Sanderson Memes

[Ashbringer he/him]

40 minutes ago, Frustration said:

Uuuhm we weren't supposed to know?

The only question we have is whether there are six clones, or seven.  

... how ‘bout sixteen?

[Ishar]

38 minutes ago, Frustration said:

Uuuhm we weren't supposed to know?

The only question we have is whether there are six clones, or seven.  

There are 16... obviously... And I've already been ninja'd...

[Shard of Reading he/him]

44 minutes ago, Frustration said:

Uuuhm we weren't supposed to know?

The only question we have is whether there are six clones, or seven.  

Actually there are 17 16. 15 of them write the books and the 16th lives his life. The splinters of brandon take turns writing the different scense in his books. I have them numbered based on what I think that they write.

1. He is Brandon's passion. He writes all the love scenes
2. He is Brandon's inner gardener. He writes all scenes of character growth
3. He is Brandon's sense of right and wrong. Passion thought he was annoying and killed him.
4. He is Brandon's inner drive. He keeps all the other aspects of Brandon motivated.
5. He is Brandon's inner arson. He writes all the world destroying and dustbringer scenes. He feels like he did not get a lot to write so he joined with the next brandon splinter
6. He is Brandon's protector. He tries to make sure all the characters don't die. He merged with the above Brandon splinter.
7. He is Brandon's giver. He writes the scenes where character's receive their powers.
8. He is Brandon's overlord. He writes the scenes with the corrupt rulers.
9. He is Brandon's inner manager. He makes sure all the books stay separate.
10. He is Brandon's feelings of affection for others and writes the scenes with family and close friends.
11. This last splinter does not write but runs Brandon's personal life and insults everyone around him.

Yes, I know I don't know what all of the Brandon splinters are, but this is what I know for certain. Here are now the speculations:

1. There might be one that rights all the scenes with Kelsier
2. There might be one that makes sure all the other splinter's aren't idiots and keeps the books in context.
3. There might be one that comes up with all the magic systems.
4. There might be one that makes sure that all the other splinters are careful and don't get themselves killed.
5. There might be another splinter that Brandon's passion has killed
6. There also might be a splinter that writes all the scenes with the world hoppers.

These are my personal speculations of Brandon's splinters. Tell me what you think.

Spoiler

Many thanks to whoever wrote the Coppermind page on Shards. It was a great help.

Edit: Storming Ninja's trying to Ruin Perserve Harmonize my great meme

Edited November 10, 2020 by Shard of Reading

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Phew! Finally done. As far as I have seen, there are next to zero memes about Skyward, so I made some!

I also may or may not have been waiting to use this template for nearly a month, which I realized today fits perfectly with Skyward .

(Minor Spoilers for Skyward)

Spoiler

 

 

edit: I should probably mention that the lego M-bot was made by @Zath. Hope you don't mind me borrowing it!

Edited November 10, 2020 by Rosharan A.C.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

@Rosharan A.C., nice, that last one in particular made me laugh

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Hehe, I just made this one as well...

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

9 minutes ago, Rosharan A.C. said:

Honestly it took me way too long to get the joke 

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

3 minutes ago, The Awakened Salad said:

Honestly it took me way too long to get the joke 

Blast these cursed upvote limits. You always have the best posts right after I run out.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

I upvoted them for you.

Edited November 10, 2020 by Bearer of all agonies

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

18 minutes ago, Rosharan A.C. said:

Blast these cursed upvote limits. You always have the best posts right after I run out.

Heh, it’s becoming tradition 

10 minutes ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

I upvoted him for you.

Hey Bearer, I’d prefer if you used they/them when referring to me. Thank you!

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

12 hours ago, The Awakened Salad said:

Heh, it’s becoming tradition 

Hey Bearer, I’d prefer if you used they/them when referring to me. Thank you!

Ok. Sorry about that. My bad. 

Edited November 10, 2020 by Bearer of all agonies

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

someone please help I keep making memes and I can’t stop

Stormlight spoilers (I can’t remember which book this reveal is from, so proceed with caution) 

Spoiler

Secret History Spoilers

Spoiler

Well of Ascension Spoilers

Spoiler

 

Edited November 10, 2020 by The Awakened Salad
Forgot to add a meme

[Ishar]

35 minutes ago, The Awakened Salad said:

Stormlight spoilers (I can’t remember which book this reveal is from, so proceed with caution) 

  Hide contents

 

My takeaway from this meme is that Taln is Stick... Which makes about as much sense as any other stick related theory.

[Frustration]

2 minutes ago, More Cynical Than Funny said:

My eternal debates that include ships between characters

  Hide contents

 

 

 

All your ships are bad, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

on a side note, Welcome to the Shard.

[Frustration]

Just now, More Cynical Than Funny said:

Thanks Frustration I take this as a great honour! (Hoidadlin Kaladin+Hoid Szethadlin Szeth+Kaladin) 

Stop,

please

my faith in humanity!

It's dying!

Again!

[Frustration]

Just now, More Cynical Than Funny said:

How about Dockson and Kelsier?

Vin and Mash?

Ati and Rayse?

This violates the Eighth Amendment! 

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

3 minutes ago, More Cynical Than Funny said:

Ati and Rayse?

*cough* Ati and Leras *cough*

Welcome to the Shard!

Edited November 10, 2020 by The Awakened Salad

[Frustration]

1 minute ago, More Cynical Than Funny said:

What The Eighth Amendment says nothing about Gay ships in the Cosmere.

I'm being cyberbullied

Edited November 10, 2020 by Frustration

[Frustration]

1 minute ago, More Cynical Than Funny said:

No I'm just making stupid ships.

Which is cruel and unusual punishment! 

Edited November 10, 2020 by Frustration

[Aspiring Writer]

7 minutes ago, Frustration said:

Stop,

please

my faith in humanity!

It's dying!

Again!

My faith died long ago. Also, Kaadin and... Teft. Yes, that is the true gay ship. 

[Aspiring Writer]

Just now, More Cynical Than Funny said:

Kaladin does not need a girl he needs a man or to stay single

Syl disprove your statement. All hail Syl! Rock had the right idea worshipping her!

[Frustration]

1 minute ago, Aspiring Writer said:

My faith died long ago.

Mine to, but then I saw the amount of food my community donated and it was revived.

also @More Cynical Than Funny you can edit previous posts double posting is not well recieved.

[Frustration]

2 minutes ago, More Cynical Than Funny said:

 Mistborn Secret History spoilers

  Reveal hidden contents

 

 

 

3 minutes ago, More Cynical Than Funny said:

You have wise words Frustration. Thanks for the tip!

*facepalms* Why must you hurt me in this way?

Edited November 10, 2020 by Frustration

[Aspiring Writer]

Just now, Frustration said:

 

*facepalms*

You good buddy? That hope still revived? 

[Aspiring Writer]

Just now, More Cynical Than Funny said:

What!? The others where only Final Empire that is Secret History.

The memes were fine. That's not the reason for Facepalm of Frustration.