TUBA - The Underground Bakers' Association

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[Kidpen he/him]

1 hour ago, eleventh of the moon said:

Do I get to create an alleyverse character?

You're welcome to. See the intro thread or wiki for a starting guide.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

By the way, I updated the Members list on the OP. (If you're a TUBA member and you don't see your name, please let me know)

[I Am Witless she/her]

17 minutes ago, Stormblessed Dolphin said:

By the way, I updated the Members list on the OP. (If you're a TUBA member and you don't see your name, please let me know)

There are some people who need to be removed or moved to a different section.

[Devout Pathian]

Yeah the taitors Jacob or whatever his new name is and @AonEne.

[BitBitio he/him]

And I wanna be moved to senior members still. 

[Rebecca she/her]

10 minutes ago, BitBitio said:

And I wanna be moved to senior members still. 

Don’t we all? Unfortunately, that’s not how this works.

[BitBitio he/him]

I was made a member three days after Potato betrayed TUBA. Not even half a week! Everyone before then is senior.

3. Days.

[Rebecca she/her]

When exactly did the Potato betray TUBA?

[BitBitio he/him]

April 13, 2018.

[Rebecca she/her]

Hmm, okay. Well, SD asked me if I wanted to be a TUBA member on April 12, and I said yes the same day. So technically......

I mean, I wasn’t around during LA times, so I wouldn’t be a senior member, but it’s pretty close.

Edited August 10, 2018 by Rebecca

[Grey Knight]

14 minutes ago, BitBitio said:

April 13, 2018.

...It's a little scary that you know the exact date of The Incident, when I don't. 

Also, I can't believe it was only 4 months ago. Time flies, doesn't it? 

[BitBitio he/him]

Well, I have access to the TUBA archives and all of our history. A quick check was all I needed. 

[The Forgetful Archivist he/him]

On 8/9/2018 at 3:31 PM, Stormblessed Dolphin said:

By the way, I updated the Members list on the OP. (If you're a TUBA member and you don't see your name, please let me know)

I hate to wallop a dead horse but I am still not on the traitors list. But for pity's sake, how hard is it to, at the very least, receive a letter of condemnation or something. I'm been trying to get on there for months! have I not done enough, what must I do?

[Devout Pathian]

@The Forgetful Archivist I think the one thing you are missing before getting on the traitor list is to be a TUBA memeber and give away some secrets.  However, I’m not sure how you are going to be added to the member list seeing that no one in TUBA trusts you.  But good luck trying. 

[BitBitio he/him]

He WAS in the Light Alley.

[The Forgetful Archivist he/him]

YES! And I gave away secrets, cut me a bit of slack? 

[Devout Pathian]

oh sorry I wasn't around when the LA was a thing, so I didn't know. hum. . . .maybe you have a point on how you are a traitor.

[BitBitio he/him]

And, he was technically the one who recruited Ink! If we needed more proof that he was once a member, there it is!

@Stormblessed Dolphin we need to put him on the Traitor List!

[I think I am here. he/him]

*sees that there are 444 posts*

*wonders if he should Ruin that*

*makes up mind*

Happy 445th post, everyone! 

[AonEne he/him]

1 hour ago, I think I am here. said:

*sees that there are 444 posts*

*wonders if he should Ruin that*

I've done that with 1,111 posts before. It hurt. I wanted to celebrate the occasion, but that would mean getting rid of the occasion...

[I think I am here. he/him]

Exactly!

[+Ark1002]

Uh, @AonEne, you do realize you only have 782 posts right?

EDIT: Totally misunderstood what you were talking about...

Edited August 13, 2018 by Ark1002

[ShardBreaker he/him]

Question, why am I not on the member's list? (I joined a while back) 

[Devout Pathian]

1 hour ago, ShardBreaker said:

Question, why am I not on the member's list? (I joined a while back) 

Good question.  Idk probably @Stormblessed Dolphin forgot.