The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[AonDoor he/him]

To which Hoid responded by shooting Wit with

Edited June 17, 2021 by Johnny Boy

[Quivil]

a frog. The frog hops away.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

and eats Bluefingers who then

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

THen, wjwi went to sleepe eepe pepe -skrrch- "PEPPA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THAT FORUM?"

[+Doomstick he/him]

"... eating wood"

"YOU FOOL, REMEMBER RULE #3! THOU SHALL EAT NO WOOD!"

[Quivil]

Wait, what?

[AonDoor he/him]

"But it tastes like

[Quivil]

a frog's tongue!"

You're welcome.

Edited June 20, 2021 by Tani

[Silva]

The nearby frogs fled.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

So did the salamanders, who tasted like frogs.

[Quivil]

Nono, it's only the things that taste like frog's tongues that need to flee. Salamanders are safe.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Their tongues, specifically 

[The Technovore he/him]

Peppa, upon seeing the total dearth of frogs, salamanders, or wood for her nibblings, decided to go find the Plot.

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

The Plot, however, had hopped the border and taken a space shuttle to the neighboring galaxy in order to escape all of the insanity going on.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Then, the Plot died because faster-than-light travel is eXtReMeLy dAnGeRoUs.

[+Doomstick he/him]

and there was much rejoicing

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

because now we could do anything we wanted with the story.

 

 

FOOD FIGHT

[+Doomstick he/him]

Was the name of a green rock

[Kings_way he/they]

Superman saw the green rock and ran away in fear.

[AonDoor he/him]

...Directly into a green rock wall.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Then, a squirrel said "I like pizza," and that was the start of the end of the world.

[+Doomstick he/him]

those events weren't correlated though

[AonEne he/him]

The world was ending instead because Butt Venture had just done the unthinkable and murdered a man.

[AonDoor he/him]

The world that was ending was called Krypton, where Superman was training to become a cage fighter (even though he had, like, the worst reflexes of all time).

Edited June 22, 2021 by Johnny Boy

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

and Spook was the savior of good pizza, destroying all pineapple.