Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[SPECTRE120]

Granted, now everyone can say things in each other's heads.

I wish for a Pepperoni Pizza.

[strmblsd he/him]

8 hours ago, SPECTRE120 said:

Granted, now everyone can say things in each other's heads.

I wish for a Pepperoni Pizza.

Granted but there is only one small pepperoni 

I wish that i could read girls minds

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted, but you interpret there thoughts in morse code.

I wish for a burrito.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, it only has cheese and ranch in it.

Spoiler

My little siblings actually eat those.

I wish to study well for all my tests.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. No matter how well you study you always fail all of your tests.

I wish to be able to run and not get tired.

[The Stormfather He/Him]

Granted, but while your running you don't get tired but you get a tire thrown at you every ten seconds.

[Wittles he/him]

...What is your wish my good sir?

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted nothing happened

I wish for the ability to stop slow and speed up time around me at my will

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, time is now your relative, you have to bribe it in order to command it.

I wish for amazing accuracy with anything I use.

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted but it always fires backwards straight at you also..

I wish for pizza

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Granted. It has pineapple on it. Now for your bane, your teeth will fall out and regrow every day 

I wish someone hadn’t hit my car in the parking lot

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, now someone hit you with their car in the parking lot, hospitalizing you.

I wish to compete and get a gold medal in the Olympics.

[Longshot97 he/him]

Granted. You now have a fatal allergy to gold.

I wish for 20/20 vision.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

1 hour ago, Vyzkel said:

Granted, now someone hit you with their car in the parking lot, hospitalizing you.

But my car is fine? I’ll take it!

granted. You have to break a fine china plate every day to maintain your vision 

I wish I instinctively knew the time correctly 

[Wierdo he/him]

13 hours ago, Pineap-spider said:

I wish I instinctively knew the time correctly 

Granted, but every clock around you freezes, including digital clocks.
I wish, for twenty dollars

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted. You get a 20 dollar bill from a century in the future. You can't spend it anywhere, because no one recognizes the face on the bill. (It is the face of Marcus C. Hopkins, 57th president of the US (2077-2082), declared the Moon as the 54th US State, deposed the next week by a UN battalion for violating the treaties on space.)

Also, a century of inflation means that 20 dollars from 2124 are about 5 cents from 2024.

 

I wish for words to come.

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

1 hour ago, Just a Silvereye said:

Marcus C. Hopkins, 57th president of the US (2077-2082)… deposed […] by a UN battalion for violating the treaties on space.)

Quote

Why doesn't the UN just rule the world at that point, if 600 of their troops can depose a sitting US president?

Edited August 19, 2024 by The cheeseman

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2 hours ago, The cheeseman said:

 

Spoiler

You forgot standing ones.

 

4 hours ago, Just a Silvereye said:

 

I wish for words to come.

Granted, they visit on holidays.

i wish for a medicine to cure all sicknesses(including cancer)

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. For every one person you use it on five random people die.

I wish for chocolate.

[strmblsd he/him]

18 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

Granted. For every one person you use it on five random people die.

Great way to solve overpopulation.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

34 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

 

I wish for chocolate.

Granted, you now have the chocolate touch(if you haven’t read the book it’s basically Midas’ Curse but chocolate).

I wish to own Hersey’s

[Unintelligenius he/him]

You now own the rights to all hersey (hearsay).

I wish for infinite chocolate.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, it all appears at once, destroying reality.

I wish for @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug to not threaten my life.

 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted @Vyzkel is now threatening your life

I wish Vyz to be unaware of his surroundings

Edited August 20, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Spoiler

I’m threatening my own life?!

Granted, nothing happens because it was not made irreversible.

I wish for Angel wings.