The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

But eventually, he realized that exercising wouldn't change the fact that he ate 57.7368 pounds of cookies per day.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So he switched to more strenuous exercise.

[NameIess]

While simultaneously quadrupling his cookie intake.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He competed in the Breadmunk Olympics.

[NameIess]

The cookie-eating olympics.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And the running olympics, and the swimming olympics, and the jumping-over-skyscraper olympics, and a few more as well.

[NameIess]

But the cookie olympics was the only one that he won in.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Very few breadmunks ate cookies.

Edited July 23, 2021 by xinoehp512

[Mist she/her]

And the ones that did were gathered elsewhere during the cookie olympics. 

[NameIess]

Fortunately for Art Painter, No One and Brandy Venture had been using protein powder instead of sugar for years, so he had gained over 500 pounds of pure muscle. Too bad the breadmunks didn't have a weightlifting contest.

Edited July 23, 2021 by Nameless

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They did, however, have a mountain-moving contest.

[NameIess]

But it was on the same day as the cookie-eating contest.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So Art Painter had to run really, really fast to make both.

[+Doomstick he/him]

His middle name was Fleet (and that is the name the bards remembered)

[NameIess]

But, as the bards say, the breadmunks payed the stormfather to off him.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Unfortunately for the Stormfather, Art Painter was so fast he had already won both while the highstorm was on the other side of the planet.

[Guest]

This seems like fun! I should try it too. But I can't think of anything.

Edited July 25, 2021 by Elf_at_heart

[NameIess]

14 minutes ago, Elf_at_heart said:

This seems like fun! I should try it too. But I can't think of anything.

That's never stopped me!

But as we all know, no one can keep away from the storm forever, not even Fleet.

Edited July 25, 2021 by Nameless

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

Oh my gosh. I haven't posted for three years until today. (Exactly, which I actually didn't notice). And this thread's still going! I'm impressed, and glad of it. Although I'm not going to even try to catch up on everything that's happened since I posted back on page 72...

[+Doomstick he/him]

The mountain moving contest was very difficult

[Guest]

And the cookie-eating competition was very easy.

[AonEne he/him]

5 hours ago, Nerd3.14159265358979 said:

Oh my gosh. I haven't posted for three years until today. (Exactly, which I actually didn't notice). And this thread's still going! I'm impressed, and glad of it. Although I'm not going to even try to catch up on everything that's happened since I posted back on page 72...

Oh wow, hi lol. Yeah, maybe don't try to read the whole thing - or maybe do, some people do and enjoy it! Sorry to welcome you back with a dollop of moderation but we prefer that you don't have spoiler tags in your signature anymore; could you move yours to your About Me or something? Thanks! 

Mainly because everyone enjoyed it so much. 

[Guest]

But hey, that is a story for another time. Another, better time.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because Art Painter was dead.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Someone had put an F before his name on his birth certificate, therefore Art Painter was no more, only Fart Painter remained