Silverblade5 he/him Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 I wonder if the reason why Odium's always so mean is because he used to be teased for being so odd... 1
mail-mi he/him Posted June 9, 2015 Posted June 9, 2015 (edited) Why did this thread die? I must revive it! Part 1 of a text conversation between my friend and I: mail-mi's friend (f): "I don't know if I could make any Mistborn puns...but please. If you want puns, show me how it's done and I'll get right on it." mail-mi (m): "I don't know, I'd probably Ruin the puns if I tried..." f: "Oh that just made my day. I didn't think they were possible. Any more?" m: "Thanks! That just Vindicated my efforts to entertain you. There are tons. It's really a Breeze to come up with them." f: "Oh boy. I would say you're killing me here, but I am loving them." m: "Glad I'm not Spooking you." f: "I would attempt one but- aww. You just took mine! :(" m: "I'm so sorry! Here, have some Ham as an apology." f: "*slow clapping*" m: "*bows* What do you call a yard stick who's in charge?" f: "What?" m: "The Lord Ruler." f: "*smacks forehead* that's great. Hey man, thanks for Elending your copies of Mistborn to me. Terrible, I know. But you took all the good ones." m: "Well of course. And no, that one was Golden!" f: "Hey, we should start a mistborn Club." m: "I'm all in for that! I'll take it as my Obligation to go Inquire about official forms." f: "I'm getting cold. I'd better put on my Shawl." m: "I have a coat. Allrianne and get it for you." f: "I could live off of these. I wouldn't want to make puns off of any other book series. That would be a Kolossal mistake." m: "I shouldn't say this...but I Mist the one you said before that." f: "Tsk tsk tsk. If this were a class, the teacher would Dockson points for that." To be continued... Edited June 9, 2015 by mail-mi 4
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted June 9, 2015 Posted June 9, 2015 "I'm getting cold. I'd better put on my Shawl." "I shouldn't say this...but I Mist the one you said before that." I'm with your friend here. I don't get it.
Kestrel she/her Posted June 9, 2015 Posted June 9, 2015 "We Mistborn are very mist-erious" - kelsier, probably 4
mail-mi he/him Posted June 9, 2015 Posted June 9, 2015 I'm with your friend here. I don't get it. I'm the one who didn't get it. "Shawl" "Shaw-l" Kredik Shaw.
ThirdGen Posted June 9, 2015 Posted June 9, 2015 "Keep the change," said Kelsier, "We Mistborn need -" [falls off a cliff] 4
Paragrin she/her Posted October 4, 2015 Posted October 4, 2015 After a plateau run: Bridge Sore When Lopen starts talking and nobody's interested: Bridge Bore Teft sharing what he knows: Bridge Lore Playing golf: Bridge Fore Eating an apple: Bridge Core Selling knobweed sap: Bridge Store Making very little money: Bridge Poor Reminiscing around the fire: Bridge Yore Standing guard: Bridge Door Getting promoted: Bridge Corps Being assigned a new member: Bridge More Yelling a war cry: Bridge Roar If Kaladin was played by Chris Hemsworth: Bridge Thor 13
Young Bard he/him Posted October 4, 2015 Posted October 4, 2015 "Never trust a Returned - they'll knock your Breath away." 2
Curiosity he/him Posted October 4, 2015 Posted October 4, 2015 After a plateau run: Bridge Sore When Lopen starts talking and nobody's interested: Bridge Bore Teft (or Sigzil) sharing what he knows: Bridge Lore Playing golf: Bridge Fore Eating an apple: Bridge Core Selling knobweed sap: Bridge Store Making very little money: Bridge Poor Reminiscing around the fire: Bridge Yore Standing guard: Bridge Door Getting promoted: Bridge Corps Being assigned a new member: Bridge More Yelling a war cry: Bridge Roar If Kaladin was played by Chris Hemsworth: Bridge Thor In the barracks: Bridge Snore Cleaning the bridge: Bridge Chore After many decades: Bridge Hoar Climbing mountains: Bridge Tor Watching the captain falling with style: Bridge Soar Putting away clothes: Bridge Drawer 6
