Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Sparkrunner he/him]

Just now, Shadowmancer said:

wish to be able to wake up well rested every morning.

Granted. You wake up well rested every morning. Every Morning. Morning as in exactly 6:00 AM. IN EVERY TIMEZONE MWA HA HA

Every hour you fall asleep and wake up.

I wish for a fish on my fish wish dish.

[Stormsurfer]

50 minutes ago, Roadwalker said:

Granted. You wake up well rested every morning. Every Morning. Morning as in exactly 6:00 AM. IN EVERY TIMEZONE MWA HA HA

Every hour you fall asleep and wake up.

I wish for a fish on my fish wish dish.

Granted you get your fish on your dish but it is alive and you can't kill it

I wish to be able to eat whatever I want and never gain weight

[Steeldancer he/him]

7 minutes ago, Stormsurfer said:

Granted you get your fish on your dish but it is alive and you can't kill it

I wish to be able to eat whatever I want and never gain weight

Some of us already have that ability. Yet it is a curse. 

You don't gain weight. But the negative effects of the food beyond weight remain. As for your curse, you gain an incurable scratch on that part of your back that you can't reach. And no backstretch seems to do the job. 

I wish for a better understanding of my faults. 

[Nathrangking he/him]

14 minutes ago, Flash said:

Some of us already have that ability. Yet it is a curse. 

You don't gain weight. But the negative effects of the food beyond weight remain. As for your curse, you gain an incurable scratch on that part of your back that you can't reach. And no backstretch seems to do the job. 

I wish for a better understanding of my faults. 

Granted, but they are so many that you are driven into insanity.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish for all of my faults to disappear. 

[Sparkrunner he/him]

11 minutes ago, Nathrangking said:

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish for all of my faults to disappear. 

Your eyes, nostrils, mouth, ears, pores, AHEM all disappear.

I wish for headphones that work.

[signspace13 he/him]

21 minutes ago, Roadwalker said:

Your eyes, nostrils, mouth, ears, pores, AHEM all disappear.

I wish for headphones that work.

Granted but they only work at the loudest possible volume

I wish for A mistborn Anime done by Studio Bones.

[Nathrangking he/him]

1 hour ago, signspace13 said:

Granted but they only work at the loudest possible volume

I wish for A mistborn Anime done by Studio Bones.

Granted, but you are blinded so you cannot read it.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to have the power control the weather.

[DrakeMarshall he/him]

6 hours ago, Stormsurfer said:

Granted you get your fish on your dish but it is alive and you can't kill it

Which is alive? The fish, or the dish? 

4 hours ago, Nathrangking said:

Granted, but you are blinded so you cannot read it.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to have the power control the weather.

Granted. You are now Rob McKenna, the rain god.

Your bane is that you have to pick up Arthur Dent on the side of a road.

 

I wish for a dish on a fish.

[Shqueeves]

Granted. The nightwatcher, confused, gives you a fish with a dish on top. Your bane is that you are constantly plagued with the feeling that you've forgotten something important. 

I wish to be a full feruchemist.

[Stormsurfer]

3 hours ago, Shqueeves said:

Granted. The nightwatcher, confused, gives you a fish with a dish on top. Your bane is that you are constantly plagued with the feeling that you've forgotten something important. 

I wish to be a full feruchemist.

Granted however your bane is that you lose some of your life force whenever you use your feruchemist abilities.

I wish to be a full mistborn

[Ciridae]

20 minutes ago, Stormsurfer said:

Granted however your bane is that you lose some of your life force whenever you use your feruchemist abilities.

I wish to be a full mistborn

Granted, but you immediately forget that you have the powers and are basically stuck like Vin at the beginning of TFE, because why would you swallow metal flakes? That would be crazy.

I wish for a week of sunshine in this unfairly cold and rainy summer.

[Nathrangking he/him]

1 hour ago, Ciridae said:

Granted, but you immediately forget that you have the powers and are basically stuck like Vin at the beginning of TFE, because why would you swallow metal flakes? That would be crazy.

I wish for a week of sunshine in this unfairly cold and rainy summer.

Granted, but during that week there will only be sunshine and as a result billions will get sick from sleep deprivation.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish that I and all of my friends and family would become immortal.

[Sparkrunner he/him]

2 hours ago, Nathrangking said:

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish that I and all of my friends and family would become immortal.

Granted. Shoulda asked for invincibility or eternal youth, though

I wish for the people in this thread to start giving much funnier, more creative answers.

[Nathrangking he/him]

2 hours ago, Roadwalker said:

Granted. Shoulda asked for invincibility or eternal youth, though

I wish for the people in this thread to start giving much funnier, more creative answers.

Granted. Now everyone on this thread, but you have far more creative answers.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to have a mind like a steel trap.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

1 hour ago, Nathrangking said:

Granted. Now everyone on this thread, but you have far more creative answers.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to have a mind like a steel trap.

Granted, you can now remember everything you have ever done, but the bad/embarrassing things you have done are whispered in your mind permanently.

I wish for unlimited birthday cakes.

Edited August 18, 2017 by ElephantEarwax
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[Nathrangking he/him]

13 minutes ago, ElephantEarwax said:

Granted, you can now remember everything you have ever done, but the bad/embarrassing things you have done are whispered in your mind permanently.

I wish for unlimited birthday cakes.

Granted , but they taste like ash.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to be supreme master of the cosmere.

[Sparkrunner he/him]

Granted. The cosmere is a book series. You now sit in your room and order the words in the pages to rearrange themselves.

(You look kinda silly.)

I wish for world peace.

[Nathrangking he/him]

1 minute ago, Roadwalker said:

Granted. The cosmere is a book series. You now sit in your room and order the words in the pages to rearrange themselves.

(You look kinda silly.)

I wish for world peace.

Granted, Everyone in the world gets  a piece of pie.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to be omniscient.

[kenod]

1 hour ago, Nathrangking said:

Granted, Everyone in the world gets  a piece of pie.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to be omniscient.

Granted. As your bane you are transported to a reality containing a single hydrogen atom. You now know everything about this reality.
I wish that I had an army of sentient foxes.

[King Cole he/him]

2 minutes ago, kenod said:

Granted. As your bane you are transported to a reality containing a single hydrogen atom. You now know everything about this reality.
I wish that I had an army of sentient foxes.

Granted. Your bane is that you are not in control of that army. 

I wish that I could time travel

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

17 minutes ago, King Cole said:

Granted. Your bane is that you are not in control of that army. 

I wish that I could time travel

Granted. You can time travel, but you can not remember what time period you came from or who you are.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to have everything I eat taste good and be healthy.

[King Cole he/him]

Just now, ElephantEarwax said:

Granted. You can time travel, but you can not remember what time period you came from or who you are.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to have everything I eat taste good and be healthy.

Granted. You can't taste anything

I wish for immortality

[FiveLate]

5 minutes ago, King Cole said:

Granted. You can't taste anything

I wish for immortality

Granted, you will forever be remembered in history as the person who forgot the word physical. 

I wish for a donut, still warm with glazing.

Edited August 18, 2017 by FiveLate

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

1 minute ago, FiveLate said:

Granted, you will forever be remembered in history as the person who forgot the word physical. 

I wish for a donut, still warm with glazing.

Granted, but you cannot eat it.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish for a donut I can eat. 

[FiveLate]

1 minute ago, ElephantEarwax said:

Granted, but you cannot eat it.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish for a donut I can eat. 

Granted but it is a fruitcake donut over 100years old.

I wish someone had caught my donut wish reference!