The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Quivil]

Lani dodges, and UnMerges with the Big Bad and becomes a good guy! Who loves oragnes!

[+Doomstick he/him]

it was all part of Dr. Who Octopus' plan

[Bridge-Four he/him]

But you did not care, you fell in love with Lani for she loves dragons 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

And you lived happily ever after. But meanwhile, BREADMUNKS!

[Bridge-Four he/him]

Also, Hoid playing a flute while flying a kite, again.

[Kings_way he/they]

He steered the kite to make it crash into a nearby windrunner

[AonEne he/him]

The Windrunner spiraled to the ground. 

[Bridge-Four he/him]

Gosh! Abomination! Hoid can't hit anyone, you broke it guys. 

But Hoid didn't care from now on he could hit anyone he wanted. The shard of Timeliness, i.e you, made that oath irrelevant. So Hoid decided to have a wrestling tournament and in the first round he faced...

[Quivil]

STICK!

[Bridge-Four he/him]

*sighs* why did I not see this coming.

The crowd came rushing in, from each and every known part of the Cosmere. The people pitching for Stick wore brown and green, they were shouting 'I AM STICK! I AM STICK!' and a few posters held a Veden woman crying and kneeling in front of Stick and the caption read 'The Sticky determination'

Edited April 21, 2021 by Bridge-Four

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

To and fro they went, but eventually, Hoid came out on top.

[Bridge-Four he/him]

Onto the next round then, Hoid Vs Vin

Also let's keep it a little combat heavy.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Gah - I don't know how to write combat...

The round starts, and Hoid immediately makes fifteen copies of himself using Lightweaving. Vin, who is burning steel, is not fooled, and lunges for the real Hoid.

Edit: There is now a palindromic number of posts! That is five digits long!

Edited April 21, 2021 by Szeth_Pancakes

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Hoid defends himself with BaconWeaving.

[Bridge-Four he/him]

But Vin grins and says "It is time I show you my newest power, Hoid. I am a stickalurgist now"

A tree sprouts outs of nowhere and sprawls Hoid in it's branches.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Or at least, it appears to. You see, Hoid swapped himself out with an illusion at the last second, and is now hiding behind the tree.

[AonEne he/him]

Vin stalked forward, smirking at the figure she thought was Hoid, and... 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Apparently we've switched to past tense now. 

Hoid slammed into Vin, knocking her to the ground.

[AonEne he/him]

Whoops, I always forget which one we're in at the time. 

She twisted around and tried to stab him, but he dodged expertly. 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

That's ok.

The referee blows his whistle. "No knives in the ring!" he yells. "Vin is disqualified!"

[Bridge-Four he/him]

Hoid smirked and got ready for the third round. He was up against Kaladin. 

Wait so you can use investiture but not knives?

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Yes. I know it doesn't seem like it, but it's still a wrestling tournament.

The referee yells "FIGHT!" and Hoid and Kaladin dash towards each other. 

[Bridge-Four he/him]

Kal lashes himself to the left to dodge Hoid's punch.

Hoid gave a start when he saw tears falling from Kal's eyes

"I thought you were a friend Wit, I truly did. My honor wouldn't allow me to harm you"

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Wit shrugs, then in the same motion grabs Kaladin's arm and throws him to the ground. Kaladin struggles, but Hoid manages to keep him pinned down long enough to win the match.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Give my compliments to your honor," says Wit cheerfully.