You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[+Doomstick he/him]

*grins*

[Reckless Reader]

When you get incredibly excited when your friend asks for a school reading book because you know full well that another friend just returned your copy of Elantris. Yay, Sanderfection!

Also, there's a street right next to my sister's college called Bridgeman Lane!!!!! How did that name even come up in real life? *gasp* Is there such a thing as a real-life bridgeman????

When you're furtively hoping your friends will get you Cosmere t-shirts for your birthday.... 

[+Ed Venture]

YKYASW Chaos means more than just a mindless force of destruction and disorder. Chaos is known to Sanderfans as *dramatic pause* Eric!

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

I wish I could meet some of you irl! But I don’t go to cons, so oh well I suppose.

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

On 9/1/2019 at 7:20 PM, Zath said:

On 9/1/2019 at 4:05 PM, AonEne said:

When Sharders showing up in your dreams is no longer cause for surprise, just natural everyday dream material. (I'm pretty sure we defeated the parasitic plant thing, but guys, I dunno...I got distracted showing cool old pillars to @Zath so we might be doomed.)

I do appreciate a good Doric when I see one

I dunno man, I prefer a nice Corinthian 

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

On 9/1/2019 at 11:03 PM, Rosharan A.C. said:

That makes sense. It is a bowling alley after all...

 

On 9/1/2019 at 11:23 PM, AonEne said:

...wait, are you Homeless?

No, unfortunately I haven't joined the Alleyverse yet. I was just making a pun, since alleys are sketchy and dark places where people usually get mugged. 

[+Ed Venture]

5 hours ago, Wyndlerunner said:

I dunno man, I prefer a nice Corinthian

Are you kidding? Everyone know that Ionic is where it’s at!

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

YKYASW your teacher is talking about adhesion and cohesion and you just smile.

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

4 hours ago, Butt Ad Venture said:

Ionic

Don't you mean Ionian?

[+Ed Venture]

It's an Ionic pillar. Made in the Ionian style. I think I'm correct? 

Edited September 7, 2019 by Butt Ad Venture

[Reckless Reader]

I learned Doric, Ionic, Corinthian 

I don't know a ton about types of columns though 

Also YKYASF when this image doesn't even need any explanation

[Fezzik]

You are the 7000th reply! I also got my dad, brother, step-father, mother, sister, and step-mother to read Brandon.

[blackout8444 he/him]

When your neighbor, who also happens to be Isaac Stewart, specifically finds you a Japanese set of Hero of Ages for your birthday.

[Eluvianii he/him]

When your university introduces a virtual library with over 100,000 books and the first thing you do is look for Sanderson books.

(There weren't any. Figures)

[blackout8444 he/him]

4 minutes ago, Eluvianii said:

When your university introduces a virtual library with over 100,000 books and the first thing you do is look for Sanderson books.

(There weren't any. Figures)

That really sucks.

[AonEne he/him]

45 minutes ago, blackout8444 said:

When your neighbor, who also happens to be Isaac Stewart, specifically finds you a Japanese set of Hero of Ages for your birthday.

Your neighbor is Isaac!? 

[blackout8444 he/him]

4 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Your neighbor is Isaac!? 

Unfortunately, my neighbor USED to be Isaac. The Stewarts lived across the street from me before they moved down by Brandon.

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

YKYASW you have a dream about visiting Urithiru... and it doesn't evaporate after 10 minutes of being awake.

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

YKYASFW you try to use marbles as currency.

[Paalm Tree]

YKYASFW you throw normal coins at people

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

I think you mean Push

[Paalm Tree]

Yep, after chewing on my utensils.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But what if it’s not pure?

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

You still get some!

[Kualo she/her]

When you search in your genealogy tree if you had skaa called Kelsier in line (duh, only noble blooded sillies there, I feel cheated).