Sanderson Memes

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

I know someone who already has theirs. . . 

[+Doomstick he/him]

4 minutes ago, Ishar said:

I believe it depends on the publisher, but I think most publishers use EST. I don't know what Tor uses.

I see

[I Am A Fish he/him]

[Aspiring Writer]

4 minutes ago, More Cynical Than Funny said:

I'm hopefully the only one who deals with this. . .

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I bellieve if you tried o get your book 'singed' by him, you'd be arrested.

[Frustration]

Just now, Aspiring Writer said:

I bellieve if you tried o get your book 'singed' by him, you'd be arrested.

You would believe falsely.

[Ishar]

3 minutes ago, Aspiring Writer said:

I bellieve if you tried o get your book 'singed' by him, you'd be arrested.

Idk, if you supply the fire source he might do it. Edit: 'd

 

Edit 2: Why do I feel like @Frustration may have tried this, or seriously considered trying it?

Edited November 16, 2020 by Ishar

[Aspiring Writer]

1 minute ago, Frustration said:

You would believe falsely.

 

Just now, Ishar said:

Idk, if you supply the fire source he might do it.

Okay, he might do it, but he'd be arrested for having a fire hazard in a room full of books.

[Ishar]

Just now, Aspiring Writer said:

 

Okay, he might do it, but he'd be arrested for having a fire hazard in a room full of books.

Who said it would be in a room full of books?

[Aspiring Writer]

Just now, Ishar said:

Who said it would be in a room full of books?

Where else is he getting it signed?

[Ishar]

Just now, Aspiring Writer said:

Where else is he getting it signed?

But he isn't getting it signed, he is getting it singed

[Frustration]

2 minutes ago, Ishar said:

Idk, if you supply the fire source he might do it. Edit: 'd

 

Edit 2: Why do I feel like @Frustration may have tried this, or seriously considered trying it?

Let's just say that when males are isolated for extended periods of time their IQ sharply decreases.

[Ishar]

Anyway, my takeaway from this conversation is going to be asking Sanderson at the RoW launch party tomorrow if he would be willing to singe books for people.

[AonEne he/him]

Again. Guys. Take it to a status update or PM. 

[overlord stick]

Yes, please do that.

[Aspiring Writer]

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This is shockingly relevant.

[Aspiring Writer]

6 minutes ago, More Cynical Than Funny said:

Didn't Ene just say to stop this and get more on topic?

I also did not expect one typo to go this far with talking about Sanderson burning books!

 

It's a meme, so it gets a pass. Here's another meme.

 

Kelsier

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Edited November 16, 2020 by Aspiring Writer

[AonEne he/him]

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[Trutharchivist he/him]

22 minutes ago, More Cynical Than Funny said:

Kelsier reresection joke (edited version of my last one. I left it be so people who only have read Mistborn can read it Ene I'm not trying to double post)

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Sorry, I don't really know how to make memes, only want to point out

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he came back to life only after she died.

 

[Fezzik]

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Hehe. Stormlight Archive spoilers:

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[I Am A Fish he/him]

[overlord stick]

22 hours ago, Doomstick said:

Rhythm of War, Doom. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

1 hour ago, Empress Stick said:

Rhythm of War, Stick. 

I made that meme before it was out so it is valid, Pre.

[overlord stick]

8 minutes ago, Doomstick said:

I made that meme before it was out so it is valid, Stick.

Well IT IS VALID NO LONGER! I use my powers of empress-ness to declare it not-valid

[I Am A Fish he/him]

1 minute ago, Empress Stick said:

Well IT IS VALID NO LONGER! I use my powers of empress-ness to declare it not-valid

 

10 minutes ago, Doomstick said:

I made that meme before it was out so it is valid, Pre.

I don't wanna be that fish, but would you guys mind taking this to a PM?