The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Yvainnie she/her]

And he throw that cookie away because it was abolutely useless.

Edited April 28, 2018 by Yvainnie

[BitBitio he/him]

The cookie went into the dumpster, where a toy piglet named Arnold ate it. Don't ask me how, he simply did. The cookie gave the piglet A-Aluminum.

Edited April 28, 2018 by BitBitio

[Gancho Libre he/him]

That cookie was later eaten by a ghanderflaffle, but that is a different story and shall be told another time.

Don't ask what a ghanderflaffle is.

[Apollyon he/him]

Butt quickly stands in embarrassment from his toilet, pulling up his pants. He then proceeds to contemplate the meaning of the word ‘ghanderflaffle’.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

A ghanderflaffle slithers by.

[MacThorstenson he/him]

The ghanderflaffle ghanderflaffle ghanderflaffle's down the alley.

Its now a noun adjective and verb.

[Rebecca she/her]

Butt snuck after the ghanderfaffle, curoious.

Edited April 28, 2018 by Rebecca

[Gancho Libre he/him]

He saw that is had the most ghanderfaffly flaffle, a ghanderflaffly flaffle of the highest degree. Butt passed out for seeing so much glory.

[Rebecca she/her]

When Butt eventually regained consciousness, several hours later, the ghanderfaffle had disappeared, and Butt was alone in the alley.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

The alley... was very dark.

[Kidpen he/him]

Then a tuba appeared.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Butt played 'Mary had a Little Lamb' on it.

[Yvainnie she/her]

Then he continued his quest. 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Of course, he took the tuba with him, but it was very heavy.

[Kidpen he/him]

Butt wondered what his quest was again? 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

"Oh yeah," he remembered. "Oh, wait," He thought "What is it? I had it for a second." He played 'Ode to Joy' on the tuba.

[Rebecca she/her]

I know it has something to do with beans and water...Butt thought.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

He started to search for beans in the dirt, convinced he needed to eat some.

[Yvainnie she/her]

But Butt was mad and throw tuba on nearby ghanderflaffle. 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

"@#%$#^@^$%&!" he screamed. "You ghanderflaffles is everywhere! At least help me find some beans! I'm staving!"

The ghanderflaffle burbled.

[Rebecca she/her]

Strangely, Butt was able to interpret what the ghanderfaffle was saying. It said...

Lol, ghanderfaffle is now in my phone’s autocorrect.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

"I need all of my pancakes for today's annual jibber-jabber party of the titans!"

says the ghanderflaffle.

Edited April 28, 2018 by Gancho Libre

[Kidpen he/him]

"All ten pancakes?" Butt asked.

Guys, I think we are almost to the point where we can get this published as a childrens book.

[Archer he/him]

The pancakes screamed in horror. Alas, no one could hear them. 

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

Butt was astonished. He had never fathomed that all ten pancakes were necessary, nor had he even heard of them, but they sounded important, so he was astonished anyway.