Procrastination she/her Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 (edited) Granted. It explodes when you get it. (Apparently it’s a known problem. And no, you cannot get a new one or even a refund. Sorry.) I wish to change my boon and my bane to whatever I want, whenever I want. (Haha new page) Edited November 26, 2022 by Ookla the Fluffy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 Granted. You don’t get a boon or a bane, so you can imagine them as anything. I wish to be the antagonist in a really epic fantasy series. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy she/her Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 Granted. Your intelligence changes daily. You also suffer a horrible fate that shall not be spoken on this happy thread. I wish for no negative consequences. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odiumiumium he/him Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 Granted. So many good things happen that you start to drown in the wealth of gold raining upon you. I wish for a funny Thaylen name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 Granted, it's "A Funny Thaylen". I wish for unlimited chouta. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl she/her Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 Granted. This chouta comes to you exactly a gallon a day, and if you don’t eat all of it, the remainder douses you. I wish I could live in my fantasy world… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 Granted. you drown in air, causing a magical war over your all-powerful author's blood. I wish to have motivation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl she/her Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 Granted. All you want to do is run off cliffs. You are very motivated. I wish for swish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 Granted. Every time you move, it makes the sound “swish swish swish” REALLY loudly. (That’s probably not what you meant.) I wish for the patience to not murder everyone around me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl she/her Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 Granted. You now have the patience to watch grass grow, and you feel inclined toward doing just that. I wish to never have to work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 27, 2022 Report Share Posted November 27, 2022 Granted. You don't have to work; you still need to if you want to keep yourself fiscally afloat. For your bane, you see things with inverted colors. I wish for POWER!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl she/her Posted November 27, 2022 Report Share Posted November 27, 2022 Granted. You can now cause mosquitos to drop dead on command. However, bees feel an irresistible urge to sting you. I wish to be Insanity Clinic Haly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 27, 2022 Report Share Posted November 27, 2022 Granted, you are now unable to do anything other than post on 17th Shard. I wish for the power to mind control bees. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 27, 2022 Report Share Posted November 27, 2022 (edited) Granted. You are now constantly covered in honey. I wish for oblivion. Edited November 27, 2022 by Ookla the Ta'veren 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 27, 2022 Report Share Posted November 27, 2022 Granted. You are instantly brought back from oblivion. I wish to be immune to bee stings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 28, 2022 Report Share Posted November 28, 2022 Granted. Hornets are now always after you. I wish for my insectoid minions to take over the world for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted November 28, 2022 Report Share Posted November 28, 2022 Granted. The result is like the Bee movie. You no longer understand English I wish for books 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration he/him Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 Granted. You are now illiterate. I wish for heat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 Granted. You are now teleported five feet in a random direction every time you sneeze. (I feel like people are getting away from the random nature of the banes.) I wish to be cured of writer's block. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 Granted. You now can only see things sideways (as in, the wall is the floor, and the sky is beside you) I wish for some emerald broams 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 Granted. The Nightwatcher wonders why you wanted them, as they are useless in your world. I wish for the ability to turn packing peanuts into regular peanuts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit she/her Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 Granted. The only word you can say is 'snooffles'. I wish to see the world without depth perception. (It won't be that different...) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 (edited) Granted. The nightwatcher wonders why. You must answer any question truthfully, always. I wish to be immune to all insect's bites, stings, etc., etc. Edited November 29, 2022 by Ookla the platypus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 Granted. You cannot remember the name of your favourite human. I wish for Kaladin to exist! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 Granted. you are incapable of believing anything that you do not know firsthand. i wish for Shallan to not exist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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