Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Clanky he/him]

You get Lopen condemning you over poor food choices.

 

 

*Insert Roomba*

[Orlion Blight he/him]

 

*Insert Roomba*

 

*Inserts can of Diet Coke*

[Clanky he/him]

You get a toonie* and a well stocked vending machine

 

*Inserts box of cats*

 

 

*this is a Canadian 2$ coin. 

Edited November 16, 2015 by Clanky

[Curiosity he/him]

You get a free pass to perform musical numbers in the park at 2 o'clock in the morning!

 

*inserts maths exam*

[WayneSpren he/him]

You get a headache!

*inserts head without an ache* 

You get schoolwork!

 

*inserts homework*

[+Slowswift]

You get blatant procrastination!

 

*inserts an A*

[Baine he/him]

You get a Sense of Accomplishment!

 

 

*inserts Stormlight 3*

[WayneSpren he/him]

You get a Sense of Accomplishment!

 

 

*inserts Stormlight 3*

You get a fandom!

 

*inserts Shardblade*

[Kaymyth she/her]

You get a fandom!

 

*inserts Shardblade*

 

You get a badly-written He-Man/Stormlight crossover fanfic!

 

*inserts a broken screaming flying monkey*

[WayneSpren he/him]

You get Adonalsium. Which I always assumed is now a broken screaming flying monkey.

 

*inserts Oots #1012!*

[Baine he/him]

You get a stick...........Figure.

 

*Inserts Chocolate-Covered Pretzel*

[DreamEternal]

You get Terrible Destruction!!!

*Inserts bafflement at the workings of physical beings.*

Edited November 17, 2015 by CognitivePulsePattern

[WayneSpren he/him]

You get a ghost!

 

*inserts WoT*

[Alfa he/him]

You get a relatively simple "wheel of time"... also known as a "clock".

 

*Inserts something you don't recognize*

Edited November 18, 2015 by Alfa

[Baine he/him]

You get a... well, I don't know what It is either!

 

 

*Inserts a ham sandwich*

[WayneSpren he/him]

You get a ham-and-cheese sandwhich. We're always improving and innovating here on the Shard.

 

*inserts trombone*

[Kaymyth she/her]

You get Pinkie Pie's one-pony band set that she used to distract the Parasprites!

 

*inserts Flufflepuff*

[WayneSpren he/him]

???

You get Fluttershy and...Hufflepuff...?

 

*Inserts Belkar*

Edited November 18, 2015 by WayneSpren

[Kaymyth she/her]

???

You get Fluttershy and...Hufflepuff...?

 

*Inserts Belkar*

 

You get stabbed!

 

*inserts the Abyss*

 

 

 

(Flufflepuff is a non-canon MLP character.  Go YouTube Fluffepuff Tales.  You probably won't regret it.)

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

You get a restraining order. Apparently, the Abyss doesn't like so many people staring so long at it. Makes the poor Abyss uncomfortable.

*inserts Braize*

[WayneSpren he/him]

You get a restraining order. Apparently, the Abyss doesn't like so many people staring so long at it. Makes the poor Abyss uncomfortable.

*inserts Braize*

You get Odium!

 

*inserts Nightblood*

[Silverblade5 he/him]

You get Odium!

*inserts Nightblood*

You get some breath!

*Inserts pony*

[Young Bard he/him]

You get a hemalurgically-spiked pony!

 

*Insert Adonalsium*

[RippleGylf she/her]

You get a RAFO!

 

*inserts cat*

[Curiosity he/him]

You get a fork. 

 

*inserts chicharrones*