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Granted. But you cannot escape and have no food.

 

I wish to have the powers of Daredevil

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Granted, but you have to wear that dorky yellow costume he wore when he first started. And the mob will kill your family.

 

 

I wish that I could convince anyone I spoke to to give me enough money to buy a sandwich.

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Certainly, however it eats up a little bit of you eye sight every time you print something.

 

I want to be able to control the weather.

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Granted, but you must spend the rest of your life as a quadriplegic .

 

I want a perfect understanding of realmatic theory.

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Granted, but you must spend the rest of your life as a quadriplegic .

 

I want a perfect understanding of realmatic theory.

 

Granted.  You are now permanently catatonic from information overload.

 

I want to enjoy a delicious, filling and nutritious dinner every evening.

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You can only speak in Elder Faxadarian.

 

Edit: Oh yes, a boon... I wish that I would never forget where I was going and what I was doing.

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Granted. But you will never go anywhere of interest nor do anything of importance in your lifetime.

 

I wish to be immune to all forms of disease or pestilence.

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Granted. You, however, always feel as if you are on the verge of sneezing.

 

My curse is a constant itch on one of my toes. Give me a suitable wish.

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Granted, but you will regret every decision you make about Disney movies for the rest of your life (you veto all the good ideas, and approve all the awful, cliché ideas.)

I wish I were a knight of Crystallia and live on Roshar.

(hello, second post on this forum!)

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Granted, but you will regret every decision you make about Disney movies for the rest of your life (you veto all the good ideas, and approve all the awful, cliché ideas.)

I wish I were a knight of Crystallia and live on Roshar.

(hello, second post on this forum!)

 

Granted, but you get your legs bitten off by a chasmfiend after three days.

 

 

I wish to possess the greatest hat collection in the world.

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Granted, but you get your legs bitten off by a chasmfiend after three days.

 

 

I wish to possess the greatest hat collection in the world.

Granted, but the hats are only three inches in diameter, and they are all locked into a safe that you cannot open.

I wish I could have a pet chasmfiend that won't attack/ kill me.

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Granted, but the hats are only three inches in diameter, and they are all locked into a safe that you cannot open.

I wish I could have a pet chasmfiend that won't attack/ kill me.

 

Granted. It eats everyone you love instead.

 

I wish for an unlimited supply of peppermints to eat.

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Granted, but it will eat all your friends and loved ones

 

I wish I could forget any specific memory so that I can reread books with the initial enthusiasm

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Granted, but it will eat all your friends and loved ones

I choose to believe you were talking about the peppermints.

 

Granted. But you also forget how to read.

 

I wish for my Shoulder angel to be Hoid. I also wish for my curse to be a suitable Shoulder Devil.

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Hoid is your shoulder angel, but to balance his interfering, Sazed is your shoulder devil. You end up not being able to decide anything.

I wish to meet every Cosmere character during my life I want to and to remember the experiences.

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Hoid is your shoulder angel, but to balance his interfering, Sazed is your shoulder devil. You end up not being able to decide anything.

I wish to meet every Cosmere character during my life I want to and to remember the experiences.

 

Granted, but you can only perceive them as pandas.  :D

 

I wish to read a Cosmere book about pandas, remember it and be able to read other books.

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Granted--Pandas Unhallowed, however, portrays pandas in an extremely negative light and ends with the moral message to kill them all on sight.

 

I wish for the ability to hear spelling errors.

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That's a boon? Sounds more like curse to me. Granted anyways: you can now hear spelling errors. Everyone you will ever interact with comes down with a terminal case of lolspeak.

I wish to become an early-rising energetic morning person.

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Granted--Pandas Unhallowed, however, portrays pandas in an extremely negative light and ends with the moral message to kill them all on sight.

 

I wish for the ability to hear spelling errors.

You´re just asking for a dragon to eat you...

 

That's a boon? Sounds more like curse to me. Granted anyways: you can now hear spelling errors. Everyone you will ever interact with comes down with a terminal case of lolspeak.

I wish to become an early-rising energetic morning person.

Already a new wish. Okay, you stand up early every morning because dragons want to eat you as soon as the sun rises.

 

I want to be fabulous!

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That's a boon? Sounds more like curse to me. Granted anyways: you can now hear spelling errors. Everyone you will ever interact with comes down with a terminal case of lolspeak.

I wish to become an early-rising energetic morning person.

Granted, but time now travels backwards for you. You wake up in the morning, and stay awake all through the night, and go to bed around two in the afternoon.

I wish to know the Question to the Ultamate Answer, and still know the answer. (42)

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You´re just asking for a dragon to eat you...

 

Already a new wish. Okay, you stand up early every morning because dragons want to eat you as soon as the sun rises.

 

I want to be fabulous!

Whoops! My divide didn't show that you had already answered that boon, and I like that bane much better! Up vote for you!

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