Add a Goat, Ruin a Quote

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

"I know how to get rid of goat.

A carpet bombing." -Failboat.

Edited May 15, 2023 by Just_a_Fan_YT
not lazy.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

"My name is Alexander Goatilton!"

[Edema Rue she/her]

"Goat, Goat, wherefore art thou Goat?"

[Immortal Platypus]

to the tune of "where are you goat?"

"Where are you gooooo-oat? Why can't I find you.

...

My goat is changing."

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

"goat is dead, but ill see what i can do" dont know if thats been done yet. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Honey, where's my Goat!?!?!?

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Eliza, where the devil are my goats?

[The Sibling she/her]

He left the goat broken behind him.

 

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Luke I am your goat

[Cinnamon]

Goat or goat not, there is no goat.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I hear the goat 'a comin'. It's rollin' 'round the bend. And I ain't seen the goat since, I don't know when. I've been stuck in Goat Prison, and goat keeps draggin' on. When I was just a goat, my goat told me "son, always be a good goat, don't ever play with guns". But I shot a goat in Reno, just to watch him goat.

[Aeoryi she/her]

"Keep the goat, you filthy animal"

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

“Honor is not dead so long as he lives in the hearts of goats”

[Immortal Platypus]

she'll be coming round the goat when she comes.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"Now goat this, suckaaaaaah!"

 - Luz Goatcetta

[Lord Spirit he/him]

On 9/11/2023 at 11:55 AM, TheRavenHasLanded said:

"goat is dead, but ill see what i can do" dont know if thats been done yet. 

Dang it, I was going to do that and had the exact same thought

so here's some more that have probably already been done

"I represent that one thing you've never been able to kill, no matter how hard you try. I am Goat"

"There's always another goat"

“The Goat, In exchange for your bridgemen."

"Szeth-Son-Son-Valano, Goat of shinovar..."

" I'm not Harmony's hands. I'm His goat."

"My name is David Charleston, and I kill Goats"

"Hello! Would you like to destroy some goats today?" 

I imagine this as listening to the audiobook quote and then google translate just adds the "goat" instead

Edited September 27, 2023 by Lord Spirit

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

"The ocean, however, was now as you hopefully imagine it. Assuming you imagine it as emerald green, made up of spores, and bearing endless goats."

[Lord Spirit he/him]

"The way of Goat"

"Words of Goat"

"Goatbringer"

"Goat of War"

"The Goat Empire"

"The goat of Ascension"

"The Hero of Goat"

"The Alloy of Goat"

"Shadows of Goat"

"Goat of Mourning"

"The Goat Metal"

"Goatbreaker"

"The Emperors Goat"

"Tress of the Emerald Goat"

"The Frugal Goats guide to surviving Medieval England"

"Yumi and the Goat Painter"

"The Sunlit Goat"

"Goatheart"

"Firegoat"

"Goat"

 

[Hmmm lies she/her]

"Goats have no pattern. Besides, I have read of them in your lore. They speak of spindly arms like bone, and horrific faces. I should think, if you wish to find one, the mirror might be a location where you can begin your search"

[Ravenclawjedi42]

“Quoth the raven, ‘Goat.’”

“Friends, Romans, Goats, lend me your ears,”

“Sometimes, I worry I’m not the goat everyone thinks I am.”

“Mr. and Mrs. Dursley of number four Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly goat-like, thank you very much.”

“Alas, poor Goat! I knew him, Horatio. A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent livestock. He hath borne me on my back a thousand times. And now how abhorred in my mouth it is!”

Edited September 28, 2023 by Ravenclawjedi42

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Goatington on your side - Da-Goat Diggs.

[Hmmm lies she/her]

"Inappropriate?" Pattern said

"Such as... dividing by goat?"

Edited September 28, 2023 by Hmmm lies

[Ravenclawjedi42]

“These goats are making me thirsty.”

“Is this about goats?” “No.” “Then I’ve lost interest.”

”What could possess anyone to have a party? I mean, to have a bunch of goats treat your house like a stable.”

[Aeoryi she/her]

"Bring out the holy hand goat!" - Monty Python and the holy grail

"Once you see the goats behind the stage it becomes harder to believe the play is real." -Khriss

"Now Goat is podracing!" -Anakin Skywalker 

"You were the chosen Goat!" - Obi-wan Kenobi

"They killed my goat" (the fugitive)

"I knew that goat was up to no good."

"You said medium-rare. Survey said 'GOAT!'" -gorden Ramsey, MasterChef 

"You, you, you, you, and goat, GET OUT!" -also Gordon Ramsey

"You gotta do the cooking by the Goat." -Cake level

 

[Hmmm lies she/her]

Some radiant oaths

"I will protect those who can not protect goats"

"I will accept there are goats I can not protect"

"I will remember goats who have been forgotten"