Mist she/her Posted October 14, 2021 Posted October 14, 2021 Hey Szeth, Longest Thread is bold text to be canon. Shortest Thread is italics. Suddenly, breadmunks started eating the cheese.
NameIess Posted October 14, 2021 Posted October 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Szeth_Pancakes said: LC used his narration powers to permanently blast Nameless to the desolate non-cosmere section of the forums. Nameless glanced around in confusion. "But. . . I'm already in the non-cosmere section of the forums." Mist, Szeth knows already.
NameIess Posted October 14, 2021 Posted October 14, 2021 Nameless took his chance to double post and used it to stab LC in the back, then turn the breadmunks massive.
Shard of Reading he/him Posted October 14, 2021 Posted October 14, 2021 The massive breadmunks prepared their weapons for war. Ummm... What have I done....
xinoehp512 he/him Posted October 14, 2021 Posted October 14, 2021 X's avatar drifted in a sea of shadow.
NameIess Posted October 14, 2021 Posted October 14, 2021 Nameless appeared in front of him. "X? I have good news. The inter-multiverse tournament of depression is starting, and I got you in!" He handed X a sword.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted October 14, 2021 Posted October 14, 2021 X's avatar took the sword. It froze solid.
NameIess Posted October 14, 2021 Posted October 14, 2021 (edited) "Nice!" Nameless patted X on the back. "You might actually have a chance at this!" a ragged gash opened, the air greying around it as the portal sucked the positivity out of everything around it. "Then again, Kaladin is in it too. Good luck!" Nameless shoved X's avatar through the rift. "You'll need it" Edited October 14, 2021 by Nameless
xinoehp512 he/him Posted October 15, 2021 Posted October 15, 2021 X's avatar won the competition by being too utterly apathetic to even attend.
NameIess Posted October 15, 2021 Posted October 15, 2021 (It was a tie between him and 99% of the other contestants)
#1 Taln Fan he/him Posted October 15, 2021 Posted October 15, 2021 (edited) TalnFan, who thought it was a snack bar and entered by mistake, was the only one who didn’t win. Edited October 15, 2021 by #1_Taln_Fan
NameIess Posted October 16, 2021 Posted October 16, 2021 The judges were not impressed by his lack of ability to generate rainclouds wherever he went.
#1 Taln Fan he/him Posted October 16, 2021 Posted October 16, 2021 TalnFan then went home and bought himself a gerbil, which he named Fred.
#1 Taln Fan he/him Posted October 17, 2021 Posted October 17, 2021 (edited) TalnFan cried. Edited October 17, 2021 by #1_Taln_Fan
NameIess Posted October 17, 2021 Posted October 17, 2021 His personal trainer walked up. "Hey there T, good to see you're starting some early training for the awesome hero tourney next year. I really thought it was a bad idea to enter the depression tourney, but now that you got automatic entry to the awesome hero tourney, I see your strategy." He looked at the dead gerbil, then handed his clipboard to TalnFan. "I listed all the main points you need to improve on in order to do well in the tourney. Good to see you getting a head start on number 13: tragic backstory." he checked his calendar. "I managed to get you a spot in one of Sadeas and Amaram's hero boot camps, but I can also switch it out for the death of a loved one, tragic accident resulting in permanent disability, or even a plain near-death experience if you're feeling the need for something more traditional. Also-" The trainer glanced around covertly, "If you really want to win this thing, I know a guy who can get you in on the millennia of torture training regimen. I normally wouldn't recommend it, but, with your favorite character, I think you got this. So, what'll it be?"
#1 Taln Fan he/him Posted October 17, 2021 Posted October 17, 2021 (edited) “I dunno.” TalnFan said. “Seems like a lot of work, maybe I should just go try extreme ironing or something.” TalnFan walked away, off to go tie his ironing board to his horse. Edited October 17, 2021 by #1_Taln_Fan
Silva Posted October 17, 2021 Posted October 17, 2021 His horse, having not wanted to have an ironing board tied to it, had since run off.
#1 Taln Fan he/him Posted October 17, 2021 Posted October 17, 2021 Down on his luck, TalnFan smelled freshly baked cookies, so he followed the scent into a dark alley.
NameIess Posted October 17, 2021 Posted October 17, 2021 His PT popped up next to him. "Ah, so you've decided on the "enslaved by hemalurgists" route. Quite unconventional, I have to say, but I like it. You're going to need originality to win that contest."
#1 Taln Fan he/him Posted October 17, 2021 Posted October 17, 2021 “What do you mean, Hemalurgy?” TalnFan said, stopping at the mouth of the alleyway. “They’re just cookies.”
NameIess Posted October 17, 2021 Posted October 17, 2021 The PT nodded. "Ah, an initial naïve mindset. That's goo-I mean, uhh, yeaaaaaahhhhhhhh. Just cookies. No hemalurgy involved.
#1 Taln Fan he/him Posted October 17, 2021 Posted October 17, 2021 “Excellent!” TalnFan said, entering the alley and stuffing a cookie into his mouth.
NameIess Posted October 17, 2021 Posted October 17, 2021 The PT winced. "Well, looks like he won't need me for another few years."
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