Shaggai Posted February 8, 2015 Posted February 8, 2015 Which is very, very sad. Do you have a better one?
Guest Posted February 8, 2015 Posted February 8, 2015 Do you have a better one? "May I spike you?" Tom asked inquisitively.
Shaggai Posted February 8, 2015 Posted February 8, 2015 "May I spike you?" Tom asked inquisitively. Quite good, although it could be more interesting.
Guest Posted February 8, 2015 Posted February 8, 2015 Quite good, although it could be more interesting. *throws down his gauntlet*
Shaggai Posted February 8, 2015 Posted February 8, 2015 *throws down his gauntlet* A duel, eh? "It's a santhid!" Tom said superficially. "They fixed Elantris, and now I can do cool things!" Tom said adorably. "You must unite them," Tom said honorably. 4
ChullRider he/him Posted February 11, 2015 Posted February 11, 2015 I recently saw marvelous clouds today. It was BREATHtaking. 1
kinxer he/him Posted February 12, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 Shaggai and Snoopy, you have inspired me. "Come eat this stew!" Tom shouted raucously. "It's pretty lawless out here," Tom said roughly. "I'd like to give you this stamp," Tom said shyly. "My life to yours, my breath become yours," Tom said drably. (I feel as if I've seen the last one somewhere, but I couldn't find it, so I'm keeping it.) 6
Shaggai Posted February 12, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 Shaggai and Snoopy, you have inspired me. "Come eat this stew!" Tom shouted raucously. "It's pretty lawless out here," Tom said roughly. "I'd like to give you this stamp," Tom said shyly. "My life to yours, my breath become yours," Tom said drably. (I feel as if I've seen the last one somewhere, but I couldn't find it, so I'm keeping it.) Nice. I encourage others to post more.
Kobold King he/him Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 I was going to post a Stormlight Archive joke, but let's face it--Shattered Plains puns just aren't what they're cracked up to be. 11
Voidus Posted February 13, 2015 Author Posted February 13, 2015 I was going to post a Stormlight Archive joke, but let's face it--Shattered Plains puns just aren't what they're cracked up to be. Are you suggesting they've Broken One of your expectations? 10
Curiosity he/him Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 "No! I won't teach you Forgery!" Tom said selfishly. "I just can't figure out Soulcasting," Tom said stickily. "Hey kid, want to buy some silver?" Tom said shadily. 5
Kobold King he/him Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 Are you suggesting they've Broken One of your expectations? Yes I am. Roshar puns are hard--I tried to make a good spren pun, but all of them just seem too Sylly to post. 5
Shaggai Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 (edited) "No! I won't teach you Forgery!" Tom said selfishly. "I just can't figure out Soulcasting," Tom said stickily. "Hey kid, want to buy some silver?" Tom said shadily. Good! My only advice is to strive for complexity. For example, the first one could be "I've figured out a cool way to make lures using Forgery, but I won't tell you," said Tom selfishly. Edit: I apologize if I sound like a bit of a jerk. I don't want to tell people what to do, but I like intricate puns. If you don't, that's fine and you should do whatever you want. Edited February 13, 2015 by Shaggai 2
Voidus Posted February 13, 2015 Author Posted February 13, 2015 Yes I am. Roshar puns are hard--I tried to make a good spren pun, but all of them just seem too Sylly to post. Well I started trying to make an Honor pun, but it got too complex and now it's just Splintered into a hundred Spren puns. 3
Kobold King he/him Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 Well I started trying to make an Honor pun, but it got too complex and now it's just Splintered into a hundred Spren puns. Yeah, that's the general Pattern my puns keep falling into. 3
Curiosity he/him Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 Yes I am. Roshar puns are hard--I tried to make a good spren pun, but all of them just seem too Sylly to post. Yeah, one-armed Herdazian jokes are better. But in Light of recent events, they may become obsolete. 3
Voidus Posted February 13, 2015 Author Posted February 13, 2015 Yeah, that's the general Pattern my puns keep falling into. I've been finding your puns pretty Cryptic lately. 2
Curiosity he/him Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 Good! My only advice is to strive for complexity. For example, the first one could be "I've figured out a cool way to make lures using Forgery, but I won't tell you," said Tom selfishly. Edit: I apologize if I sound like a bit of a jerk. I don't want to tell people what to do, but I like intricate puns. If you don't, that's fine and you should do whatever you want. Don't worry about it. I enjoy really good jokes, and appreciate the help. 2
Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 "I am, unfortunately, the Hero of Ages." Tom said harmoniously. 7
Kobold King he/him Posted February 15, 2015 Posted February 15, 2015 Alloy of Law: Why did the Set hire a Gold Compounder? He put them Miles ahead of the competition. 7
Xaladin he/him Posted March 3, 2015 Posted March 3, 2015 What do you call a Returned Elf Queen? Lady Kaladriel 5
Varyn he/him Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 I just don't even know. Here to the shards, I guess: May you, with your Endowment, and in your Devotion, be a person of Honor in this Dominion, who shall not fall to Ruin, and instead be a person who shall survive through Preservation, having enough familiarity with Cultivation to not have feelings of Odium. 7
Curiosity he/him Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 I just don't even know. Here to the shards, I guess: May you, with your Endowment, and in your Devotion, be a person of Honor in this Dominion, who shall not fall to Ruin, and instead be a person who shall survive through Preservation, having enough familiarity with Cultivation to not have feelings of Odium. Mind-Shattering. You really Invested a lot in that. 4
Curious Anamaximder he/him Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 Geez guys, I am going to Ruin my brain but Cultivate my sense of humor. 2
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