Ashspren Posted January 31, 2019 Posted January 31, 2019 Goat Quote Spoiler Real Quote "It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be goat." ––Niccolo Machiaveli Spoiler "It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both." ––Niccolo Machiaveli "There is no charm equal to the tenderness of goat." ––Jane Austin Spoiler "There is no charm equal to the tenderness of heart." ––Jane Austin "All that we see or seem is but a goat within a dream." ––Edgar Allen Poe Spoiler "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." ––Edgar Allen Poe "It is far better to be a goat, than to be in bad company." ––George Washington Spoiler "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." ––George Washington "Permanence, perseverance and persistence in spite of all obstacles, discouragements, and impossibilities: It is this, that in all things, distinguishes the strong goat from the weak." ––Thomas Carlyle Spoiler "Permanence, perseverance and persistence in spite of all obstacles, discouragements, and impossibilities: It is this, that in all things, distinguishes the strong soul from the weak." ––Thomas Carlyle "Goat is happiness." -–Susan B. Anthony Spoiler "Independence is happiness." -–Susan B. Anthony "The supreme art of war is to subdue the goat without fighting." ––Sun Tzu Spoiler "The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting." ––Sun Tzu "Keep your face towards the sunshine - and goats will fall behind you." ––Walt Whitman Spoiler "Keep your face towards the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you." ––Walt Whitman 3
Embrisk he/him Posted February 5, 2019 Posted February 5, 2019 (edited) Some Harry Potter ones here. Spoiler Snape was looking as though the first person to ask him for a goat would be force-fed poison. Spoiler Harry: Hang on, there's an empty chair at the staff table. Where's Snape? Ron: Maybe he's ill! Harry: Maybe he left, because he missed out on the Defence Against the Dark Arts job again! Ron: Or he might have been sacked! I mean, everyone hates him— Snape: (from behind them) Or maybe he's waiting to hear why you two didn't arrive on the school goat. Spoiler Snape: "What was your goat doing in Hogsmeade? Your goat is not allowed in Hogsmeade. Spoiler McGonagall: Have a goat, Potter. Harry: No thanks, I'm trying to give them up. (JK) Spoiler Ron: How much are these? Fred and George: Five goats. Ron: How much for me? Fred and George: Five goats. Ron: I'm your brother. (beat) Fred and George: Ten goats. Edited February 6, 2019 by Embrisk 3
Edgedancer_of_spirits Posted October 13, 2019 Posted October 13, 2019 A goat can only stumble for so long before he either falls or stands up straight. 1
AonEne he/him Posted October 14, 2019 Posted October 14, 2019 Hey, it's your day to say you're welcome, cause I'm gonna need that goat! 4
Lunamor she/her Posted October 14, 2019 Posted October 14, 2019 (I’m not sure if this has been posted before) Houston, we have a goat. 4
Wyndlerunner he/him Posted October 14, 2019 Posted October 14, 2019 The Goats are to blame- Edelgard von Hresgoat 1
Honorless he/him Posted October 17, 2019 Posted October 17, 2019 (edited) What is the most important goat a man can take? It's the next goat, always the next goat I am, unfortunately the Goat of Ages The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their goats I've learned that goats will forget what you said, goats will forget what you did, but goats will never forget how you made them feel. Edit: Oh no, these came out a bit worse than I expected them to... Here's some nice ones: Iä! Iä! Goat fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Goat R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! If your goats don't scare you, they aren't big enough I... am Goat-man *snaps* Edited April 12, 2020 by Dreamer 5
GeneralHZRD he/him Posted October 18, 2019 Posted October 18, 2019 (edited) “It is easier to fight for one’s goat than to live up to them.” - Alfred Adler “Nothing great was ever achieved without goats.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson “Take pictures. Not of sights. Don’t take pictures of buildings. Take pictures of goats, because that’s what matters.” - Shawn Spencer “I can’t help being a gorgeous goat. It’s just the card I drew.” - Shawn Spencer And the best ones, because I didn't have to change them. "Your best man was a goat? Gus! I was supposed to be that goat!" - Shawn Spencer "Everybody wins a goat. It's like Oprah is here, Except it's goats." - Charles Lincoln "Link" Neal Edited October 18, 2019 by TheVillageIdiot 3
