Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. You have an itch on you foot all the time.

I wish for a curse.

[TheDarkDesperado he/him]

Granted, it's on fire, but not burning... make sense of that.

 

I wish for something that's on fire.

[SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him]

Granted. The longer he grows his hair the faster you age.

 

I wish for unlimited internet wherever I go.

[Unhinged he/him]

done here's the bill

 

I wish I could sleep at will.

[Unhinged he/him]

Granted. Every time you open a tab, you get Rickrolled.

I wish everyone had an oathstone, and I had possession of all of them.

 

Granted you're killed by someone who want's you truthles (also I give you a curse for beating me to the last post)

[Redbird he/him]

Granted, but that sleep gives you no rest whatsoever, like storing sleep feruchemically.

 

I wish for stones unhallowed to be out.

[Steel he/him]

Granted, you get it. It dies a day later.

 

I wish for an unlimited supply of gold and an unlimited supply of things to spend it on.

[Redbird he/him]

Granted, the gold value crashes, it is now worth nothing.

 

I wish for snow days

[Kobold King he/him]

Granted, the gold value crashes, it is now worth nothing.

 

I wish for snow days

 

No you don't.

 

Seriously, I did farm work in just a thin sleet this morning, and it was cold, windy, and miserable. When I lived in Illinois I regularly had to work in near-blizzard weather.

 

Seriously? You still wish it? Fine. On your head it be. It snows, but you have no adequate winter gear and all heating mechanisms in your house fail.

 

 

I wish to live in a perpetually sunny and tropical environment.

[Pathfinder]

No you don't.

 

Seriously, I did farm work in just a thin sleet this morning, and it was cold, windy, and miserable. When I lived in Illinois I regularly had to work in near-blizzard weather.

 

Seriously? You still wish it? Fine. On your head it be. It snows, but you have no adequate winter gear and all heating mechanisms in your house fail.

 

 

I wish to live in a perpetually sunny and tropical environment.

Granted, you live on an island that hosts an active volcano (just for the record I totally agree with you and abhor winter weather)

 

I wish to be able to teleport like orson scott card's latest book series "the gatemage" (just for the record as well, I hated both books, but I do like the magic.)

[Kobold King he/him]

Granted, you live on an island that hosts an active volcano (just for the record I totally agree with you and abhor winter weather)

 

I wish to be able to teleport like orson scott card's latest book series "the gatemage" (just for the record as well, I hated both books, but I do like the magic.)

Granted, but you become trapped within the books and are forced to live out their plots forevermore.

I wish for veto power on all curses.

[Zea mays]

Granted. But you have to sit through 3 full congress procedurals   before you cast any veto.

 

 

I wish I could think up a good wish.

[Pathfinder]

Granted, but you become trapped within the books and are forced to live out their plots forevermore.

I wish for veto power on all curses.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ::::pauses to take another breath::::: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Trip]

Granted. But you have to sit through 3 full congress procedurals   before you cast any veto.

 

 

I wish I could think up a good wish.

Granted, but the wish you think of will not come true.

 

I wish to become an Aluminum misting.

[Windreader she/her]

Granted, but you live in a place where aluminum is super expensive.

I wish to know my ideals again.

Edited November 18, 2014 by Windreader

[sanderfan she/her]

Granted. You never get to read Stones Unhallowed.

 

I wish I could finish rereading Words of Radiance.

Edited November 18, 2014 by sanderfan

[sanderfan she/her]

Granted. You will slip on banana peels cartoon style every day for the rest of your life.

 

I wish to always be perfectly warm, never too hot or too cold.

Edited November 18, 2014 by sanderfan

[Windreader she/her]

Granted, but you have a hole in your pocket and the coins fall out.

I wish to read Stones Unhallowed without losing my Windreader oaths or abilitys in any way, shape, or form.

[Twenty@20 he/him]

Granted. Just wait for a year or two till it comes out.

I wish there were dolphins on Roshar.

[Kobold King he/him]

Granted. Unfortunately, Rosharan dolphins possess gemhearts. Every year the Alethi slaughter them by the thousands.

I wish for delusions of grandeur.

[Pathfinder]

Granted. Unfortunately, Rosharan dolphins possess gemhearts. Every year the Alethi slaughter them by the thousands.

I wish for delusions of grandeur.

Granted, you think you are the king of kobolds 

 

I wish to teleport like a gatemage but not have to live through the horrible plot, strawmen arguments, and brain dead over sexualized female representations. 

[ChocolateRob he/him]

Granted, you think you are the king of kobolds 

 

I wish to teleport like a gatemage but not have to live through the horrible plot, strawmen arguments, and brain dead over sexualized female representations. 

Granted. But you don't get to make two part wiiszhes the first paart is your boon, everything after 'but' is ylur bane.

 

PS the Nightwatcher thanks you for making her decisio s easeier.

 

PSPS typing upside ddown is really hard. especially propping the laptop base on yur chin to free  bup your hands fr typing. it really hurts too

 

EDIT. Nuts i forgot to request a boon fr myself... lets see i wish for some aspirins for my blood rudshed new headache, being upside down sucks!!!

Edited November 18, 2014 by ChocolateRob

[Unhinged he/him]

Just one question how are you planning to swallow the aspirin if you're upside down? 

Well take them anyway, your curse is to not have any water to swallow them with

 

I wish someone would salt my walkway.

[Pathfinder]

Granted, but earth is destroyed in the process

 

I wish I and all my loved ones were on a planet that wasn't destroyed because of pir2h's wish

[ChocolateRob he/him]

Just one question how are you planning to swallow the aspirin if you're upside down? 

Well take them anyway, your curse is to not have any water to swallow them with

 

I wish someone would salt my walkway.

And with this answer my upside down compuldsion banre is lifted woo!No longer cdo I need to sit on a sofa  like Mork from Orrk trying to type witicisms vand cruelty with all my blood rushing to my head. thecanswer is - ' with great difficulty' but its do-able, iits a lot eadsier without the wwaterv actually. you gtfy drinking upside down, solids aare much simpler.

 

ps the someone salting your drivde is you.