The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Well, except to anyone who happened to get in the way.

[Condensation she/her]

If you got in the way, you often got hit.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And knocked.

[Ashbringer he/him]

And depending how well the performer sharpened the bow, occasionally lacerated. 

[Condensation she/her]

That was why violin players were often given a wide berth.

[Silva]

It had nothing to do with the smell.

[Condensation she/her]

Instead, it had everything to do with the way they looked.

[Mist she/her]

The rapidly moving and sharp bow made them seem like they were ... up to something. 

[Turtle they/them]

such as dressing up as a invisible ghost.

[Mist she/her]

Later that night, one of the violin players, invisible as a ghost, entered the opera house. 

[Condensation she/her]

And rescued Abraham Lincoln!

[+Doomstick he/him]

from an evil hula hoop controlled by

[Condensation she/her]

John Wilkes Booth.

[+Doomstick he/him]

John Wilkes Booth was a pseudonym, his real name was...

[Condensation she/her]

Lee Harvey Oswald.

[+Doomstick he/him]

but he couldn't pronounce his Ls, meaning the acronym for his name was WHO, and he was...

Spoiler

AN OCTOPUS

 

[Condensation she/her]

He was a time travelling octopus.

[+Doomstick he/him]

he was Dr. Who Octopus!

[Condensation she/her]

*collective gasp*

[+Doomstick he/him]

He was trying to brainwash everyone to use octopi instead of octopodes!

[Condensation she/her]

But Everyone preferred to say octopodes.

[AonEne he/him]

Not including the madmen who used ‘octopuses’. 

[Condensation she/her]

Everyone also liked to say meese.

[Mist she/her]

The gooses came and attacked. 

Flame on! 

Edited September 24, 2020 by Mist

[Condensation she/her]

The meese were enraged.