Add a Goat, Ruin a Quote

[+Slowswift]

12 hours ago, The Unknown Order said:

What the goat are you doing?

The 500th goat is mine, and nobody can stop me! Ha ha!

[Voidspawn he/him]

"You must unite them, the strange, booming words had told him. You must prepare. Build of your people a fortress of strength and peace, a wall to resist the goats. Cease squabbling and unite. The @Chasmgoat comes."

Edited January 20, 2021 by Voidspawn

[BreezeCauthon he/him]

"You pierce my soul. I am half agony, half goat."

[Chinkoln he/him]

On 1/18/2021 at 2:51 PM, Slowswift said:

Don't mind me, just here to claim the 500th goat!

Actually, I had the 500th goat, you had the 501st

Szeth son son Vallano wore white on the day he was to kill a goat

[Voidspawn he/him]

"I've grown fond of goats. You might say I wrote an entire book about them."

—Nohadon on his own work

 

 

I'm trying to go through https://coppermind.net/wiki/The_Way_of_Kings_(in-world) and turn everything into Goats. Join the cause.

Edited January 20, 2021 by Voidspawn

[+Slowswift]

2 hours ago, Chinkoln said:

Actually, I had the 500th goat, you had the 501st

Really? The post count was 499. I posted and brought the count to 500. Ergo, I had the 500th goat. Unless I'm just that bad at math, which wouldn't surprise me.  

[+Doomstick he/him]

500th reply =/= 500th reply

[Voidspawn he/him]

Goats are, above all, men who want to become inhumanly awesome.

Guillaume Apollinaire

[Gak he/him]

goatemon theme, a parody by Gak

 

i want to be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To catch goats is my real test,
To train them is my cause!

 

(I will travel across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each goat to understand
The power that's inside!)

goats!
Goatta catch em' all!

It's you and me,
I know it's my Goat!

goats!

Oh, you're my best friend,
In a world we must defend!

goats!
Goatta catch em' all!

(A goat so true,
Our courage will pull us through!)

You teach me and I'll teach you,

go-oa-ats!
Goatta catch em' all!

Goatta catch em' all!

Every goat along the way,
With courage I will face!
I will battle every day,
To claim my rightful place!

Come with me, the time is right,
There's no better goat!
Arm in hoof, we'll win the fight,
It's always been our dream!

goats!
Goatta catch em' all!

Edited February 12, 2021 by Gak

[Condensation she/her]

"It always seems impossible until it's a goat." -Nelson Mandela and Connie

[Gak he/him]

goats never die, they become a part of you.

[Robinski he/him]

You're going to need a bigger goat...

[Honorless he/him]

On 1/21/2021 at 0:54 AM, BreezeCauthon said:

"You pierce my soul. I am half agony, half goat."

 

On 1/21/2021 at 2:26 AM, Chinkoln said:

Actually, I had the 500th goat, you had the 501st

Szeth son son Vallano wore white on the day he was to kill a goat

I legit snorted water

 

On 2/12/2021 at 11:15 PM, Gak said:

goats never die, they become a part of you.

Omg, lol, Lovecraftian monstrosity

These are all goat

Edit: I meant to say, these are all great. Sigh, even my auto-correct wanted to participate in the game

Edited February 16, 2021 by Honorless

[BreezeCauthon he/him]

"If you're nothing without the goat, then you shouldn't have it."

[AonDoor he/him]

"Not of the yetting yet. Wasing the place when I was a goat."

[Chinkoln he/him]

31 minutes ago, Johnny Boy said:

Is this some sort of sacrificial ritual?

Kelsier sat on a chair and faced Vin. "We goats need not make sense, we are above it."

Also, moderators frown on it when people double post. If you would like to say something else you can click "Edit" and add to that.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

“The purpose of a goat is not to tell you how to think, but to give you questions to think upon.”

“You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about goats. [They're] really funny.”

“By now, it is probably very late at night, and you have stayed up to read this book when you should have gone to sleep. If this is the case, then I commend you for falling into my trap. It is a goat's greatest pleasure to hear that someone was kept up until the unholy hours of the morning reading one of his books. It goes back to goats being terrible people who delight in the suffering of others. Plus, we get a kickback from the caffeine industry...”

“Elend: I kind of lost track of time…
Breeze: For two hours?
Elend: There were goats involved.”

“Sometimes the goat is not worth the costs. The means by which we achieve goats are as important as the goat itself.”

“Our goat is often strongest when it should be weakest. That is the nature of goat.”

"There is always another goat."

“To lack feeling is to be dead, but to act on every feeling is to be a goat.”

“Goats were like fine pottery. The harder you held them, the more likely they were to crack.”

[Bejarden he/him]

“ Child of Goatness, Child of Goat. Child of one long since departed.

Men ride the storms no longer. The Goatpack is broken, Child of Goat.

Goat, comes most dangerous of the 16. You will now go.

Goat reigns.” WoK 46

   

[DuckOfMysteriousProportion he/him]

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my goat. Prepare to die."

 

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

Gondor has no goat.  Gondor needs no goat.

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

"Hello. My name is Goat. You killed my billy. Prepare to be goated"

 

[Chinkoln he/him]

"The greatest glory in living lies not in goats, but in rising every time we fall." -Nelson Mandela

[DuckOfMysteriousProportion he/him]

Goat is far too important to ever speak seriously about.

I'm the goating lizard king.

[Gak he/him]

not sure if this ones been done yet but, "Luke, i am your Goat"

"sometimes a goat is just a man in the process of changing"

for those of you who also watch studio c:

i once ate a goat that was the color green, but the ER said it was a poisonous goat, so that explains why i threw up goat, and inside that goat their were chunks of green.

(well that didn't translate well.)

for context on number three

 

[Flyingbooks]

"I am goat of Asg(oat)ard, and I am burdened with goatious purpgoats"