The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Mortals]

Insulted Wit

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

his brother ate him and pooped out a

[Jaywalk he/him]

Coherent plot line.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

it was strange because of 

[Kings_way he/they]

the fact that this is TLT, and no one has seen a coherent plotline in their lives except maybe hoid. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

And Butt Venture

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

so Hoid kicked Moash in the face because

[+Doomstick he/him]

coherence was for losers

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

so Moash at a hemulurgically spiked cookie.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Then, a frog in a top hat

[+Doomstick he/him]

stood on a bottom hat

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

and bought a side hat.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Then, Hoid showed up and gave him a time hat, which was a hat in the fourth dimension.

[AonDoor he/him]

(Insert long tangent about the fourth dimension.)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

so since bannanas = dawn shards, Rysn was a Banana, so Kelsier ate

 

Edited June 15, 2021 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And he ate well.

[Kings_way he/they]

Then Kelsier started default dancing.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

So, Marsh slapped him, and Elhokar

[Quivil]

ate a frog. forcefed Kelsier a frog.

Edited June 16, 2021 by Tani

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

for Brunch. So Moash ate a Humalurgically spiked cookie. And Mraize

[+Doomstick he/him]

clucked like

[Quivil]

a frog.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

and Wit was unimpressed greatly.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Then Hoid said, “Wait, why are you here? You’re me!”

[Quivil]

and Wit says "Nonsense! I have abandoned you and am now my own person! So ha!"