Kidpen he/him Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 Granted, but you Nahel bond with Sadeas. I wish to have Oculator powers.
Gancho Libre he/him Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 Granted, but you grow another mustache. I wish for Nightblood.
Ashspren Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 41 minutes ago, Gancho Libre said: Granted, but you grow another mustache. I wish for Nightblood. Granted, but you become evil. Nightblood has no choice but to destroy you. I wish to be a dragon!
Gancho Libre he/him Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 it is inside your nose. granted, but you're also declawed and fireless.
Kidpen he/him Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 Still not a bane. I wish for more mustaches. I don't care where.
ScarletSabre he/him Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 Granted, but the mustaches grow from every pore of your body, interlocking like scales and making you as hairy as Chewbacca. I wish for more time to read and relax in the day
The Young Pyromancer he/him Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 Granted. You have insomnia. You can read at night. I wish there was other people.
AonEne he/him Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 Granted. Because there ARE other people. But now you are stuck forever out in public, never given any privacy. I wish for ice cream. (Kidpen is rubbing off on me, ice cream is delicious.) But not spiked ice cream, or anything like that.
Gancho Libre he/him Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 Granted, but it is only PISTACHIO!! I wish for the shard of Honor.
AonEne he/him Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 Granted, but its Intent corrupts you to the point where you only help those who have won awards for being honorable. I wish I didn't have to go to math class.
InvertShard he/him Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 Granted but you cannot have a job that requires for you to think. Life before death, Strength before weakness, Journey before destination. I will unite instead of divide. For my boon I wish to be a Bondsmith of the Nightwatcher.
The Young Pyromancer he/him Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 5 hours ago, AonEne said: Granted. Because there ARE other people. But now you are stuck forever out in public, never given any privacy. I wish for ice cream. (Kidpen is rubbing off on me, ice cream is delicious.) But not spiked ice cream, or anything like that. I had a boon that made everyone else disappear. 19 minutes ago, InvertShard said: Granted but you cannot have a job that requires for you to think. Life before death, Strength before weakness, Journey before destination. I will unite instead of divide. For my boon I wish to be a Bondsmith of the Nightwatcher. Granted. You mess up the storyline on Roshar, and Odium wins. He spares you and the Nightwatcher, and you must watch as Odium murders all your favorite Rosharans, going on to paint a streak havoc across the Cosmere before Harmony finally stops him. I wish I could change people's ability scores above 20.
BitBitio he/him Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 Granted. You can change them to 20.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001. I wish for upvotes. (It worked last time.) 1
The Young Pyromancer he/him Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 Granted. You have a certain amount of upvotes that you can give to others per day. I wish for there to be no maximum on how high I can change people's ability scores.
Kidpen he/him Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 Granted. However, the minimum is now 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000. This makes for very boring games. I wish everybody would get mustache pics.
The Young Pyromancer he/him Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 Heh... That's what you get for not reading up on the thread! I can change people's ability scores in real life! I now have Google to the Google-eth power Google times Constitution, Dex, Strength, and Charisma! (I didn't want to potentially alter my personality) I am more powerful than the Lord Ruler, and everyone must obey me! I didn't even have to wish for ultimate power! MUAHAHAHA!!!
Kidpen he/him Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 shoot, I've made a huge mistake I change my wish to wishing Pyro's wish is undone.
The Young Pyromancer he/him Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 (edited) Granted. Now my minimum is -10000. LOL And I compel all of you not wishing anything that I would consider harmful to me, or granting any banes that I would consider hard for me. Even the nightwatcher must obey me.... I wish to be unable to die from old age, or any other age related conditions. Oh, and Kidpen, for helping me like that, I will grant you 10,000 constitution and strength, and make you my right-hand-man. Edited April 25, 2018 by TheYoungPyromancer
+ElephantEarwax he/him Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 Granted. Instead you die from from Kidpen Strangling you. I wish for pizzas.
The Young Pyromancer he/him Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 (edited) Hey! That is against my magical compulsion. You can't do that! Also I have near-infinite con and dex, so he couldn't hurt me if he tried. He couldn't even GRAB me! If I am too OP, I could just not wish anymore and be your (semi)benevolent overlord... Edited April 25, 2018 by TheYoungPyromancer
Kidpen he/him Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 Elephant Earwax has hemalurgic resistance to persuasion. Granted. Hawaiian pizza's. I wish for olive and pepperoni and ranch and nothing else pizza's.
The Young Pyromancer he/him Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 It isn't magical persuasion! It's regular persuasion! Oh, and you are welcome Kidpen.
AonEne he/him Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 Granted. They fall out of the sky on your head. @TheYoungPyromancer, I think Kidpen is a she. I wish Pyromancer's boons and banes were all taken away, and he/she was unable to ever wish for them back.
Kidpen he/him Posted April 25, 2018 Posted April 25, 2018 Granted. However, I still have my powers. FEAR MEEEEE!!!! I wish no one would wish my powers away. I don't care what pronouns you use for me.
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