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Then, since the Plot was dead, we cut to 5,000 years earlier, when Hoid was eating a pizza while watching the Shattering of Adolnasium.

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Instead, he sat there, eating his pineapple pizza because Spook wasn't around yet.

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13 hours ago, Doomstick said:

he wished he was eating isntant noodles, but those didn't exist yet

nor did instant noodles. 

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The apocalypse ended two minutes later, but not before destroying a neighboring universe.

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Unfortunately, the apocalypse lasted for 3 thousand, seven hundred and forty-five years, as Johnny forgot to write in bold.

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The apocalypse was KAS radio, and KAS radio was the apocalypse. Then, epochs of elephants eagerly enveloped emphatic elk.

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Their wars lasted for centuries, spanning a thousand star systems and sacrificing a trillion lives. And then, finally...

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time had reached the point before the backwards time skip, but too much had changed, so the multiverse imploded.

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The implosion was not the ending. There are neither endings nor beginnings to the Longest Thread, but it was an ending.

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