The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Tocf thanked him and then promptly played out Voldaren Thrillseeker, beating Nerdy in another game.

[Immortal Platypus]

5 hours ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

Tocf wondered why TLT was suddenly becoming pokemon.

He then decided to build the Yargle Fling combo deck and jam out some games in standard.

cause reasons probably

Platypus wondered if the other plots would ever continue.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

9 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

cause reasons probably

Platypus wondered if the other plots would ever continue.

"Just give it time," said Nerdy, who was countering Tocf's Invasion of Ikoria. "Plot always finds a way."

[Immortal Platypus]

3 hours ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

"Just give it time," said Nerdy, who was countering Tocf's Invasion of Ikoria. "Plot always finds a way."

Platypus briefly wondered how Nerdy read his mind, then realized he wasn't shielding it. "That's true. But I hope none of the arcs get abandoned."

[NameIess]

5 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

Platypus briefly wondered how Nerdy read his mind, then realized he wasn't shielding it. "That's true. But I hope none of the arcs get abandoned."

From somewhere far-off, Subversion sighed in school.

[Immortal Platypus]

22 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

From somewhere far-off, Subversion sighed in school.

Platypus smirked. He had recently gotten out of school.

[NameIess]

46 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

Platypus smirked. He had recently gotten out of school.

Subversion felt envious, which was odd given that she was really a very poor vessel for portrayal of her Author’s emotions. Perhaps she would make some kind of Narrator school that she was attending as a justification.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Then, Hoid

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

who was doing Hoid things,

[Immortal Platypus]

Ate a cracker.

1 hour ago, Nameless* said:

Subversion felt envious, which was odd given that she was really a very poor vessel for portrayal of her Author’s emotions. Perhaps she would make some kind of Narrator school that she was attending as a justification.

Platypus thought about this. Then he stopped thinking about it as twice as much school was far too much.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

On 4/18/2023 at 6:17 PM, Being of Cacophony said:

Ate a cracker.

It was very tasty.

[Immortal Platypus]

2 hours ago, Sequence said:

It was very tasty.

So he made a plan to mass produce them.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

In order to do this, he needed a factory. So he called up his old friend Butt Venture who was still in charge of the strawberry-flavored-chocolate-covered-peanut-butter-pretzal company and asked if he could do some cracker manufacturing.

Anyone remember those lol

[Immortal Platypus]

2 hours ago, Szeth's Facepalm said:

In order to do this, he needed a factory. So he called up his old friend Butt Venture who was still in charge of the strawberry-flavored-chocolate-covered-peanut-butter-pretzal company and asked if he could do some cracker manufacturing.

Anyone remember those lol

i don't think I was here for those

But what he didn't realize is that he got the phone number wrong. In reality, he called up

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Somepeople.

Somepeople screamed.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Somepeople screamed for ice cream.

[Immortal Platypus]

Then continued screaming. For no particular thing.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The screaming stopped abruptly as several planet's worth of tuna smoothie landed on Somepeople's head.

Edited April 23, 2023 by The Bookwyrm

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Fortunately, this tuna smoothie was habitable to somepeople.

[Immortal Platypus]

But somepeople didn't like tuna

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Sompeople didn't like tuna in the same way that most people don't like eating lichen.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Suddenly, pineapples.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

"this doesn't help." said Sompeople.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Suddenly, even more pineapples.

[Immortal Platypus]

The pineapples started battling the tuna.