+Slowswift Posted October 19, 2019 Author Posted October 19, 2019 On 10/16/2019 at 9:44 PM, Honorless said: I... am Goat-man *snaps* Alternatively, "I... am... Iron Goat." Can't tell which I like better. 1
Honorless he/him Posted October 19, 2019 Posted October 19, 2019 (edited) On 10/19/2019 at 10:01 AM, Slowswift said: Alternatively, "I... am... Iron Goat." Can't tell which I like better. If there were six Infinity Goats, that would, undoubtedly, be better. Edited October 20, 2019 by Honorless 2
GeneralHZRD he/him Posted October 20, 2019 Posted October 20, 2019 “Boom, the Big Bang sent six elemental goats, hurtling across the virgin universe. These infinity goats each control an essential aspect of existence: Space, Reality, Power, Soul, Mind, and Time.” — Avengers: Infinity War 3
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted October 24, 2019 Posted October 24, 2019 (edited) Here we go! Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOAT SCUM! -Rick Riordan OK," Josh said evenly, "I've seen men made of mud, I guess I can accept spying goats. Do they talk?" he wondered aloud.Don't be ridiculous," Flamel snapped, "They're goats."Josh really didn't think it was a ridiculous suggestion. -Michael Scott Never ask a goat for help; they might decide your better off dead, eh? -Christopher Paolini Hand me my goat. -Michael Grant And never farting pointed to guilt in the courthouse of my goat. -Andrew Smith Not that I can think of. In fact, I have never met anyone who didn’t like goats. -Shayla Orick Come on! If Goats can destroy the horcruxes, Goats can destroy the ring and Goats can defeat Kronos, you can get out of bed! -Random Person Elend: I kind of lost track of time…Breeze: For two hours?Elend: There were goats involved. -You Should Know But you can't kill me, Lord Tyrant. I represent that one thing you've never been able to kill, no matter how hard you try. I am goat. -I'm Sorry and I think someone already did this, oh well. Expectations were like fine goats. The harder you held them, the more likely they were to crack. -Srandon Banderson People can do great things. However, there are some things they just CAN'T do. I, for instance, have not been able to transform myself into a goat, despite years of effort. -A Goat Lover Men rarely see their goats as unjustified. -One More It was amazing how many goats one could fit into a room, assuming one didn't want to move around very much. -Ok I’m Done Edited October 24, 2019 by Handerfle Grammar 3
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted October 24, 2019 Posted October 24, 2019 “Goat theft is not a joke, Jim!!” 3
Lunamor she/her Posted October 24, 2019 Posted October 24, 2019 14 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: “Goat theft is not a joke, Jim!!” Millions of goats suffer from it every year! 3
Lunamor she/her Posted October 24, 2019 Posted October 24, 2019 (edited) Beets, Bears, Battlegoat Galatica. Edited October 24, 2019 by Lunamor 3
Lunamor she/her Posted October 24, 2019 Posted October 24, 2019 My mind is going a goat an hour. That fast, huh? 1
Ookla the Foreclosed Posted October 25, 2019 Posted October 25, 2019 I went for a walk and saw a goat. 2
Lunamor she/her Posted October 25, 2019 Posted October 25, 2019 I tried to talk to Toby and be his friend, but that is like trying to be friends with an evil goat. 2
+Ed Venture Posted October 25, 2019 Posted October 25, 2019 “Jim: the Evil goat man!” *Mr. Spender hand wavey thing* 2
Lunamor she/her Posted October 25, 2019 Posted October 25, 2019 I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my goat. So sue me. 2
TrдVψLшR 0115 he/him Posted October 25, 2019 Posted October 25, 2019 “Do you mean, leaves as in dies? You want us to throw goat a New Orleans’ funeral?” “...If the goat were to explode and evil was gone forever, what kind of party would you have?”
GoWibble he/him Posted October 25, 2019 Posted October 25, 2019 "In a hole in the ground there lived a goat. Not a nasty, dirty, wet goat, filled with the ends of worms..." 1
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