Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. One of your hands gets cut off, as is tradition.

I wish for a dragon scale.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. It comes with the rest of the very big, very angry dragon.

I wish for a shift key.

[strmblsd he/him]

Just now, Longshot97 said:

Granted. The sudden generation of plasma within a confined matrix so close to your mortal vessel vaporizes the blood in your veins.

(You forgot your wish btw)

[Longshot97 he/him]

2 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Granted. It comes with the rest of the very big, very angry dragon.

I wish for a shift key.

Granted. However, you are now cursed to thumb-shift, and forced to undergo mildly suggestive treatment to the online entertainment of anonymous millions.

I wish for a bead of lerasium.

Edited August 8, 2024 by Longshot97
Uh, long story short, I goofed. It was partly mobile interface issues, but also an incredibly low IQ. I ended up hiding the first of a double-post. Please don't murder me ;-;

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. You cannot swallow it or ingest it in any way.

I wish for the powers of a rithmatist. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you’re deathly allergic to chalk.

I wish to be a Mistborn.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted. You also get Midas' curse: everything you touch turns into gold.

 

I wish for September to come.

[Edema Rue she/her]

September will come at the same time it always does.

i wish to know how to sleep at night

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted. Every night at 9 PM, bad guys (you know, the ones from those movies who want to do evil things TM, just because ) come to kidnap you, drug you to make you fall asleep, and then forget to take you. So they come back and make you sleep every night.

I wish for September to be already here.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Sure, September now has a name I guess. January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, Already Here, October, November, and December! You got that kids? Good! NOw LeTS SiNg iT!  Januuuuary, Februuuuary, Maaaaarch, Apriiiiiil, Maaaaay, Juuuuune, Julyyy, Augusssst, Allllreaaaaddddy Heeereeee, Octoberrrrr, Noveeeemberrrr, and Deeeeeeecemberrrrrr! 

I wish for Already Here to be named September

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. October is renamed to Coming Soon.

I wish for a chocolate milkshake.

[Longshot97 he/him]

2 hours ago, Unintelligenius said:

Granted. October is renamed to Coming Soon.

I wish for a chocolate milkshake.

Granted. You have neither straw nor spoon to consume it with.

I wish to have Feruchemical abilities.

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted but you can only store 1 milliseconds worth at a time

I wish for a honorspren to bond me

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, an honorspren has now put you in bondage.

I wish to have perfect balance.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted your bank account has a perfect balance of $0

I wish for December to be named Not Soon Enough.

[strmblsd he/him]

3 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Granted your bank account has a perfect balance of $0

I wish for December to be named Not Soon Enough.

Granted now your always late to wherever you go.. no matter what

I wish that I had all 10 surges and the means to use them

[Longshot97 he/him]

1 hour ago, strmblsd said:

Granted now your always late to wherever you go.. no matter what

I wish that I had all 10 surges and the means to use them

Granted. An eternally starving Larkin has adopted you and now follows you wherever you go. 

I wish to be free of my online addictions.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted, you no longer have any urge to use anything online, but if you touch, use, or even look at anything online you immediately die.

I wish for infinite money.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you now get a single penny every year for eternity.

I wish for true love.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. Your true love dies.

I wish for a million dollars every day.

[Longshot97 he/him]

Granted. A group of cutthroat bandits catches on just in the nick of time, forcing you to pay them no less than $1,000,000 every 24 hours in exchange for you not dying to an elaborately overkill sniper scheme.

I wish to be able to alliterate perfectly on command.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Sure, but you lose understanding of every other literary device

I wish to be on time to everything

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. Every time you are on time for something you must cancel all your plans for the next six months and hibernate instead.

I wish for the ability to run at the speed of light.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, but you lose your legs

I wish for a nice book

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. You get a book that is titled "A Nice Book" but is completely blank inside.

I wish for the Elder Wand.