The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Chasmgoat he/him]

but that was a highly debated topic

[AonEne he/him]

and it would never not be. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because of wizards.

[+Doomstick he/him]

naked monkey wizards that are a nightmare to kill, to be precise

[LukeWasTaken he/him]

They often do a little dance

[+Doomstick he/him]

It was very complicated 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

With many purple explosions.

[+Doomstick he/him]

and it they turned the world green

[AonEne he/him]

Which vastly annoyed colorblind people.

[+Doomstick he/him]

they thought it was red

[AonEne he/him]

So they campaigned to change the world's color.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Sodium liked this, and started mass producing sodium vapor lamps

[AonEne he/him]

Everyone was buying them!

[+Doomstick he/him]

Sodium was rich!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But then, disaster struck. In the form of green.

[AonEne he/him]

Money green. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

and John Green

[AonEne he/him]

and everyone in the world with the last name of Green. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

A Hanklerfish appeared

[AonEne he/him]

It liked salt flavoring.

[+Doomstick he/him]

That is why it lived in the ocean

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

An octopus chemistry teacher also showed up.

Edited March 3, 2021 by Truthless of Shinovar

[+Doomstick he/him]

they had a doctorate

[The Technovore he/him]

--an honorary doctorate in the humanities.

[+Doomstick he/him]

He was Dr. Octopus...