The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Ruin grinned, certain of his victory. He had always known that insisting on spiking every single one of his inquisitors with the baseball bat combat abilities of Chuck Norris would pay off someday. Even if the inquisitors refused to use baseball bats for some reason. he glanced towards Unintelligible, walking purposefully towards the G.E.G. Towards the center of the Ghanderflaffle empire. Towards the raised pedestal that converted whatever was placed on it into the energy that powered the Ghanderflaffle empire's vast armies. He frowned. Something was wrong. But what was it?

Unintelligible stumbled towards the pedestal, exhausted. "I have to put this book there. I have to consume the world in war. No. I have to save... Nameless. That's why I came here. To save Nameless." he ran into something. The pedestal. He reached out, knocking something off of it, dropping his baseball bat to pull the rhythm of war from his pack and place it on the pedestal. 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The Pedestal let out the magical sound of All-Stars, the song coming form an unseen speaker. Ruin stared in disbelief. As the Book touched the pedestal, a small wooden door appeared behind it. Jovial music and warm light was coming from inside.  The readers gawked at Unintelligible’s lengthy post.

Edited December 3, 2021 by Ookla the Sequence

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Meanwhile, Hoid

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The few narrators paying attention glanced at Hoid, more focused on Unintelligible's epic quest. Someone did manage to put in the effort to throw a boxing at Hoid, though.

Edited December 3, 2021 by Ookla the Sequence

[NameIess]

Unintelligible opened the door to reveal Nameless, who appeared to be watching the newest Wheel of Time episode. He glanced over at Unintelligible. "Oh hi. Thanks for coming to save me." He glanced at Unintelligible's arm. "You uh, might want to get that looked at, maybe? Looks hemalurgic to me."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Ruin laughed maniacally from outside the door.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Szeth was angry because he had to wait to watch the new episode because of reasons.

[NameIess]

Nameless walked over. "Don't worry. I'll tell you everything that happens in it."

Spoiler

hah. Did you actually expect me to spoil the episode? I'll tell you that it was pretty good, and it had *gasp* Rand in it. I think episode 4 was still my favorite though.

 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

And with that, Unintelligible’s quest to save Nameless the legendary narrator had come to an end.

[NameIess]

(Nameless wasn't actually a legendary narrator. Just a normal one). "I'm just glad that we got the plot done before @Ookla the Kijetesantakalu got here."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Having only been here a week or so, Sequence did not know of @Ookla the Kijetesantakalu’s narration powers. They nodded slowly anyway.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Conditioner was dumped on the remnants of Plot

Edited December 4, 2021 by Ookla the Kijetesantakalu

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

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said Plot.

[+Doomstick he/him]

It died

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

So, how was your day yesterday?

[+Doomstick he/him]

Your Day Yesterday was in pain.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Your Day Yesterday looked down upon its kingdom, screaming bloody murder as its brain was slowly turned into a catermelon.

[NameIess]

But that was irrelevant.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Because Stick

[NameIess]

Was brushed aside. BY

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Stick. Was brushed

[Silva]

aside the cobwebs. He’d never had anything against spiders, but he really wished that they’d choose more convenient places to build their traps. Convenient for Was, that is.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Was continued to search for cobwebs.

[NameIess]

"Wasing the wanting of the webbing."

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Szeth screamed, murdering Was by turning the story into present tense.

Edited December 5, 2021 by Ookla the Confused