The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

My life is a lie.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because it lost its f.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

18 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Because it lost its f.

And it also lost its Oreos.

[+Doomstick he/him]

they found each other and became Foreos

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

And then the foreos waged war on the Ghanderflaffle empire, which, despite its kite mishap, was still rising.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Voodoospoon ate a pancake.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

And everyone was happy. Except for Hoid. Why? Because he

[Voidspawn he/him]

had swapped places with Voodoospoon and had gotten expelled.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Ah yes. That happened.

"Wheeeee," exclaimed breadmunk Phil.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"e" continued Phil.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Phil continued saying "e", somehow stuffing his face with donuts at the same time.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Things quickly went south.

[Voidspawn he/him]

His digestive system exploded.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

It was not fun.

[Voidspawn he/him]

He puked his heart out.

[+Doomstick he/him]

then ate it once more

[Voidspawn he/him]

Suddenly, Fadran appeared and got puked on.

[+Doomstick he/him]

it was an interesting experience

[Voidspawn he/him]

Fadran then ate the puke.

[+Doomstick he/him]

PUKE stood for Protected Urban Kelp Extract

[Voidspawn he/him]

Phil had been eating PUKE, so when he puked, out came PUKE. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

it was delicious

[Voidspawn he/him]

But not as delicious as COVID-19.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

“This is getting EXTREMELY inappropriate,” said Narrator Szeth. “Voidspawn and Doomstick, please come to the principal’s office.”

[Voidspawn he/him]

"But I've already been expelled," said Voidspawn/Voodoospoon/Impersonator-of-Hoid.