Sanderson Memes

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Tangentially cosmere-related meme (TSM, no spoilers).

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I don't even know anymore...

[Lunamor she/her]

Tress of the Emerald Sea

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Me throughout the entirety of Tress of the Emerald Sea:

 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

25 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Tress of the Emerald Sea

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Me throughout the entirety of Tress of the Emerald Sea:

 

Me when I saw that meme:

[Lunamor she/her]

3 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Me when I saw that meme:

Has someone already made it?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 minute ago, Lunamor said:

Has someone already made it?

No, I just like to do funky stuff with DiCaprio memes.

[Trusk'our he/him]

As my two-thousandth, two-hundredth, twenty-second post, I wanted to do something a little special. So, I think now is the best time to dump a stockpile of memes I made (plus one I found earlier today). Enjoy 

Mistborn spoilers;

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Basically whenever a Hemalurgist encounters any sort of problem;

More Mistborn spoilers;

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Scadrians once general knowledge of Hemalurgy gets out;

Probably counts as a Mistborn spoiler;

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When a Zinc Ferring and a Steel Ferring both fight the same guy;

 

Era 2 Mistborn spoilers;

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Basically, this is how all of Wax and Wayne's interactions go;

 

Warbreaker spoilers;

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When Awakeners are asked if they need help with something;

 

Mistborn Secret History spoilers;

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When Kelsier was trying to convince Spook to experiment with Hemalurgy;

 

Just to be on the safe side, Mistborn spoilers;

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Preservation's attitude;

 

Stormlight and Mistborn spoilers;

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And finally, this is the interaction I envision when a Surgebinding champion duels a Fullborn. Clearly, the fight is very one-sided;

Aaaaaand, that's all I've got for right now. Hope you got a good laugh! 

Edited March 7, 2024 by Trusk'our

[Lord Spirit he/him]

5 hours ago, Trusk'our said:

Stormlight and Mistborn spoilers

All a Windrunner world need to do to that is to stay high enough in the air

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

5 hours ago, Lord Spirit said:

All a Windrunner world need to do to that is to stay high enough in the air

I don't know... a full born (like the Lord Ruler) could do a lot, specifically with steel and duralumin and weight storing, plus compounding, I don't think a Windrunner just being really high would put them out of a fullborn's reach.

[JohnnyKaizen he/him]

1 hour ago, Pineap-spider said:

I don't know... a full born (like the Lord Ruler) could do a lot, specifically with steel and duralumin and weight storing, plus compounding, I don't think a Windrunner just being really high would put them out of a fullborn's reach.

There's waaaay too many factors to make either claim. What era are we talking about? Are they on Roshar in the middle of rocky nothingness or a planet with cities full of metal? If the Windrunner is 5th ideal and they are up against a full born, do they both have years of combat experience? Does the windrunner have an oxygen supply...can they shoot up to the mesosphere and either escape the fullborn or see if -120 freezes them solid? Or maybe shoot up to the the exosphere and see if cooking at 2200-2700 degrees does the trick (We've already seen living plate withstand extreme temperatures)? If the full born gets that high..can the windrunner hit them hard enough to force them out into space? Would near absolute zero kill a fullborn? We know that at some point shardplate is fine in space..sooooo?

I do agree that compounding makes for ridiculous amounts of power compared to other Cosmere abilities..but matching them head to head has to take a bunch of other factors into account.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The problem with abbreviating Brandon books (especially in the context of a certain upcoming novel...):

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*Sometime in 2025*

Q: What are you reading?

A: WaT.

Q: I said, what are you reading?

A: WaT.

Q: I said, what are you reading?!

A. WaT!

Q: Are you deaf?

A: No! I said, I'm reading Wat?

Q: You're reading...what?

A: Yes, I am!

 

[S. Stormy she/her]

RoW, RoW, RoW, your boat, gently down the stream....

Edited March 8, 2024 by S. Stormy

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

19 minutes ago, S. Stormy said:

RoW, RoW, RoW, your boat, gently down the stream....

[Lord Spirit he/him]

I’m reading WoR,

 Warbreaker?

 No, WoR

 rhythm of War?

 No, WoR. 

[Trusk'our he/him]

SA spoilers:

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POV: you're Lift at literally any time of any day for any reason.

 

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

18 hours ago, Trusk'our said:

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POV: you're Lift at literally any time of any day for any reason.

 

More SA spoilers: 

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POV: You're a server taking Lift's order. 

 

[Hmmm lies she/her]

But Lift doesn't like bacon...

[Trusk'our he/him]

9 hours ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

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POV: You're a server taking Lift's order. 

 

Exactly! 

1 hour ago, Hmmm lies said:

But Lift doesn't like bacon...

Whaaaaat, I thought she liked all food.

[Hmmm lies she/her]

wob:

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Brandon Sanderson (paraphrased)

Lift and Hoid disagree on bacon. 

Questioner (paraphrased)

Is this because food on Roshar is usually either Spicy (male) or Sweet (female), so salty bacon would just taste wrong to Lift?

Brandon Sanderson (paraphrased)

She just doesn't like the taste, please don't think too much into it.

Oathbringer Leeds signing (Dec. 1, 2017)

 

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

4 hours ago, Hmmm lies said:

wob:

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Brandon Sanderson (paraphrased)

Lift and Hoid disagree on bacon. 

Questioner (paraphrased)

Is this because food on Roshar is usually either Spicy (male) or Sweet (female), so salty bacon would just taste wrong to Lift?

Brandon Sanderson (paraphrased)

She just doesn't like the taste, please don't think too much into it.

Oathbringer Leeds signing (Dec. 1, 2017)

 

Then just replace "bacon" with "sausage links" or something. Point is, I think if Lift went to a modern restaurant where it doesn't take forty days and forty nights for the staff to prepare a feast for a crowd, she'd do exactly what Ron did. 

[Lord Spirit he/him]

having finished Sunlit man recently, I'm starting to notice a pattern

(minor all SP poilers)

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and furthermore

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[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

2 hours ago, Lord Spirit said:

having finished Sunlit man recently, I'm starting to notice a pattern

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and furthermore

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It's a pattern of 

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characters going by their titles and what they mean to the world around them (as far as I know from what I've read—I still need to read Tress and Sunlit Man) and sometimes writers use fiction as a means to work out things they're going through in their lives, 

which could mean it's foreshadowing for 

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Brandon officially changing his name to Branderbot: Speedwriter 9000. 

 

[S. Stormy she/her]

On 3/7/2024 at 4:30 PM, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Wait... I don't get it

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 minute ago, S. Stormy said:

Wait... I don't get it

Long story short, I once made a meme on that and had a flashback to Szeth Pancakes reacting to it. 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

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Light SA spoilers I guess? Really I just wanted to use this meme format.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

18 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

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Light SA spoilers I guess? Really I just wanted to use this meme format.

They also both exist in Shallan