kinxer he/him Posted October 4, 2015 Posted October 4, 2015 In the barracks: Bridge Snore Cleaning the bridge: Bridge Chore After many decades: Bridge Hoar Climbing mountains: Bridge Tor Watching the captain falling with style: Bridge Soar Putting away clothes: Bridge Drawer On early bridge runs: Bridge Gore After an altercation with another bridge: Bridge War Upgrading the barracks: Bridge Floor When nothing else is true: Bridge Nor When only one thing is true: Bridge Xor Being shown around Dalinar's camp: Bridge Tour Up a river without vital equipment: Bridge Oar Note: Please forgive any inaccuracy in my logical operations descriptions. I'm not a professional. 5
DreamEternal Posted October 4, 2015 Posted October 4, 2015 (edited) Watching the captain falling with style: Bridge SoarSA2 spoiler This just made me think of an awesome use for the full lashing: Kaladin could lash himself and his squires to the bridge and fly above the army with his soldiers. And when needed he could: Bridge Drop. Edited October 6, 2015 by CognitivePulsePattern 4
natc Posted October 5, 2015 Posted October 5, 2015 (edited) Kaladin and friends at a campfire: Bridge Smores. Not enough crews for plateau run: Bridge More. Edited October 6, 2015 by natc 7
DreamEternal Posted October 5, 2015 Posted October 5, 2015 Kaladin and friends at acampfire: Bridge Smores. Not enough crews for plateau run: Bridge More. Sorry, accidentaly downvoted.
Cartith he/him Posted October 5, 2015 Posted October 5, 2015 "Steel yourself, this is gonna get messy" - An Inquisitor practicing Hemalurgy 3
natc Posted October 6, 2015 Posted October 6, 2015 I agree. We should preserve the festive mood. Using Stormfather's name in vain: Bridge Swore 3
DreamEternal Posted October 6, 2015 Posted October 6, 2015 (edited) SA2 Spoiler 3th oath Kaladin: Bridge Sword! Edited October 6, 2015 by CognitivePulsePattern 3
Curiosity he/him Posted October 6, 2015 Posted October 6, 2015 3th oath Kaladin: Bridge Sword! Would recommend spoiler tag. Nicely done though.
Stormgate he/him Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 If you're going to pun on my name, make it storming good. I dare you. I challenge you. I believe in you. Challenge accepted. I wish you were a sphere, so even in the middle of the Weeping, you would be de- light-full. 4
Delightful Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 Challenge accepted. I wish you were a sphere, so even in the middle of the Weeping, you would be de- light-full.Well done! That's probably the best one I've heard so far.
natc Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 Delightful weather, Weepings! Except to one man of course. Kaladin hates the Weeping: When it rains, Bridge Pours. 6
Eagle of the Forest Path he/him Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 (edited) You've left me with puns Aon the mind and I'm left as a Shadow of mySelf. But don't be Shai and Keep them coming, it is of parAshmount importance. Let's Venture further into the Colorful Realm of punning. Edit: I'm trying to think up additional puns, I'll have 10 soon. Edited November 23, 2015 by EagleOfTheForestPath 4
Thermophile he/him Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 I just need my own Brandon of humor. I'll Tap into something soon. I'll Steel my resolve, and soon I'll have a Canton of puns. Storms, this is difficult. 2
Stormgate he/him Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 (edited) Kaladin broke his oaths? Well, all's well, that spren's well. I actually thought of that one a while ago, and was planning on making it a meme. I never got around to it. As I explore Sanderson humor, I discover my resemblance to certain characters in his books is not Waxing, but rather Wayneing. Those were my third and fourth puns on this thread, and I hope to have TenSoon. Edited November 23, 2015 by Stormgate 3
Citadel16 he/him Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 you could say that Tien had a rocky personality. 4
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