Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[+Slowswift]

You get a confused hobbit wondering where his sword's gone.

*inserts large quantities of gibberish HTML*

[Silverblade5 he/him]

You get gibberish CSS!

*inserts gibberish Javascript*

Edited March 2, 2017 by Silverblade5

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

A note returns to you, "Sorry, but you need to have Java Runtime installed in your Vending Machine"

*Inserts a plank of wood*

[Silverblade5 he/him]

You get a stick!

*inserts fire*

[kenod]

You get a burned hand!

*Inserts band-aids"

[A Budgie she/her]

21 minutes ago, kenod said:

You get a burned hand!

*Inserts band-aids"

You get an apple pie, minus the filling!
*inserts pinking shears*

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

(Had to look those up)

You get fancy scissors!

*Inserts rainbow.*

Edited March 2, 2017 by Hemalurgic_Headshot

[Jedal he/him]

You get a note from your parents saying how proud they are of you!

*Inserts cure for cancer*

[Mestiv he/him]

You get a 60 fps GIF.

*inserts a bus*

[Orlion Blight he/him]

You get a Grateful Dead poster.

*inserts a deck of cards*

[marsoupial they/them]

You get a new person to play this game with.

*inserts whiteboard eraser*

[Kaymyth she/her]

You get a Wayne doodle!

*inserts 80s hair metal*

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

YOU GET A WIGGG!!!

*Insert's your mother's favourite recipe*

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

You get a burned cake!

*inserts Spanish dictionary*

[StrikerEZ he/him]

¡Consigues un montón de nada!

*inserts sombrero*

[Elenion he/him]

You get a pinata!

*Inserts a CD*

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

*gets a cracked CD in return*

*inserts 12 shades of purple

[Mestiv he/him]

You get 50 shades of Grey on Blue Ray, collectors edition. Handcuffs and whip included. 

*inserts a paradox*

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

*You get your grandfather's corpse*

*inserts the sword of summer*

[kenod]

57 minutes ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

*You get your grandfather's corpse*

*inserts the sword of summer*

*You get a duck*

*Inserts glowing rock*

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

The vending machine starts glowing, but nothing comes out.

*inserts virus*

[marsoupial they/them]

You get a virus!

*inserts floral shirt, not Hawaiian floral, but tastefully floral, in a good color, let's say navy blue*

[StrikerEZ he/him]

You get a Hawaiian floral shirt!

*inserts Hawaii*

[A Budgie she/her]

1 hour ago, StrikerEZ said:

You get a Hawaiian floral shirt!

*inserts Hawaii*

You get Mt Versuvius.
*inserts maths test (completed & marked)*

[kenod]

You get a B+ (Don't really know American grading systems, guessing this is alright).

*Inserts Cthulhu*