The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Society collapsed within days.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

SCREAMS

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

What was left of the Ghanderflaffle Empire, the Breakmounk Dynasty, and the Ookla Domain was completely gone within a month. The Toxic fear sludge effectively destroyed everything on the entire planet, and within a year, not even ruins were left. The planet had become a barren wasteland filled with mystery and discoveries for the space-age explorers of the next generation.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A husk of Sorrow and Loss.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

An airless, lifeless, waterless hunk of rock.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Joyless as well.

[NameIess]

Everyone named Joy had died in the first few hours.

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

But the turtles survived, because they could hide in their shells and avoid the fries.

[NameIess]

But then the sludge evolved. It transformed into the worst fear of all turtles: plastic

[Robin Sedai she/her]

So the turtles mutated.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

An unnatural perversion of life.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Now they had cat heads and five legs.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

And no tails.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

And no eyes.

[Voidspawn he/him]

But at the same time, it had Twenty-Sneventy-Twelve Chins.

(If you want to seen twenty-sneventy-twelve written out, click on the link in the spoiler)

Spoiler

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[NameIess]

These death turtles swarmed out into the vast expanse of space, searching for new planets to conquer.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They ran into the end of the sentence and fell off..............................                        
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[NameIess]

They fell deep into the depths of the unknown.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And we e cor up ed n o [DELETED]

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Uif dpssvqujpo xbt ufssjcmf.

[NameIess]

Meanwhile, back on earth, Nameless hunted X through a nightmarish landscape, moving swiftly through the ruined husks that used to be city, taking cover to hide from the fear sludge. "We really should come up with a better name than 'fear sludge'."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

How about black ooze?

[NameIess]

Nameless glanced around. "Who said that? Why would I call it black ooze? It's clear-" He cut off as black ooze swallowed him.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Nameless was replaced.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Ipje xbt tujmm dpssvqufe.