Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Argenti he/him]

16 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

I wish for fish.

But it's not on a dish, and it goes squish

I wish for a magic system

Edited May 4, 2023 by Argenti

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, the magic system allows you to receive a random bane from this thread whenever you touch metal. Your bane is that everything you touch turns into gold.

I wish someone would make me a sandwich.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. It is the best sandwich you will ever taste. But you have to fight for it in a free-for-all war.

I wish to think and see in four dimensions

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted.  you now have an int mod of -10 and think 1000 lions could beat one of every pokemon.

i wish for a barrel of cured peepers from subnautica.

Edited May 4, 2023 by Just_a_Fan_YT
too many lions

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted! A Reaper Leviathan eats your seamoth.

I wish for a really big truck.

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, it's the size of a house and appearing 5 rosharan feet above your head.

I wish for a new forum game.

[The Stick]

Granted, this thread is just restarted. Your bane is that every time you post, 100 meme popups appear on your screen.

I wish to inflict a bane, which cannot be stopped by my bane, on everybody on the Shard.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted! You inflict the bane of really being obsessed with this one author named Brandon Sanderson. For your bane, you cough every time you see the color beige.

I wish for stick to become fire.

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted. Your bane is that you also become fire.

I wish for stick to stop being fire.

[The Stick]

Granted. Your bane is that you are sacrificed to fuel Dakhor teleportation.

I wish that everybody's favorite characters die.

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, for your bane, you are now a pancake.

I wish for a shardblade.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted, bane is you're stuck in the world of the visual novel twitch dates pokemon, therefore rendering it an effectively deadly paperweight.

I wish for a bane.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

The Nightwatcher is confused. Your bane is unremovable Hungarian subtitles on everything.

I wish for a Switch.

[The Stick]

Granted. Your bane is that you will be unable to read Sanderson until [REDACTED] of the month of [REDACTED] near N___________ while holding [REDACTED] and dancing as you Ascend to Adonalsium.

I wish to crash the Shard.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

The Nightwatcher doesn’t grant that wish, on the grounds of it being a terrible wish.

I wish for the ability to pause time.

[The Stick]

Granted. You are sent to Braize every time you stop time.

I wish for Hoid to write a journal which Brandon will publish.

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Granted. Your bane is that you always put your clothes on either inside out or backwards, except on national holidays in Romania. On those days, it's both.

I wish for a good haircut.

[The Stick]

Granted. Your computer crashes in Tuesdays when it rains.

I wish to build a temple to the Stick.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but you are the only member of the Stick Cult now, and will always be alone in your temple. And then it burns down. 

I wish for California to break off and fall into the ocean

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

12 hours ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said:

Granted, but you are the only member of the Stick Cult now, and will always be alone in your temple. And then it burns down. 

I wish for California to break off and fall into the ocean

Granted. 100% granted. I have to curse you, so… you will only be able to put left socks on your right foot, and vice versa.

I wanna sword

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Granted. Your room now smells like pennies.

I wish for a raise.

[Underwater_Worldhopper he/him]

1 hour ago, The cheeseman said:

Granted. Your room now smells like pennies.

I wish for a raise.

Granted. Your salary is raised by 1 penny

I wish for the ability to shapeshift.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

Granted. You shapeshift in the opposite way of a Kandra, you go from yourself to ball of mush and back.

I wish to finish writing my book.

Edited June 28, 2023 by Lightweaver2

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, it needs a billion drafts done.

I wish for Wayne's lucky hat to be in my possession until I die.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted, you can no longer see Wayne's lucky hat and you are always worrying about whether you wore it or not. You go insane from paranoia and get locked up in an asylum.

I wish for someone to respond.