Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted, its a lightweaving.

I wish for a single French fry, and a smoothie

I wish for a single French fry, and 2000 dollars

I wish for a single French fry, and a strange pastry shaped as a torus.

[strmblsd he/him]

granted the food is moldy

granted the money is monopoly money

granted this food is also moldy

I wish that my friends wouldn't exclude me

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you have a single friend now.

I wish to be an amazing driver.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted. You are amazingly horrible.

I wish for a single French fry, and to not have to say "a single French fry".

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

On 9/25/2024 at 10:53 PM, SpiritOfWrath said:

Granted. You are amazingly horrible.

I wish for a single French fry, and to not have to say "a single French fry".

Granted. You go to Belgium and ask for a French fry in French. You never said "a single French fry" but you said "une seule frite"

Unfortunately, you're asking this to a Flemish speaker, so he doesn't understand and you don't get anything.

 

I wish for an activity.

Edited September 27, 2024 by Just a Silvereye

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. Your activity is to go and run an ultra marathon with no training.

I wish for food.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

Granted you get the dubious food from Breath of the Wild.

I wish to write my book faster.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted, you have no life except for the book until it is finished.

I wish to read Red’s book.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, but it's in braille

I wish to have a butterfly

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted, you’re capture of it damaged it’s wings.

I wish my *sniff* *sniff* boar would live.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted. Your boar gets to live in the Matrix. He lives a full boar life in the forest in the span of 5 IRL seconds. Then he is slaughtered for meat.

I wish to know where to go.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted. You can’t go there.

i wish for a fish

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

4 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

you’re

4 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

it’s

*your and *its

Granted. You and @I Am A Fish are now friends

I wish everyone would use correct grammer

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted. All of you’re friends will use the frayse “correct grammear’’ at soeme point in their loife.

I wish for all the knowledge about the cosmere.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, RAFO

I wish to read super fast and be able to understand what I just read.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

46 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

Granted, RAFO

I wish to read super fast and be able to understand what I just read.

Granted. You will only be able to understand what you just read if you got 12 hours of sleep the night before. 

I wish for a perfect piece of toast. 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted, it’s stolen.

I wish to have a better slice of toast that is unstealable.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. I eat it.

It is the most delicious toast I have ever tasted. Words cannot describe how amazing it is.

I wish for Spirit to have another piece of perfect toast so that I may eat it.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted. You made me cry.

I wish for water.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, it’s salt water.

I wish for perfect skin. 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted. What a monster, you are now holding skin in your arms. Who did you flay?

I wish to get away from Vyz.

[strmblsd he/him]

granted but you only are away for 5 minutes

I wish I knew what I did wrong. and what I messed up. everything I try to do is to be a good friend and I want to know where I messed that up.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, Everything you got wrong on your last math is magically circled and given to you.

I wish for a phone with an infinite battery

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, it's always stuck on 1% though, so it's perpetually on the most annoying battery-saver mode ever, so you can't even do anything cool.

I wis for people to respond to my emails faster.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted, you now have an annoying fan club.

I wish that I could be famous without paparazzi.