Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Unintelligenius he/him]

2 hours ago, First of the Tide said:

Granted. You understand everything that you read. However, you are blind.

I wish to have a carrot cake and eat it too.

Granted. The carrot cake is poisoned.

I wish for some ice cold water.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Wasing of Want said:

Granted. The carrot cake is poisoned.

I wish for some ice cold water.

(boooo not another poisoned food bane)

Granted. It's quite nice. Very refreshing. You feel like you can take on the world. In fact, why live so carefully? Take some risks, be more daring. You should buy a motorcycle. Why use a helmet when you can feel the wind in your face? Why follow the meaningless lines on the road, when you can be free. That water was the best thing that has ever happened to you. Like washing away dirt in a shower, you could feel the shackles of "society" and "regulations" fall away to the lightness of "freedom" and "disregard for personal safety." It will be an amazing feeling, almost offset by the open body wounds you will somehow accumulate. How would those get there? Doesn't matter. You feel so good, you might even take a sip of the water.

I wish for prodigious musical talent

[Keke They/he]

18 hours ago, Ookla the Seas said:

(boooo not another poisoned food bane)

Granted. It's quite nice. Very refreshing. You feel like you can take on the world. In fact, why live so carefully? Take some risks, be more daring. You should buy a motorcycle. Why use a helmet when you can feel the wind in your face? Why follow the meaningless lines on the road, when you can be free. That water was the best thing that has ever happened to you. Like washing away dirt in a shower, you could feel the shackles of "society" and "regulations" fall away to the lightness of "freedom" and "disregard for personal safety." It will be an amazing feeling, almost offset by the open body wounds you will somehow accumulate. How would those get there? Doesn't matter. You feel so good, you might even take a sip of the water.

I wish for prodigious musical talent

Granted. But you get whatever side effect of the instrument. Percussion- tendonitus or carpel tunnel. Guitar- those lines in your finger constantly that hurt. Violin- shoulder and neck cramps

i wish for nothing

Edited December 10, 2025 by Ookla The Kintsukuroi

[ThroughTheLivingIlliterate He/Him]

30 minutes ago, Ookla The Kintsukuroi said:

Granted. But you get whatever side effect of the instrument. Percussion- tendonitus or carpel tunnel. Guitar- those lines in your finger constantly that hurt. Violin- shoulder and neck cramps

i wish for nothing

Granted. All of your possessions have been taken from you. At some point starvation and dehydration may become a problem.

I wish for the ability to avoid the consequences of my bane.

Edited December 10, 2025 by IlliterateDragon

[Keke They/he]

3 minutes ago, IlliterateDragon said:

Granted. All of your possessions have been taken from you. At some point starvation and dehydration may become a problem.

I wish for the ability to avoid the consequences of my bane.

Granted your bane was good luck but now you advoid all the things related to good luck

i wish for the effects of my last bane to be undone so i have stuff back

[First of the Tide He/him]

20 minutes ago, Ookla The Kintsukuroi said:

Granted your bane was good luck but now you advoid all the things related to good luck

i wish for the effects of my last bane to be undone so i have stuff back

Granted. you have all the backs of your stuff (chair backs, shirt backs, backs of books, etc)

I wish Moash bonded Syl. (How you gonna bane something already so terrible)

[Keke They/he]

Just now, First of the Tide said:

Granted. you have all the backs of your stuff (chair backs, shirt backs, backs of books, etc)

I wish Moash bonded Syl. (How you gonna bane something already so terrible)

Granted….. you are now an enemy of every world country and fbi are on their way to your door. Your bloodline will end today. 

I wish for the fronts of all my things

[First of the Tide He/him]

Just now, Ookla The Kintsukuroi said:

Granted….. you are now an enemy of every world country and fbi are on their way to your door. Your bloodline will end today. 

I wish for the fronts of all my things

Granted. you are now backwards, and so the backs appear to be fronts.

I wish to escape the ppl hunting me

[ThroughTheLivingIlliterate He/Him]

1 minute ago, First of the Tide said:

Granted. you are now backwards, and so the backs appear to be fronts.

I wish to escape the ppl hunting me

Granted. You now live in a box that no one can access, and that you can't get out of.

I wish to be a bloodmaker.

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1 hour ago, IlliterateDragon said:

Granted. You now live in a box that no one can access, and that you can't get out of.

I wish to be a bloodmaker.

Granted, but you have cancer, so when you heal yourself you make yourself sicker.

 

I wish to have one good night's sleep within the next five days.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

37 minutes ago, Ookla the Knight said:

Granted, but you have cancer, so when you heal yourself you make yourself sicker.

 

I wish to have one good night's sleep within the next five days.

Granted. Every day from now on, you'll be speaking in a different language from the moment you wake up.

 

I wish for the sixth of February.

[First of the Tide He/him]

Granted. All holidays are now instead the sixth of Febuary, but only for you. For example: It's Halloween. everyone is dressed up and asking for candy. when you ask for candy in your awesome The Stick costume, they treat you like they would treat people who tried to do that on the sixth of Febuary. maybe with a musket, who knows?

I wish to have the wish of the person after the one who responds to me, without the bane.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

37 minutes ago, First of the Tide said:

Granted. All holidays are now instead the sixth of Febuary, but only for you. For example: It's Halloween. everyone is dressed up and asking for candy. when you ask for candy in your awesome The Stick costume, they treat you like they would treat people who tried to do that on the sixth of Febuary. maybe with a musket, who knows?

