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Eon: Dragoneye Reborn

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Girl boy awakens a dead dragon, becomes extra special, can’t talk to dragon, talks to another person's dragon, gets controlled through said dragon, looses all his friends, almost dies, discovers it is ok to be a girl, escapes for the sequel.

 

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On 9/27/2020 at 10:15 AM, Ghanderflaffle said:

Eon: Dragoneye Reborn

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Girl boy awakens a dead dragon, becomes extra special, can’t talk to dragon, talks to another person's dragon, gets controlled through said dragon, looses all his friends, almost dies, discovers it is ok to be a girl, escapes for the sequel.

 

 

On 9/27/2020 at 11:50 AM, Spren of Kindness said:

Illuminae

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Over the course of seven-ish months, teenage exes have their lives changed by a shadowy company's attack, a mystery virus that makes people go crazy, an AI with a case of God, and a computer expert.

 

*happy Ene noises for both of these*

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tWoK Prime (Part one):

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Some war stuff happens, but nothing exciting happens. A god shows up and tells a king that the apocalypses has started and then faints. The king decides that he's not a god and sends the god to his priests. a random soldier trips a shardbearer off his horse and the king who decided that a god wasn't a god decides to give said random soldier all the shardbearers shards because a bunch of other random soldiers murdered the shardbearer after he fell off his horse. an old lord decides he's done with politics and goes off to live in his castle, where he gets mad at his teenager fiancé for being a teenager.  Meanwhile, a deaf idiot hires a really good assassin and takes over a country. The assassin doesn't like working for said deaf idiot, and would kill him except the deaf idiot has a special rock. The random soldier befriends two princes, and one of them tells him to get married. A cranky old guy starts teaching the random soldier to fight by making him jump off of buildings. The god wakes up and one of his priests tells him that he is insane, so he decides to go steal his magic sword back. A princess that doesn't believe in him convinces him not to steal it back, and he gets sad. The king that told the god that he wasn't a god is really smart, and goes to start a war. a prince that's supposed to be the best duelist in all the land gets killed with a slap after he insults his cousin. The old lord gets mad that the prince died, and decides to go kill the king. (Also there's some filler plot about the princess who doesn't believe in the god that the king said wasn't a god and her apprentice, but that's not important.)

 

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Kelsier's personal story. Spoilers for era 1 and for secret history.

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guy gets imprisoned by god, escapes and plots god's death, dies to god. Finds real god, punches god. Recruits god. Gets trapped in a bathtub with another god. Finds people who want to become god. god dies, guy fights god and fails. His recruit becomes god and kamikazes another god. His friend becomes god. Comes back to life using gods powers. 

I think I may have left out stuff. I got lost writing it.

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alcatraz vs the evil librarians

book 1

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a mean orphans mother steals his sand, so he teams up with a crazy onl man to steal it back, also Rutabaga.

book 2

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a lying boy chases after his father with the help of his fowl languaged uncle, and has to eat banana flavored tar to stop a cyborg from killing his friends mom.

book 3

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a old lady bakes a awesome boy cookies, but then the the library he's in gets stolen, so his cousin dances badly

book 4

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a stoopid boy goes to enjoy a mud bath, but giant robots attack, so he is elected king and decides to throws teddy bears at the robots.

book 5

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a cowardly boy bravely goes to the library with his mom to find his dad and wake up a princess

 

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On 22/10/2020 at 4:18 PM, gak said:

alcatraz vs the evil librarians

book 1

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a mean orphans mother steals his sand, so he teams up with a crazy onl man to steal it back, also Rutabaga.

book 2

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a lying boy chases after his father with the help of his fowl languaged uncle, and has to eat banana flavored tar to stop a cyborg from killing his friends mom.

book 3

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a old lady bakes a awesome boy cookies, but then the the library he's in gets stolen, so his cousin dances badly

book 4

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a stoopid boy goes to enjoy a mud bath, but giant robots attack, so he is elected king and decides to throws teddy bears at the robots.

book 5

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a cowardly boy bravely goes to the library with his mom to find his dad and wake up a princess

 

 

Oh my gosh, those are amazing!!!

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thank you, here's another, though its probably not as good,

all of the pokemon tv show

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a kid sleeps in, and to make it up to his biology teacher goes on a trip to find animals to write papers on, using his automatic paper writer (also known as a pokedex. after doing it a bit and getting on the local paper, he decides to keep doing it.

or

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Lift sleeps in, and then they start collecting mare voidbringers to keep Wyndle company.

 

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On 26/10/2020 at 0:09 PM, I Am A Fish said:

Shadows for silence:

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Single mother takes up bounty hunting

Sixth of Dusk:

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Man with magic birds evades death

White Sand:

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Man with magic sand waves 1 ribbon

 

I like these! Very funny, and they're not often done.

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Twilight Princess:

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When the entire population turns into ghosts, a guy turns fluffy instead, so now the gods love him and give him a set of old clothes to show it. He then is tasked with getting a helmet so his best friend can kill herself in an attempt to punch an immortal guy on the face when said guy loses at remote-controlled tennis. 

 

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Episode 1 of season 2 of the Mandalorian:

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A bounty hunter blows up a sleepy dragon because he wants the clothes of the local law-enforcer. 

Fire Emblem: Three Houses

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A teenager starts World War 3 because she doesn't want to go to church. 

 

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