Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

2 minutes ago, Broken Aether said:

Granted, you now experience your life different parts at a time… However, you experience time linearly, and so the different “parts” are just the next second. So nothing changes

I wish to have a slice of pizza, try and mess that up : )

Granted but the pepperoni is slices of your best friends arm. Done! :3

i wish to be hatsune miku

Edited November 17, 2025 by Honors ghost

[al_lan_mandragoran]

@IlliterateDragon - nice member title/description

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It's time to toss the dice.

 

[Oookla the Murdery he/him]

On 11/17/2025 at 6:32 PM, Honors ghost said:

Granted but the pepperoni is slices of your best friends arm. Done! :3

i wish to be hatsune miku

Granted, but literally every simp finds your address and harasses you.

I wish to get a promotion from my current NASA engineering job. 

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

3 minutes ago, Willshaperhonorbearer said:

Granted, but literally every simp finds your address and harasses you.

I wish to get a promotion from my current NASA engineering job. 

Nooooooooo you get a promotion but you get promoted to working in an office and you file taxes all day long

i wish for books like a lot of them

[Oookla the Murdery he/him]

21 minutes ago, Honors ghost said:

Nooooooooo you get a promotion but you get promoted to working in an office and you file taxes all day long

i wish for books like a lot of them

ཡིན་ནའང་དེབ་རེ་རེ་བཞིན་སྐད་ཡིག་འདིའི་ཐོག་བྲིས་ཡོད།

I wish to be a super hero.

Edit:

I liked that one. I feel proud.

Edited November 24, 2025 by Willshaperhonorbearer
cuz i forgot to add it

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

3 minutes ago, Willshaperhonorbearer said:

ཡིན་ནའང་དེབ་རེ་རེ་བཞིན་སྐད་ཡིག་འདིའི་ཐོག་བྲིས་ཡོད།

I wish to be a super hero.

Edit:

I liked that one. I feel proud.

Nice well not but that was cool. 
 

your ability is you have a rly good sense of smell but other than that you are entirely normal

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

On 11/24/2025 at 8:40 PM, Ookla The Vessel Of Honor said:

Nice well not but that was cool. 
 

your ability is you have a rly good sense of smell but other than that you are entirely normal

You didn't wish for anything. So the Nightwatcher grants you nothingness as a wish. As in, she destroys you and you aren't existing anymore, not even in the Beyond.

For your bane, the Nightwatcher reverses this. She sentences you to life.

 

I wish for my anxiety to go away.

Edited November 26, 2025 by Ookla the Nearly Free
Originally put "sentences to live again", but this is better and thank software gods for the edit function because i always think of those things 2 ms after sending

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

On 11/26/2025 at 11:03 PM, Ookla the Nearly Free said:

You didn't wish for anything. So the Nightwatcher grants you nothingness as a wish. As in, she destroys you and you aren't existing anymore, not even in the Beyond.

For your bane, the Nightwatcher reverses this. She sentences you to life.

 

I wish for my anxiety to go away.

Your anxiety goes away. You are now depressed.

I wish for a relaxing bubble bath.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. It is quite relaxed. If you step into it it will get really uncomfortable. It won't share any of its good mood with you. But whatever, net happiness in the world and all that.

I wish people would stop being butt faces to minimum wage workers (me)

[Myst He/Him]

Just now, Ookla the Seas said:

Granted. It is quite relaxed. If you step into it it will get really uncomfortable. It won't share any of its good mood with you. But whatever, net happiness in the world and all that.

I wish people would stop being butt faces to minimum wage workers (me)

Granted, instead they will be inclusive and do it to every, including you, except for the minimum wage workers. When you aren’t doing your shift, then they start.

I wish for a bottle of dehydrated air.

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

you get an airtight bottle containing oxygen, nitrogen, argon, blah blah blah. no water. 

I wish for 100 rep points.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

21 hours ago, Ookla the Nine-Fingered said:

you get an airtight bottle containing oxygen, nitrogen, argon, blah blah blah. no water. 

I wish for 100 rep points.

The negative rep system is brought back specifically for you. Well done!

I wish for world peace

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

2 hours ago, Ookla the Perpetually Disc said:

The negative rep system is brought back specifically for you. Well done!

I wish for world peace

Roshar is now completely peaceful. 

