Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Remember that soggy cereal? It is now chouta. 

 

*inserts a grimacing Kaladin* 

Edited February 16, 2016 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles

[TheLerasNosed he/him]

You get dun spheres

 

*Inserts Stick*

[Silverblade5 he/him]

You get a stick! It's still a stick.

*inserts twi mom *

[Kaymyth she/her]

You get a stick! It's still a stick.

*inserts twi mom *

 

The vending machine makes a horrific gurgling noise and spits her back out at you.

 

*inserts a batch of brownie mix to mollify the poor offended vending machine*

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

You get brownies with a layer of caramel in the middle and chocolate chips on top. The vending machine has forgiven all wrongdoing.

*inserts modern urban legends that I really shouldn't be reading right before bed*

[Young Bard he/him]

You get a nightmare about reading things that give you nightmares.

 

(This actually happened to me once. It was... very strange.)

 

*inserts random information about myself*

[Kaymyth she/her]

You get a nightmare about reading things that give you nightmares.

 

(This actually happened to me once. It was... very strange.)

 

*inserts random information about myself*

 

You get your very own Wikipedia article!

 

*inserts a pile of crayons and a set of metalminds*

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

You get a large piece of paper with a picture of Sazed on it. The picture is awakened and strangles you.

 

Random guy comes along.

*Inserts his last BioChromatic Breath*

[DreamEternal]

The machine give Kaymyth a Divine Breath.

*Inserts Stormblessed Peasant's Breath*

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Stormblessed Pleasant's breath is released immediately and awakens a giant stone golem. The Breath was corrupted beyond belief. The Golem goes on to break the vending machine.

A repairman repairs it.

 

*inserts aluminium and a few vials of malatium*

[Young Bard he/him]

All of the Allomantic objects withing the machine vanish.

 

*inserts fresh iron, steel, tin, pewter, etc.*

[WayneSpren he/him]

You get a mistborn vial!

 

*inserts Stick-o-pault*

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

A giant question mark appears along with the message "what's is this devilry?"

 

*Inserts a large Coppermind and a massive stack of empty books and some vials of ink*

[TheLerasNosed he/him]

You get a series of novels titled Vendingborn

 

*Inserts a Returned Mitch Hedberg*

[ThirdGen]

I can't say what you get, but two trees are involved.

 

*inserts Adonalsium on the cob*

[WayneSpren he/him]

You get a PotatoStick!

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*inserts Hearthstone*

[Alfa he/him]

You gain a brainstone.

 

*Inserts a car at 88 miles per hour*

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

You get "Johnny B. Goode" and a punched-out Biff.

*inserts SUSPENSE*

[Kaymyth she/her]

You get "Johnny B. Goode" and a punched-out Biff.

*inserts SUSPENSE*

 

You get a pair of suspenders.

 

*inserts a hairtie wrapped around a USB drive*

[CarolaDavar she/her]

You get a pair of suspenders.

 

*inserts a hairtie wrapped around a USB drive*

You get a note saying "Why would you dothat?"

*Inserts Calamity(not the book)*

[Curiosity he/him]

You get questions. Lots of questions. And a red flashlight.

 

*inserts porcupine*

[CarolaDavar she/her]

You get spiked!!!

*inserts Reckoners pony art that I am doing*

[TheLerasNosed he/him]

You get a compliment on your painting

 

*Inserts a grand piano*

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Spews out Mozart's 12th symphony. You stand there confused thinking, Is this Beethoven I'm listening to? Then Ruin convinces you to kill yourself because you're obviously insane..

 

*Inserts a dead bird and a woman called Eve*

(please someone do the right thing!)

[The Dragon Reborn]

You get a game called the Binding of Isaac.

Inserts a (herd, horde?) of man-eating rabbits.

Edited February 19, 2016 by The Dragon Reborn