The Procrastinating Against Homework (or anything else excluding reading Brandon) Guild!

[Lord Spirit he/him]

The official theme song of procrastinators:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PtdpI-D6mM

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

You guys know what's sad?!?

The fact that I'm now not allowed to come on the hard without finishing my schoolwork FIRST!

So I CAN'T PROCRASTINATE ANYMORE

T-T

IT'S SO SADDDD 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

12 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

You guys know what's sad?!?

The fact that I'm now not allowed to come on the hard without finishing my schoolwork FIRST!

So I CAN'T PROCRASTINATE ANYMORE

T-T

IT'S SO SADDDD

*gesp*

Join us on the Non-Procrastination Guild!

I'm sorry that's happening though.

[Immortal Platypus]

1 hour ago, Edema Rue said:

You lucky little goose

I just work better than thou. the defense is doomed. DOOMED I SAY!

[The Stormfather He/Him]

I'm supposed to be working on a research project that was assigned a week ago that I haven't worked on. YAY!!!

 

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

I had a creative writing project and I’m not doing it because I don’t know what to do for it.

[Procrastination she/her]

Do you have a prompt, or is it a free-write whatever? There are some threads in the Creator's Corner with good prompts if you need one.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

3 hours ago, Procrastination said:

Do you have a prompt, or is it a free-write whatever? There are some threads in the Creator's Corner with good prompts if you need one.

It’s a free-write thing, but it’s a story I’ve already started, but don’t want to write the ending before I’ve gotten too far in.

[strmblsd he/him]

cough cough should be studying for a test

 

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I literally just submitted a big ELA grade 3 minutes before it's due. This is a serious problem, it's going to be around 20% of my grade, and I started it yesterday. 

Edited April 24, 2024 by Pineap-spider
Just realized this is my 100th post. Woo!

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Just now, Pineap-spider said:

I literally just submitted a big ELA grade 3 minutes before it's due. This is a serious problem, it's going to be around 20% of my grade, and I started it yesterday. 

Relatable :,(

[ANHlittleinsane girl but gendern't mostly]

I DON;T WANNA DO MY HOMEWORK THE SENIORITIS IS SETTING IN I DON'T CARE ANYMORE

HEAR THAT TEACHERS

I DON'T CARE

I AM DONE

OFFICIALLY BURNT OUT STOP TELLING ME MY WRITING'S GOOD SO YOU CAN GUILT ME INTO CARING ABOUT A MILLION UNNECESSARY ASSIGNMENTS YOU CAN'T TRICK ME ANYMORE

I'VE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE

they assigned the essay last wednesday, it is due tomorrow, i have many regrets

running on adrenaline i am ready to fistfight whatever god isn't too cowardly to face me

hot take: geniuses are just people who can bs their way through assignments, and then edit them later so they're good. that's why all the "smart kids" play poki all day during class and no one stops them

i envy them it doesn't matter how beautiful my end results are that's my blood and tears smeared on a google doc and they have the nerve to say it's the same as something a "gifted kid" came up with in an hour

 

all love to them though, i'm friend's with most of the designated class geniuses

 

they're pretty chill tbh but i'm feeling angry today

Edited February 19, 2025 by alittleinsane

[Keke They/he]

2 hours ago, alittleinsane said:

I DON;T WANNA DO MY HOMEWORK THE SENIORITIS IS SETTING IN I DON'T CARE ANYMORE

HEAR THAT TEACHERS

I DON'T CARE

I AM DONE

OFFICIALLY BURNT OUT STOP TELLING ME MY WRITING'S GOOD SO YOU CAN GUILT ME INTO CARING ABOUT A MILLION UNNECESSARY ASSIGNMENTS YOU CAN'T TRICK ME ANYMORE

I'VE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE

they assigned the essay last wednesday, it is due tomorrow, i have many regrets

running on adrenaline i am ready to fistfight whatever god isn't too cowardly to face me

hot take: geniuses are just people who can bs their way through assignments, and then edit them later so they're good. that's why all the "smart kids" play poki all day during class and no one stops them

YES REAL 

1 hour ago, alittleinsane said:

i envy them it doesn't matter how beautiful my end results are that's my blood and tears smeared on a google doc and they have the nerve to say it's the same as something a "gifted kid" came up with in an hour

 

all love to them though, i'm friend's with most of the designated class geniuses

 

they're pretty chill tbh but i'm feeling angry today

Uh … *hug?* tbh i didnt process like half of that… *hugs???*

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

5 hours ago, alittleinsane said:

i envy them it doesn't matter how beautiful my end results are that's my blood and tears smeared on a google doc and they have the nerve to say it's the same as something a "gifted kid" came up with in an hour

 

all love to them though, i'm friend's with most of the designated class geniuses

 

they're pretty chill tbh but i'm feeling angry today

*mod hat on*
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5 hours ago, alittleinsane said:

I DON;T WANNA DO MY HOMEWORK THE SENIORITIS IS SETTING IN I DON'T CARE ANYMORE

 

*mod hat off* 
Very real, once senior year hits (especially second semester) all homework lowkey feels optional xD

[ANHlittleinsane girl but gendern't mostly]

Amagad my essay sucks ugh why

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

I did the unthinkable today and (gasp) did my Japanese homework I'd been procrastinating. TWO DAYS BEFORE ITS DUE. I think I've lost my mind, something must be wrong with me xD

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

12 minutes ago, #1 Taln Fan said:

I did the unthinkable today and (gasp) did my Japanese homework I'd been procrastinating. TWO DAYS BEFORE ITS DUE. I think I've lost my mind, something must be wrong with me xD

YAY 

[Going_North_cal]

Been high-key procrastinating shoving out chapter 12 of my book-

It's giving me such grief. Been playing KSP and Minecraft instead-

[Keke They/he]

Im procrastinating a lot.

reading-THREE BOOKS

finishing my English notes.

and 12… assignments…. 12!! When did twelve… eeehhh

hehhhh. Ok then

 

[ANHlittleinsane girl but gendern't mostly]

i dont

i dont want ot do it

no but yall know when you ask for an extension cause you were sick, get it, it's only like a 24 hr extension, and then realize, oh crem this is not a short assignment

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

rawr

i hate maths and i dont wanna do ittttt

also if anyone is good at algebra 1 hmu im crashing out

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

3 hours ago, Just-A-Stick said:

rawr

i hate maths and i dont wanna do ittttt

also if anyone is good at algebra 1 hmu im crashing out

I have no idea what algebra 1 is but I'm fairly good at algebra here; can I help?

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

6 hours ago, Just-A-Stick said:

rawr

i hate maths and i dont wanna do ittttt

also if anyone is good at algebra 1 hmu im crashing out

*hug*

I think I could help too if still needed

Done my fair share of math in the time

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

8 hours ago, Through the Living Ink said:

I have no idea what algebra 1 is but I'm fairly good at algebra here; can I help?

 

5 hours ago, Throw TheLiving Silverware said:

*hug*

I think I could help too if still needed

Done my fair share of math in the time

linear equations, converting to slope-intercept form, slope formulas, and graphing said slopes

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

14 hours ago, Just-A-Stick said:

 

linear equations, converting to slope-intercept form, slope formulas, and graphing said slopes

Yeah this is right up my alley

If a bit far behind

Tell me when and how you prefer to do it