Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Lunamor she/her]

4 hours ago, Myrrh-Man said:

Granted, now everything starts to annoy you

I wish to see my girlfriend more often. 

Granted. The sky is falling, but no one believes you.

I wish for the ability to control the shapes of clouds.

[Myrrh-Man]

granted they all attack you

 

 

i wish to leave school

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

10 hours ago, Myrrh-Man said:

Granted, now everything starts to annoy you

 

so, nothing's changed?

[Soulbinder she/her]

2 hours ago, Myrrh-Man said:

granted they all attack you

 

 

i wish to leave school

Granted! Unfortunately you end up going to juvie for truancy

I wish for everyone to know how loved and valued they are

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

34 minutes ago, Soulbinder said:

Granted! Unfortunately you end up going to juvie for truancy

I wish for everyone to know how loved and valued they are

Granted. Everyone is now super humanly short

I wish for my magic tree from THE ROOM.

Edited February 14, 2024 by TwinSouls

[Myrrh-Man]

Granted, it eats you, you cannot reply to anything for 30 minutes

 

i wish for knowledge.

Edited February 14, 2024 by Myrrh-Man

[Ookla she/her]

Granted. You get a giant book full of all the secrets of the world--written in an obscure language from an alien planet.

I wish for a book full of all the best Irish legends.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

granted. they are all in irish.

i wish for the ability to never need to sleep

[Ookla she/her]

22 minutes ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

granted. they are all in irish.

i wish for the ability to never need to sleep

Haha! I got you! If they're all in Irish, I then have a great excuse to go learn Irish! This boon has just been double-booned!

Your wish is granted; however, Minecraft phantoms come and haunt you after three nights because they don't care whether you need the sleep or not.

I wish for a set of Irish uileann pipes. 

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

27 minutes ago, Ookla said:

Haha! I got you! If they're all in Irish, I then have a great excuse to go learn Irish! This boon has just been double-booned!

Your wish is granted; however, Minecraft phantoms come and haunt you after three nights because they don't care whether you need the sleep or not.

I wish for a set of Irish uileann pipes. 

Granted. Nobody can ever consider you an Irish enthusiast.

[Lunamor she/her]

I wish for a solid gold statue of myself.

[Myrrh-Man]

Granted, it kills you

 

i wish to know all books contents.

[aetherbound he/him]

1 hour ago, Myrrh-Man said:

Granted, it kills you

 

i wish to know all books contents.

Granted, you lose your five senses, as in your sense of humor, sense of style, sense of decorum, sense of purpose, and sense of self.

I wish to be a cadmium misting.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

18 minutes ago, Aetherbound said:

Granted, you lose your five senses, as in your sense of humor, sense of style, sense of decorum, sense of purpose, and sense of self.

I wish to be a cadmium misting.

Granted. It becomes your only food source.

I wish for unlimited unique books.

Edited February 15, 2024 by TwinSouls

[Lord Spirit he/him]

12 minutes ago, TwinSouls said:

Granted. It becomes your only food source.

I wish for unlimited unique books.

Granted, they’re all encrypted in a different way. 

I wish to do good on my math test. 

[That1Cellist he/him]

1 hour ago, Lord Spirit said:

Granted, they’re all encrypted in a different way. 

I wish to do good on my math test. 

Granted! But now whenever you try to write words on paper it always comes out in cursive that nobody can read.

I wish to always get a good nights sleep, as long as I fall asleep, independent of how long I sleep.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Somehow, everything you type is in cursive.

I wish to be good at sewing.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted. You can only make one thing.

I wish for the ability to decode anything.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You can’t use software anymore, on account of all of its code being deleted.

I wish for a juice box.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

2 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Granted. You can’t use software anymore, on account of all of its code being deleted.

I wish for a juice box.

Granted. Your ears are gigantic

I wish for fantasy alchemy to be real.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. The new influx of gold crashes the economy.

I wish for my dog to quit sticking his toys under the couch.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

11 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Granted. The new influx of gold crashes the economy.

I wish for my dog to quit sticking his toys under the couch.

Granted. You no longer have a couch

I wish for gold to no longer be the basis of money

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Nixon granted your wish a long time ago.

I wish for a regular D&D group who's invested in my homebrew world and doesn't purposefully try to break the game. (Too much)

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

3 minutes ago, The cheeseman said:

Nixon granted your wish a long time ago.

I wish for a regular D&D group who's invested in my homebrew world and doesn't purposefully try to break the game. (Too much)

Granted. You hate their personalities.

I wish for gold to no longer exist.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. The ozone layer is absent directly above wherever you are.

I wish for a couch.