TUBA - The Underground Bakers' Association

[The Forgetful Archivist he/him]

8 minutes ago, Aurora the Rioter said:

 but you can’t pass them off to others as CNH.

 

Watch me 

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

But maybe they are just spikes, not Hemalurgic spikes.

[Archer he/him]

Remind me never to go trick-or-treating at your house...

[Narcoleptic Axolotl he/him]

@Stormblessed Dolphin

I solemnly swear never to reveal secret information regarding TUBA.

I swear never to defile any sort of baked goods with spikes - hemalurgic or otherwise.

I swear due allegiance to this guild, its goals, and its leaders.

I swear all of this truthfully, so help me Tanavast.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

@Narcoleptic Axolotl These oaths are accepted

Welcome to TUBA! If you want, join us on the discord, we have a lot of fun there. Other than that, enjoy your status as a member  

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

Tanavast can't help you if yoiu did it dishonoorably, or with unhonorable motives.

[The Forgetful Archivist he/him]

23 minutes ago, ElephantEarwax said:

Tanavast can't help you if yoiu did it dishonoorably, or with unhonorable motives.

And let's face it, those are the best kind of motives.

[Bridge 4.0 he/him]

   - I Swear to never reveal information about our organization which is deemed secret.

   - I Swear to never spike any baked item with any substance that should not be there

   - I Swear allegiance to this Guild, and give all due loyalty to it's goals and precepts

[Archer he/him]

Welcome to the family Bridge 4.0! @Stormblessed Dolphin will be by momentarily to accept your oaths

 

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

@Bridge 4.0 These Oaths are accepted.

Wlecome!  

hop on to our discord (linked in the OP of this topic) if you want.

Enjoy your status as a member!

[Leyrann]

1 hour ago, Stormblessed Dolphin said:

Wlecome

 

[Merrickz he/him]

   - I Swear to never reveal information about our organization which is deemed secret.

   - I Swear to never spike any baked item with any substance that should not be there

   - I Swear allegiance to this Guild, and give all due loyalty to it's goals and precepts

Although just to let you know I’m also a member of the Craftsmen. Please let me know if that’ll be a problem 

[Leyrann]

1 hour ago, Merrickz said:

   - I Swear to never reveal information about our organization which is deemed secret.

   - I Swear to never spike any baked item with any substance that should not be there

   - I Swear allegiance to this Guild, and give all due loyalty to it's goals and precepts

Although just to let you know I’m also a member of the Craftsmen. Please let me know if that’ll be a problem 

That shouldn't be a problem. I'll just ping @Stormblessed Dolphin who will add you to the member list and (once you've joined) give you your role as member on the discord.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

@Leyrann just had to point out my typo didnt ya?  

(maybe that should be our new thing)

Welcome! (or should I say Wlecome?) @Merrickz

 

[Leyrann]

9 hours ago, Stormblessed Dolphin said:

@Leyrann just had to point out my typo didnt ya?  

What?

Of course.

It's a typo.

[The Forgetful Archivist he/him]

I saw on the member list there was also a list of traitors, how much trouble would I have to cause before I was added to the list?

[Leyrann]

2 hours ago, The Forgetful Archivist said:

I saw on the member list there was also a list of traitors, how much trouble would I have to cause before I was added to the list?

Can't betray us if you are never accepted in.

And I am aware that's not my call but... Well, I doubt you'll be accepted in.

[Lord Meeker he/him]

Where is this list?

[The Forgetful Archivist he/him]

Check the bottom of the members list in the first post

[Lord Meeker he/him]

8 minutes ago, The Forgetful Archivist said:

Check the bottom of the members list in the first post

Completely missed that.

[Devout Pathian]

I don’t think the list is updated.

[Lord Meeker he/him]

2 hours ago, Aurora the Rioter said:

I don’t think the list is updated.

Are you calling me a potato? I warn you not to arouse my anger.

[Devout Pathian]

16 minutes ago, Mraize said:

Are you calling me a potato? I warn you not to arouse my anger.

No, I’m not.  I meant the member list in general, although I did just check and it was updated last Friday.  I’m not on it and I know I am a member.  Maybe I need to finish my alleyverse character, idk. I just need to sit and get it done.  I got distracted by school finals and then moving home.  Mraize as far as I understand it, you left TUBA while we were on good terms.

[Lord Meeker he/him]

2 minutes ago, Aurora the Rioter said:

No, I’m not.  I meant the member list in general, although I did just check and it was updated last Friday.  I’m not on it and I know I am a member.  Maybe I need to finish my alleyverse character, idk. I just need to sit and get it done.  I got distracted by school finals and then moving home.  Mraize as far as I understand it, you left TUBA while we were on good terms.

A alleyverse character is not needed. But according to @Archer I did. But that can change on a whim. I do want to be in contact, I do not want to TUBA to suffer, as it was my first guild. But as you know mine come before the safety of the Alleyverse and the rest of its occupants. 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

oh, I DO like whims! they're so whimsical!