The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

As Chouta ghosts usually were.

[NameIess]

Now only one question remained:

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Do fish know when it is Christmas?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

And obviously, the answer was:

[NameIess]

Of course! The amount of waste dumped into the water was a hundred times higher than normal the day after Christmas!

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Someone idly wondered how Christmas had become a thing in a place like TLT.

[NameIess]

Narrators had created it, of course. And some of them liked celebrating Christmas.

[Edema Rue she/her]

And some of them liked texting every minute how many minutes were left until Christmas, greatly annoying their friends.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Yet the wait was over and they could finally tear into their presents!

[NameIess]

After the presents had been properly eaten, everyone sat back for a nice chill day of relaxing and hanging out with family.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Even Eof.

Then again, spending time with family had become much more of a priority for him in recent pages. He'd distinctly changed for the better.

Foe, on the other hand...

[+Doomstick he/him]

Was being glooped upon by Kandra Klaus

[NameIess]

Foe was very upset at the way things were going to turn out in the future, so he was spending his days making plans for that eventuality.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

It was the new Ultimate Plan for the next era of TLT.

Eof began to see the effects of this plan, and began to formulate his own.

[NameIess]

But he didn't reveal that plan yet. For now, all he needed to do was wait and watch what happened.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And so that was the story how Eof became Santa Claus and Foe became Krampus.

HOWEVER.........................................

Edited December 26, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[NameIess]

Moni had just finished a restful dinner with her family and friends, and was drifting peacefully off to sleep after finally managing to get that super catchy Christmas song out of her head.

UNTIL...............................................................................

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The christmas tree fell down!

BUT.....................................................................................

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The dog caught it!

HOWEVER………………….

[Edema Rue she/her]

He didn’t catch it until it had squished an uneaten present! 

LUCKILY………………

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The present was uneaten because it was known to taste terrible.

UNFORTUNATELY……………………….

[NameIess]

It also smelled terrible after being squashed.

FORTUNATELY....................................

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Nobody who lived there had a particularly strong sense of smell.

ALSO……………………………………

[NameIess]

No one technically "lived there".

SO..................................

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

It was the land of the dead.