The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

In an exaggerated fashion.

[+Doomstick he/him]

This was because it was the seventh of the seventh at seven past seven, every seven years at that time, Molehill Volcano would erupt

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Suddenly, BREADMUNKS

[Mortals]

Became GHANDERFLAFFLES

[+Doomstick he/him]

they were FLYING

[Quivil]

Until they weren't. Then they were falling.

[+Doomstick he/him]

though the Ghanderflaffle Empire was rising

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

It was all very confusing. "Tani," voted Szeth. "You were acting suspicious."

lolz

[Kings_way he/they]

King decided to NK Szeth.

Edited May 13, 2021 by Kings_way

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

“Storm it!” said Szeth in the dead doc.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Unfortunately the nuclear tea party started without Szeth.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Szeth huffed in disdain.

[Bejarden he/him]

Then he puffed then he blew the nuclear tea party in!

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

"This story is now in second person!" you say.

[Silva]

You frown, uncertain at how you feel about being controlled by various different authors.

[Quivil]

Then you decide it's okay, start doing a happidance, and fall off a cliff. You continue dancing on your way down, go splat at the bottom, and die. The end!

 

Suddenly, Voidapple

[Jaywalk he/him]

Yes-anded the conversation and went on a date with a breadmunk.

[Quivil]

30 minutes ago, Jaywalk said:

Yes-anded

Quote

What does this mean?

 

[+Doomstick he/him]

The Voidapple has returned, terrifying all with the threat of disintegration. Had those who summoned it known its history and the risks associated with it?

[Jaywalk he/him]

14 hours ago, Tani said:

 

It’s a term used in improv comedy, meaning that you build off of the thing the last person said instead of going “The End.”

 

13 hours ago, Doomstick said:

The Voidapple has returned, terrifying all with the threat of disintegration. Had those who summoned it known its history and the risks associated with it?

The American Puppy People of Long Existentiality (or APPLE) had seeked to experiment on the legendary ship.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

And everyone in the APPLE had mental health issues, considerably slowing progress on the experiments.

[Quivil]

16 hours ago, Doomstick said:

Had those who summoned it known its history and the risks associated with it?

No. Enlighten me?

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The void consumed.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Everything.

And then it spat it all out, because it tasted disgusting.

[Jaywalk he/him]

This was quite traumatic for the universe.