You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[BringerofShadows she/her]

3 hours ago, Shard of Thought said:

Hah, that's funny. I had a dream a few days ago that I met @BringerofShadows IRL at a bowling alley. 

That’s funny, I hate bowling. 

Edited September 2, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Well, you were there for your grandma's birthday part so... *shrug*

[BringerofShadows she/her]

My Mom’s side does like bowling so…Although she hurt her back. 

Edited September 2, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

In the dream you were super peppy and I think your name was Sophia...

[Lunamor she/her]

Just now, Shard of Thought said:

In the dream you were super peppy

Yep, definitely not the real BoS then 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Exactly my thoughts.  I was like, "You seem... different." Though, she was wearing all black. 

[Lunamor she/her]

1 minute ago, Shard of Thought said:

Exactly my thoughts.  I was like, "You seem... different." Though, she was wearing all black. 

Hmm... makes me think that she was trying to pull a heist at the bowling alley for some reason, but that makes no sense... But then again, this is a dream we are talking about  

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

To be fair, it was kind of a shady bowling alley. 

[Lunamor she/her]

6 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

To be fair, it was kind of a shady bowling alley. 

This sentence is great out of context 

[AonEne he/him]

26 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

In the dream you were super peppy and I think your name was Sophia...

THAT'S MY MIDDLE NAME

12 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

This sentence is great out of context 

This whole conversation is great out of context, guys.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

25 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

To be fair, it was kind of a shady bowling alley. 

That makes sense. It is a bowling alley after all...

[AonEne he/him]

19 minutes ago, Rosharan A.C. said:

That makes sense. It is a bowling alley after all...

...wait, are you Homeless?

[Rebecca she/her]

46 minutes ago, AonEne said:

...wait, are you Homeless?

Another sentence that’s great out of context. 

[AonEne he/him]

4 minutes ago, Rebecca said:

Another sentence that’s great out of context. 

Oh yeah, please don't take that out of context. Sorry, Homeless is the word for someone who's in the Alleyverse RP - an Alleyverser.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Hey we should all meet up sometime at a con or something!

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

I know that I might be going to JordanCon, but that’s probably the only one close enough to me that I’ll be able to go to for a while....

[Bookish Ocelot she/her]

9 hours ago, Rebecca said:

Another sentence that’s great out of context. 

The entire shard makes no sense out of context. Find one post that would make sense to someone who doesn't know Sanderson. 

[Paalm Tree]

You know you're a sanderfan when you see Ati Physical Therapy and think, when did Ruin become a chiropractor?

[Silva]

YKYASF when you default to the ninja emoji so much irl before realizing each time that it's not a thing. 

YKYASF when you also have dreamt about meeting up with Sharders.

[Bookish Ocelot she/her]

YKYASFW you are writing a chemistry paper and repeatedly spell 'Ion' as 'Aon' by mistake.

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

YKYASFW you capitalize Stick.

[+Doomstick he/him]

13 hours ago, BookishOcelot said:

The entire shard makes no sense out of context. Find one post that would make sense to someone who doesn't know Sanderson. 

^This one/most of tLT(well it would make as much sense to a non sanderfan as to a sanderfan)^

3 hours ago, TheGirlWhoLookedUp said:

YKYASFW you capitalize Stick.

That’s not normal?

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

54 minutes ago, The Last Post said:

That’s not normal?

Nope.

Normal people set sticks on fire.

[Shallan&Pattern she/her]

my background is the windrunner glyph and my lock screen is kalidan lashing himself downward from out of the sky. My keyboard is a picture of shallan underwater looking at the creature thing.

[AonEne he/him]

When you hear someone in the other room say “a Dark Alley” with no context, and you just grin.