The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Rebecca she/her]

With the ghanderfaffle out of his way, and no longer needing to find any pancakes, Butt continued his journey. Butt did this with difficulty, however, because he was still emotionally damaged by the words of the ghanderfaffle.

[AonEne he/him]

Before him appeared a very confused Matt Meese. 

[Kidpen he/him]

In a coffin, with a MLP doll stolen from Butt.

[AonEne he/him]

He also had the Declaration of Independence. It had a treasure map on the back. Nobody had found the treasure yet, so Butt wondered if he should. 

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

Taking the map and the MLP, which he assumed could be an object of power that could strike Brandy's "Achilles' Heel", Butt decided to find the treasure.

[Kidpen he/him]

However, Achilles showed up to sue for copyright infringement.

[Rebecca she/her]

Guys, this is hilarious. 

Butt threw the MPL at Achilles’s head, and immediately ran in the opposite direction.

[MacThorstenson he/him]

Getting mad a Butt, Achilles ran after him. Butt saw him following and decided that he needed to slow him down. So he grabbed the thing closest to him and threw it at Achilles. that thing turne out to be a full size MLP.

[Apollyon he/him]

With Butt’s unexpected ability to lift an entire pony, he pelted Achilles with a whole horse. Achilles was only marginally slowed.

[MacThorstenson he/him]

Achilles saw that Butt had given him a horse and mounted it and began to use it t chase after butt quicker.

[Kidpen he/him]

Then Pinkie Pie inflated a balloon. 

[Yvainnie she/her]

Butt escaped and find him Gluteus unharmed.

Edited April 29, 2018 by Yvainnie

[Archer he/him]

The horse bucked him off and went to Arizona, leaving him alone out in front of a dentist's office. 

Edited April 29, 2018 by Archer

[Yvainnie she/her]

He was scared to death and thought about go back to meet angry Achilles rather than dentist.

[Kidpen he/him]

Butt wondered since when Arizona was in the Cosmere.

[Yvainnie she/her]

And then he remembered that Arizona was name for nearby town. "What a strange name," he thought.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

He also wondered what the Reckoners was...as it wasn't Cosmere and therefore had no presence in his universe. Yet the preposterous statement that the ghanderfaffle had made still hurt him deeply, somehow.

Edited April 29, 2018 by Nerd3.14159265358979

[Kidpen he/him]

Butt died of this pain, and met Kelsier in the cognitive realm.

[Snipexe he/him]

Kelsier was very confused. “I don’t remember a Butt Venture?” Butt replied, “whaaa?”

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

Then Kelsier quickly ended the awkward conversation with a swift punch to Butt's face, which sent him straight back to the Physical Realm.

[Kidpen he/him]

Only now Butt had hemalurgy.

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

Though Butt was now stronger, had Gluteus, and had been through death and back, he still had not made the magical bean water, and was thus not powerful enough to defeat Brandy.

[Kidpen he/him]

So Butt went and looked for beans in the dirt again.

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

It was at this time that an elderly man, doing elderly things, passed by Butt on his elderly way, and inquired of Butt, in an elderly matter, why he was digging in the dirt?

[Apollyon he/him]

Suddenly, the old man revealed himself as a chasmfiend! Rawr! He then proceeded to violently harass Butt Venture.

Edited April 30, 2018 by Apollyon