The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Chasmgoat he/him]

instead, it was sole. A unreleased movie about a foot.

[The Technovore he/him]

It was unreleased because the Ascended Butt Venture from page 548 commanded it so.

[Gak he/him]

his exact words where, "it will be released... when lobster pigs fly!"

Edited February 23, 2021 by Gak

[+Doomstick he/him]

Currently only smobster pigs could fly.

2 hours ago, The Technovore said:

It was unreleased because the Ascended Butt Venture from page 548 commanded it so.

bringing back the ancient texts, are we?

The smobster pigs' power of flight was granted by the Bits of Page 98.

[Channelknight Fadran]

"Where in the world are we?" Ellis asked, stepping out of the portal. "I'm noticing a decided lack of thread."

@Condensation @xinoehp512 @Mystic Syn

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick destroyed the budding Plot with a flood of Conditioner.

[Channelknight Fadran]

3 minutes ago, AonDii said:

Stick destroyed the budding Plot with a flood of Conditioner.

And so with only a single post, Stick completely ended an entire RP...

[+Doomstick he/him]

ahem, bold

and there was much rejoicing

[Channelknight Fadran]

3 minutes ago, AonDii said:

ahem, bold

and there was much rejoicing

No, pal. What I was saying is that we're migrating from an RP, and while this is TLT, I'd be a little annoyed if y'all just sort of...

Y'know...

Slew it with a single post.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

7 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

"Where in the world are we?" Ellis asked, stepping out of the portal. "I'm noticing a decided lack of thread."

@Condensation @xinoehp512 @Mystic Syn

"It's a term for a collection of universes," explained X's avatar.

[Channelknight Fadran]

3 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"It's a term for a collection of universes," explained X's avatar.

"A... collection of universes?"

[Condensation she/her]

12 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

"Where in the world are we?" Ellis asked, stepping out of the portal. "I'm noticing a decided lack of thread."

@Condensation @xinoehp512 @Mystic Syn

"TLT!"

3 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"It's a term for a collection of universes," explained X's avatar.

Melody gasped. "X! I can't believe it's you!"

[+Doomstick he/him]

2 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

No, pal. What I was saying is that we're migrating from an RP, and while this is TLT, I'd be a little annoyed if y'all just sort of...

Y'know...

Slew it with a single post.

This is tLT, a thread without a storyline expressly for the purpose of being accessible, Plot requires prior knowledge. If you want to start a roleplay, do it somewhere else. roleplays are fun for a few people, but they quickly take up the space that others used.  I don't come onto FotT with a group of people from Mission Flight and roleplay there. I've experienced this multiple times on this thread, and it was never fun for those on the sidelines.

[Channelknight Fadran]

Just now, AonDii said:

This is tLT, a thread without a storyline expressly for the purpose of being accessible, Plot requires prior knowledge. If you want to start a roleplay, do it somewhere else. roleplays are fun for a few people, but they quickly take up the space that others used.  I don't come onto FotT with a group of people from Mission Flight and roleplay there. I've experienced this multiple times on this thread, and it was never fun for those on the sidelines.

Stick, we're not starting a roleplay. We're migrating from a roleplay. I guess take it up with xino? Xino, should we yeet on back to Linear Thread to maintain this place's purity?

@xinoehp512

[+Doomstick he/him]

Just now, Channelknight Fadran said:

Stick, we're not starting a roleplay. We're migrating from a roleplay. I guess take it up with xino? Xino, should we yeet on back to Linear Thread to maintain this place's purity?

@xinoehp512

Migrating from a roleplay has (in my experience) been a way to continue a side story of that roleplay. Keep in mind that Conditioner only destroys Plot, so if you don't intend to do real roleplaying here, then nothing would have happened.

[Channelknight Fadran]

1 minute ago, AonDii said:

Migrating from a roleplay has (in my experience) been a way to continue a side story of that roleplay. Keep in mind that Conditioner only destroys Plot, so if you don't intend to do real roleplaying here, then nothing would have happened.

Not a side story. Just a tiny segment of the main story. We can go back to our actual thread if you need us to.

[+Doomstick he/him]

*sigh*

the damage is already done, just try to be brief (an impossibility with roleplays, I know)

[Channelknight Fadran]

2 minutes ago, AonDii said:

*sigh*

the damage is already done, just try to be brief (an impossibility with roleplays, I know)

No, we'll just head on back... here, I'll respond to the last post...

1 hour ago, AonDii said:

Currently only smobster pigs could fly.

bringing back the ancient texts, are we?

The smobster pigs' power of flight was granted by the Bits of Page 98.

Okay... what?

Unknown to the smobster pigs, a tiny plot almost worked out among TLT. Good thing someone flushed it out.

[+Doomstick he/him]

sorry about that, it just that i just have bad memories about Plot stuff. you could make a new thread that is "tLT" so it is like going to tLT, but it doesn't actually disrupt what is happening.

The smobster pigs (smigs for short) made really poor decisions because of the Bits tendency to act as shoulder devils.

[AonEne he/him]

Suggestion: temporarily changing The Linear Thread's name and going "plot magic, mimes fixed the issue by changing the spatial whatevers". 

These shoulder devils liked telling people to eat fast food. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

this led to many problems, as people couldn't catch the food due to how fast it was going

[AonEne he/him]

So they hired Steelrunners to do it for them. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But they were expensive.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Slow cooking was growing in popularity as an alternative to fast food

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Much to the dismay of the smigs.