Voidus Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 So I've been trading increasingly terrible cosmere related puns for the last 10 minutes with a friend and I remembered we used to have a thread on that which I can't find, so I'm going to pseudo-necro it for those who mist their chances last time, let the groaning begin! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 (edited) Was 'mist their chances' the first one? Ie haven't yet been Snapped into pun-wielding. Edited January 31, 2014 by Delightful 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirVarrock he/him Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 Don't hold your Breath here. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 (edited) I just Lifted your dinner. It was too plain, though - needed more awesomesauce. .....(Is THAT why Brandon called her Lift? ) Edited January 31, 2014 by Delightful 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer he/him Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 Now you ruined the comedic standarts we tried to preserve. Given that this topic was returned the popularity of puns seems to be waxing after it Waned, just make sure it can keep its color. 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peng the Just he/him Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 anyone who doesn't find this thread to be funny must have a steel heart. Oh snap, I'm an allomancer. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macen he/him Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 Now you ruined the comedic standarts we tried to preserve. Given that this topic was returned the popularity of puns seems to be waxing after it Waned, just make sure it can keep its color. Not big on correcting someone, but I think Waxed and Wayned is what you were going for. I, myself, am terrible with puns - so now I take my leave. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GreyPilgrim he/him Posted January 31, 2014 Popular Post Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 This pun is so bad there will be no Survivors. 25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Voidus Posted February 1, 2014 Author Popular Post Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 Come on guys, a little more enthusiasm! We have to Honor these puns, the Endowment of cosmere-punning ability shows our Devotion towards the Preservation of truly terrific humour! So let's not Ruin all of our fun, but spread the joy involved with the Cultivation of puns, which will eventually lead to our Domination of the entire world with cosmere related humour!Also Odium somehow :S 44 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 Galladon, come quickly - I've found Wit! This is so meta - but we need three more before David will consider us for a bad metaphor... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether he/him Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 This pun is so bad there will be no Survivors. I liked it! In fact, I might Return later to laugh at it even more. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer he/him Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 (edited) Finaly, it seems people have awakened to good humor. Are we all in agreement to this? Edit: spelling as Aether pointed out. (Althoug are was emphasised to make the Aon reference more obvious.) Edited February 1, 2014 by Edgedancer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether he/him Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 Finaly, it seems people have awakend to good humor. ARE we all in agrement to this? I'll let these small spelling mistake Slide. Though you should Seek to not make similar ones in the future. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Quiver he/him Posted February 6, 2014 Popular Post Report Share Posted February 6, 2014 I steel can't think of a decent pun for this thread. Sorry guys; anytime I have a surge of inspiration, it's burned away. I've tapped all my creative resources, and I just can't seem to lash onto a good idea. I actually had a brilliant idea while I was sleeping, but by the time I awakened, it was gone. At this rate I'm going to span all my time reeding these without coming up with any of my own. 32 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly he/him Posted February 6, 2014 Report Share Posted February 6, 2014 If I read any more of these, I'm gonna have to take aspren; the puns just make me want to lurch away and Hoid from humanity. They are Breathtaking, and not in a good way of saykings it. It takes every Shard of self-control I have not to push my phone into a dumpster, or better yet, burn it until I can tap it flake by flake into somewhere it will never Return from. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer he/him Posted February 7, 2014 Report Share Posted February 7, 2014 My my now lets not be a pun-crasher. We can all pun in harmony. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver he/him Posted February 7, 2014 Report Share Posted February 7, 2014 So long as no one spikes our drinks, you mean. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer he/him Posted February 7, 2014 Report Share Posted February 7, 2014 Yes spiked drinks would lead to a bloody end. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver he/him Posted February 7, 2014 Report Share Posted February 7, 2014 That's why I don't drink, really. Things tend to get messy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted February 7, 2014 Report Share Posted February 7, 2014 Why be so end-negative? The surge of good humor you get from a spiked drink will be worth it. You should try it sometime. Be courageous enough to snap. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver he/him Posted February 8, 2014 Report Share Posted February 8, 2014 I can't help it. I'm just not an end-positive kind of guy. The world always seems pretty drab to me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychocon he/him Posted February 8, 2014 Report Share Posted February 8, 2014 I hate to Steel someone's pun, but I only have a Shard of Honor. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted February 8, 2014 Report Share Posted February 8, 2014 Stop Snapping at me, the steel in your tone is unnaceptable. If you continue to Lash out at everyone you can Push us all into Ruin. You're Edgedancing on the brink of a void and if you dont take better care in Preserving your life, you are going to Shatter everyone who feels any Devotion towards our Honourable family. This is not the Ideal way to live and I can hardly say you are a Radiant example to your peers. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver he/him Posted February 8, 2014 Report Share Posted February 8, 2014 I had to do a bit of housework this morning. Had to get rid of a bunch of spirit webs in the ceilings- I hate spiders. The whole ordeals left me rather lifeless. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metacognition he/him Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 It's a good thing we all like puns And all see 'em as Shards of Brilliance in a Drab world. I'm sure we will be Vin-dicated for our Devotion when we Iron out the kinks. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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