I wish for another finger

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. Random strangers on the street now give you a finger. Depending on your culture, it can be a really upsetting finger. Maybe getting a finger isn't that great.

I wish I can eat paint

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Seas said:

Granted. Random strangers on the street now give you a finger. Depending on your culture, it can be a really upsetting finger. Maybe getting a finger isn't that great.

I wish I can eat paint

Granted. You can eat it, but you just get really sick when you do.

I wish I could be impervious to poison.

[First of the Tide He/him]

Granted. Nothing poisonous to dogs may come in contact with you.

I wish to meet The Stick.

[Myst He/Him]

2 minutes ago, First of the Tide said:

Granted. Nothing poisonous to dogs may come in contact with you.

I wish to meet The Stick.

Granted, you meet a wrestler who’s stage name is, “The Stick” 

I wish to glow(Like Lopen)

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Broken said:

Granted, you meet a wrestler who’s stage name is, “The Stick” 

I wish to glow(Like Lopen)

Granted. Nothing changes. All humans are bioluminescent, but too faintly to be detected by the naked eye.

I wish to be able to shapeshift.

[Myst He/Him]

28 minutes ago, Ookla the Perpetually Disc said:

Granted. Nothing changes. All humans are bioluminescent, but too faintly to be detected by the naked eye.

I wish to be able to shapeshift.

Granted, as you get older, you will gradually shapeshift into a different person.(I’m making some assumptions right now)

I wish for a eyepatch

[AltonicKeys he/him]

On 12/5/2025 at 11:29 PM, Ookla the Broken said:

Granted, as you get older, you will gradually shapeshift into a different person.(I’m making some assumptions right now)

I wish for a eyepatch

Granted. You get an eye patch. Your eye is fine, the patch isn't stuck to your face, or any other cruel curse. It's just an eye patch. Maybe a little low quality, it doesn't fit quite right, but it's just an ordinary eye patch.
However, I did steal it from the novelty shop, along with several other doodads. The trail leads back to you. And the bloodthirsty novelty workers have some pretty novel hunting techniques. Best of luck my friend.

I wish I had more motivation to finish all my projects

[DrakeMarshall he/him]

28 minutes ago, Ookla the Seas said:

Granted. You get an eye patch. Your eye is fine, the patch isn't stuck to your face, or any other cruel curse. It's just an eye patch. Maybe a little low quality, it doesn't fit quite right, but it's just an ordinary eye patch.
However, I did steal it from the novelty shop, along with several other doodads. The trail leads back to you. And the bloodthirsty novelty workers have some pretty novel hunting techniques. Best of luck my friend.

I wish I had more motivation to finish all my projects

Granted. You have enough motivation to finish all of your projects.

But all at once. You're never motivated to do just one project at a time, you always have totally equal amounts of motivation for every project, so you can never decide which one to actually work on.

I wish for one wish. With my new wish, I wish for one wish. With my new wish, I wish for one wish. Ad infinitum.

[First of the Tide He/him]

Granted. You are given one DVD copy of the movie Wish. you attempt to use this to wish for another wish, the genie takes pity on you and gives you another copy, ad infinitum. (Genie will not take pity on you for any other wishes)

I wish Brandon Sanderson was Immortal.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

12 minutes ago, First of the Tide said:

Granted. You are given one DVD copy of the movie Wish. you attempt to use this to wish for another wish, the genie takes pity on you and gives you another copy, ad infinitum. (Genie will not take pity on you for any other wishes)

I wish Brandon Sanderson was Immortal.

Granted. With his immortality he realizes he's no longer on a time crunch and so wait a couple thousand years to finish wrapping up the cosmere.

I wish for a boon.

[ThroughTheLivingIlliterate He/Him]

16 hours ago, Ookla the Wasing of Want said:

Granted. With his immortality he realizes he's no longer on a time crunch and so wait a couple thousand years to finish wrapping up the cosmere.

I wish for a boon.

Granted. You receive a 3d printing of the word "boon". Not quite sure what you're going to do with that.

I wish for the ability to instantly understand everything I read.

[First of the Tide He/him]

17 minutes ago, IlliterateDragon said:

Granted. You receive a 3d printing of the word "boon". Not quite sure what you're going to do with that.

I wish for the ability to instantly understand everything I read.

Granted. You understand everything that you read. However, you are blind.

I wish to have a carrot cake and eat it too.