I wish to have the wish of the person after the one who responds to me, without the bane.

Granted. Bane isn't there. Everyone else is though. Good luck man

I wish that the person granting this wish will wish that they're transported to the Absolute Batman universe, but Bane is actually a really swell guy and helps protect you

[Unintelligenius he/him]

2 hours ago, Ookla the Seas said:

Granted. Bane isn't there. Everyone else is though. Good luck man

I wish that the person granting this wish will wish that they're transported to the Absolute Batman universe, but Bane is actually a really swell guy and helps protect you

Granted. A portal opens below you and you are teleported to the Absolute Batman Universe Version 10C6 where everyone is trying to kill you, including Batman.

I wish that I'm transported to the Absolute Batman universe, but Bane is actually a really swell guy and helps protect me.

[First of the Tide He/him]

Granted. You appear somewhere in the middle of the ocean, on that alterEarth.

I wish to use @Ookla the Seas as a boat, so as to not drown.

[DrakeMarshall he/him]

Granted, you are now using Ookla the Seas as a boat.

However, you should've probably tried using Ookla the Boat as a boat instead. The seas are made of water, and while water can be used for many things, a watery boat is not recommended for a good time.

Cursed for your hubris you sink beneath the waves, thus bringing upon yourself the very fate you so desperately sought to avoid. On the bright side, your story lives on, and Roshar reinvents the greek tragedy genre.

I wish earth had two moons.

Edited December 11, 2025 by DrakeMarshall

[Myst He/Him]

15 minutes ago, DrakeMarshall said:

Granted, you are now using Ookla the Seas as a boat.

However, you should've probably tried using Ookla the Boat as a boat instead. The seas are made of water, and while water can be used for many things, a watery boat is not recommended for a good time.

Cursed for your hubris you sink beneath the waves, thus bringing upon yourself the very fate you so desperately sought to avoid. On the bright side, your story lives on, and Roshar reinvents the greek tragedy genre.

I wish earth had two moons.

Granted, Australia rises out of the sea and takes its place as a moon, killing all the people on Australia due to lack of air in space. The ascent also causes tidal waves and tsunamis to wreck the coasts. The second moon also wrecks with the tides.

I wish for Bane, except he’s a nice guy who wants to protect me

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

14 hours ago, Ookla the Broken said:

Granted, Australia rises out of the sea and takes its place as a moon, killing all the people on Australia due to lack of air in space. The ascent also causes tidal waves and tsunamis to wreck the coasts. The second moon also wrecks with the tides.

I wish for Bane, except he’s a nice guy who wants to protect me

Granted. But now Zane is chasing you and wants to kill you.

 

I wish they would would remake the original Trigun anime to be basically the same but include Tesla, and have just as good writing and voice acting as the original.

[ThroughTheLivingIlliterate He/Him]

20 hours ago, Ookla the Knight said:

Granted. But now Zane is chasing you and wants to kill you.

 

I wish they would would remake the original Trigun anime to be basically the same but include Tesla, and have just as good writing and voice acting as the original.

Granted. But the price is your life, so you will never be able to experience it.

I wish to have the ability to win a basketball game this season.

[First of the Tide He/him]

Just now, IlliterateDragon said:

Granted. But the price is your life, so you will never be able to experience it.

I wish to have the ability to win a basketball game this season.

Granted. You have that ability(theorhetically). Unfortunately,you cannot attend since you are teleported to the middle of the ocean in the Absolute Batman Universe. But hey, at least you could win some basketball over there, right?

I wish more people would respond to my shard combos(all 65535) thread.

[ThroughTheLivingIlliterate He/Him]

Just now, First of the Tide said:

Granted. You have that ability(theorhetically). Unfortunately,you cannot attend since you are teleported to the middle of the ocean in the Absolute Batman Universe. But hey, at least you could win some basketball over there, right?

I wish more people would respond to my shard combos(all 65535) thread.

Granted. I will try to do that, your bane is that it's probably not going to be very good.

 I wish to know what the Absolute Batman Universe is.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted.

Spoiler

Batman has a living and loving mother. They are dirt broke. Batman is huge and is built like a fridge, and his chest symbol is a square and also is an actual axe. He also uses guns. The villains are scaled up proportionately and are horrifying. Alfred is a government agent that was sent to kill batman.
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uhhh the bane is that all your food is soggy now

I wish there were snack-sized drink cans so you're not drowning in soda when you just ate a bag of chips or something

[Unintelligenius he/him]

2 hours ago, Ookla the Seas said:

uhhh the bane is that all your food is soggy now

I wish there were snack-sized drink cans so you're not drowning in soda when you just ate a bag of chips or something

Granted. You trip into a puddle of soda and drown.

I wish for a telescope.

[First of the Tide He/him]

4 hours ago, Ookla the Wasing of Want said:

Granted. You trip into a puddle of soda and drown.

I wish for a telescope.

Granted. You get a telescope. And also alot of telemarketers constantly trying to sell you crullers. (telescones)

I wish for an unsharpened Scimitar in a very secure, and not harmful in anyway, box

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

4 hours ago, First of the Tide said:

Granted. You get a telescope. And also alot of telemarketers constantly trying to sell you crullers. (telescones)

I wish for an unsharpened Scimitar in a very secure, and not harmful in anyway, box

Granted. You leave the box out on the street and accidentally cause a car crash when people drive into it. 

I wish to be able to control the weather.