Wilson the Fourth actually did not become known as BitBitio because he refused to accept nicknames, remember?
AonEne he/him Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 And then Arnold found a bean in the dirt. I don't know what I'm doing.
Rebecca she/her Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 You know, I’m going to start Butt’s quest again, because none of this makes sense. Butt walked up to Arnold, and snatched the bean out of his hand, as he thought it may be useful for his quest.
Kidpen he/him Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 Butt had been renamed Butt from whatever he was called before because he didn't file the proper paperwork. He also escaped that stomach. Or whatever happened. I'm not totally sure.
+ElephantEarwax he/him Posted April 30, 2018 Author Posted April 30, 2018 He took the bean and started on his way down the road toward the nearest farm.
Snipexe he/him Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 (edited) While he was walking he started to scream. “I will scream until I stop walking” he thought Edited April 30, 2018 by Snipexe Njnja’d
AonEne he/him Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 He walked for ten years. Best amount of time for a timeskip...right, @Mraize?
Lord Meeker he/him Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 Yeah. During his walk, he lost both of his legs.
Snipexe he/him Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 The volume of his screams vastly increased.
Kidpen he/him Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 Because, scientifically, every sound you make goes to the legs first, and some of it is left there. So now all of it could go out the mouth. 2
Ink he/him Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 And now, his mouth is permanently stuck open, because of how long he was screaming.
Hemalurgic Headshot he/him Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 Over the course of the long ten, screaming years, Butt had found the rest of the ingredients for SuperCoffeetm and poured it down his eternally open mouth. The unholy mixture churned in his stomach and he could feel himself grow stronger.
Kidpen he/him Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 Suddenly he new he would be able to confront Brandy.
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