Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. You can do anything you want whenever you want to, after waiting a year now instead of a month.

I wish for my food to cook faster, but for it not to burn and have it be completely normal, but just done sooner.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Granted. But unfortunately, you realize you are now severely allergic to Food. So you can't eat any of it.

I wish for a cool bird feather.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, you can't let go of it.

I wish to stop feeling so tired

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Granted! You stop feeling tired, but your body keeps moving sluggishly as if it were tired!

I wish for an actually accurate Tableture for guitar.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Granted, but you no longer are able to play any instruments

I wish I had more time for the shard

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. You are no longer capable of sleeping, however.

I wish I understood vector calculus better.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

You do! But suddenly Vector Calculus Calculators™  exist, so your knowledge is pointless.

I wish for a straw. Plastic, if possible. Wrapped in a beautiful little paper. White paper.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

9 minutes ago, The Great Wyver said:

You do! But suddenly Vector Calculus Calculators™  exist, so your knowledge is pointless.

I wish for a straw. Plastic, if possible. Wrapped in a beautiful little paper. White paper.

You get a straw. It is not plastic. Plastic is not possible. It is metal.

I wish for my writers block to go away

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

It does! You threw your Writer's block away. There goes all your story ideas, because you wrote them all on a little toy block.

I wish for a cool bag (small, 3ft tall)

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

20 hours ago, Soulbinder said:

Granted. You are no longer capable of sleeping, however

As if I ever did

31 minutes ago, The Great Wyver said:

It does! You threw your Writer's block away. There goes all your story ideas, because you wrote them all on a little toy block.

I wish for a cool bag (small, 3ft tall)

it’s full of explosives. They explode you and the bag 

I wish for whoever posts next to have tentacles replace their teeth

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

2 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

As if I ever did

it’s full of explosives. They explode you and the bag 

I wish for whoever posts next to have tentacles replace their teeth

Granted. I wanted that anyways. Your face is now a giant floating eye.

I wish for five cents!

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

You get five cents! In a couple centuries, of course.  I hope you aren't impatient!

I wish for a nonexplosiver invicible immortal always loyal to @The Great Wyver pet lizard.

[Soulbinder she/her]

2 hours ago, The Great Wyver said:

You do! But suddenly Vector Calculus Calculators™  exist, so your knowledge is pointless.

Hey, I see that as an absolute win.

1 hour ago, The Great Wyver said:

I wish for a nonexplosiver invicible immortal always loyal to @The Great Wyver pet lizard.

Granted. However, it is very stupid and never understands what you want, so it tends to end up doing the opposite of whatever you ask it to do.

I wish for a ghost duck.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

47 minutes ago, Soulbinder said:

Hey, I see that as an absolute win.

Granted. However, it is very stupid and never understands what you want, so it tends to end up doing the opposite of whatever you ask it to do.

I wish for a ghost duck.

Granted. You now have a ghost duck that is always following you, but you can't see, communicate with, or do anything at all with it.

I wish for a duck.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. You now have a duck that is always following you. You can see and communicate with it, but it's always out of frame and refuses to talk back to you. Sometimes it will make gobbling noises but when you turn around it's already gone. It get's old really quick.

I wish for a good book that I can read WITHOUT worrying about plot holes or inconsistencies or nonsensical British author vocabulary

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

17 minutes ago, AltonicKeys said:

Granted. You now have a duck that is always following you. You can see and communicate with it, but it's always out of frame and refuses to talk back to you. Sometimes it will make gobbling noises but when you turn around it's already gone. It get's old really quick.

I wish for a good book that I can read WITHOUT worrying about plot holes or inconsistencies or nonsensical British author vocabulary

Granted, however, it is a 551 chapter long web novel translated from Korean that wraps up ever single question you have ever had in the beginning by the time it’s finished. It’s called ORV, ORV.pages.dev/stories/orv

I wish more people could read ORV with me

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. I add this to my ever-growing reading list. I don't read very much though. See you in a few years.

I wish for a better attention span specifically for reading

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted! However, this attention span only applies to specifically reading instruction manuals for refrigerators.

I wish for a stick.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

9 hours ago, Soulbinder said:

Granted! However, this attention span only applies to specifically reading instruction manuals for refrigerators.

I wish for a stick.

Granted. The stick is stuck in a 1000 by 1000 foot block of solid cement.

I wish for the power of levitation.

[Belandrius Ohhmar He/Him]

1 minute ago, Uninteligenius said:

Granted. The stick is stuck in a 1000 by 1000 foot block of solid cement.

I wish for the power of levitation.

Granted you can levitate but it happen randomly and you have no control over it it could also stop randomly while you are midair causing you to fall.

I wish for the power to instantly finish all schoolwork with correct answears, legible handwriting, and my teache likes me so that they will not purposeful give me a bad grade.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. However, your speed arouses suspicion and you get in trouble for cheating.

I wish for a NERF gun wielding hyperintelligent bunny army that follows my every command. For reasons.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 minutes ago, Soulbinder said:

Granted. However, your speed arouses suspicion and you get in trouble for cheating.

I wish for a NERF gun wielding hyperintelligent bunny army that follows my every command. For reasons.

Granted. How ever, they are all suicidal glass canons.

I wish for an army of Kim dokjas

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. They turn against you because you are not part of the narrative and thus you are a wrench in their plans. And then they turn against themselves because they're not supposed to be here either.

I wish for laser eye beams like Cyclops from X-Men (but they're actual lasers and not stupid punch dimension energy) (being blind is a justifiable trade-off for laser eyes)

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

You do! Except its the future with genetically-modified everything against laser eyes, so it's pointless to shoot lasers at stuff.

I wish Acoustic Gutiars could be fretted more easily.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

21 hours ago, The Great Wyver said:

You do! Except its the future with genetically-modified everything against laser eyes, so it's pointless to shoot lasers at stuff.

I wish Acoustic Gutiars could be fretted more easily.

Granted. They keep fretting over the stupidest things

I wish to feel something other than amusement and vague pity watching my school’s football team lose every game (at least this year there have been 2 games we lost by LESS than 50 points. Last season there was only one…)