Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Kaymyth she/her]

You get a game called the Binding of Isaac.

Inserts a (herd, horde?) of man-eating rabbits.

 

You get an entire army of dead Grail-seekers.

 

*inserts the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch*

[Edgedancer he/him]

You get an entire army of dead Grail-seekers.

 

*inserts the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch*

You get a very holy hole in the ground.

 

*Inserts secret chili sauce recipe*

[ThirdGen]

I get ninjaed!

 

You get lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and...

 

*inserts a very boring regular coin*

Edited February 19, 2016 by ThirdGen

[WayneSpren he/him]

You get a very holy hole in the ground.

 

*Inserts secret chili sauce recipe*

You get this!

https://www.google.com/search?q=chili+costume&safe=strict&tbm=isch&imgil=Si-d9GRFGlKozM%253A%253BJSjkXw_klYVaFM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.amazon.com%25252FRubies-Costume-Chili-Pepper-Adult%25252Fdp%25252FB007YHA1C4&source=iu&pf=m&fir=Si-d9GRFGlKozM%253A%252CJSjkXw_klYVaFM%252C_&usg=__dxPUtYkWJ4a1BazNh6jaI9bzdyI%3D

 

*inserts cookies*

Edited February 19, 2016 by WayneSpren

[CarolaDavar she/her]

You get spiked!!

*inserts my inability to think of something to insert*

[Sunbird she/her]

You get a Remembrall.

 

*inserts spyril motivator*

[Quiver he/him]

You get a bad motivator, and a new R2 unit. 

 

Insert a penny on a string. 

[The Dragon Reborn]

You get a lecture on why that's wrong.

Insert a Harry Wizard

[CarolaDavar she/her]

YOu get Hagrid (Was that his name?)

*inserts the 17th Shard chatroom*

[RippleGylf she/her]

You get a tumbleweed!

 

*inserts neon socks*

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

You get these: 

 

*inserts country music* 

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

You get a guitar, cowboy boots and hat, along with a sign that says. MAKE YOUR OWN MUSIC

 

 

You get a game called the Binding of Isaac.

Inserts a (herd, horde?) of man-eating rabbits.

YAS you got it!

 

*Inserts the millenium falcon*

[Young Bard he/him]

You get a very angry Han Solo who'd been wondering where it had gotten off to this time.

 

*inserts lit stick of dynamite*

[ThirdGen]

You get the Two of Hearts and pass it to your left.

 

*inserts a horse*

[Straw he/him]

You get a my little pony poster.

*inserts troll face*

[Nashan’Elin he/him]

You get an Awakened troll face!

 

*inserts a Lifeless cockroach*

[TheLerasNosed he/him]

Nothing happens

 

*Inserts Nashan'Elin to give Lifeless cockroach instructions*

[Nashan’Elin he/him]

Alright, fine, you get a Lifeless cockroach with the command "Insert TheLerasNosed into the vending machine"

 

*the coackroach inserts TheLerasNosed*

[Silverblade5 he/him]

Alright, fine, you get a Lifeless cockroach with the command "Insert TheLerasNosed into the vending machine"

*the coackroach inserts TheLerasNosed*

You get q rafo card!

*inserts Nashan'Elin for no reason*

[TheLerasNosed he/him]

You get a triumphant TheLerasNosed holding the head of one dead cockroach in his hand

 

*Inserts a half eaten banana split*

[ChickenPlague he/him]

You get a fully eaten banana split.

*inserts an axe*

[Straw he/him]

You get uncles battle axe! You have no idea how to use it!

*Inserts screaming gradget*

[Sunbird she/her]

You get a mess of shattered glass, which you then reforge into a pair of fire-bringer's lenses.

 

*inserts box of chalk*

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

A bunch of scribbled chalkings spew out and devour you. A man steps out. Smiles. and.....

 

*Inserts a wand*

[Jazzy Kandra she/her]

You get a stick. It says: "I am a stick".

*inserts a breath-filled flying carpet*